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Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
So when you drop a clot, does it make a popping sound as it leaves your cervix?

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Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

drat horror queefs posted:

You ever squeeze out a mostly-empty ketchup bottle? It's just like that.

If men menstruated you can guarantee we'd turn it into a competition.

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

purple death ray posted:

Lmao if men menstruated we'd get a week federal mandated paid leave every month and probably we'd get a purple heart every time

There'd be a lot more red wings thats for sure.

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
This is a difficult thread to masturbate to.

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

YeahTubaMike posted:

I lost my birth control pills. I haven't had PIV sex in several years so I'm not worried about accidental pregnancy as much as I'm worried about my bones/ovaries/uterus disintegrating or spontaneously combusting. Please tell me I'm not going to die (at least not from this). :ohdear:

Lubrication will help with the combustion, but as to the rest, you may have a calcium deficiency which you should get immediate attention for.

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