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Ayuh, there goes my trick knee gettin all puffy again, that means a precipitous drop in the-ah barometric presshah. Maisie, do us a favor and apply that there poppy pod poultice, if you could. Ah, yes, that's the stuff
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My constitution seems to be fundamentally incapable of dealing with such bitchmadery. I'm feeling wavy even standing here. I'mma retire to the lounge and suck on an otter pop until my testicular fortitude returns in spades, thank ya kindly. A man needs to know the limits of his physical prison, as it were
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Aug 8, 2020 01:31
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Caught on a man's thigh
No escape from the yaoi
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Aug 8, 2020 01:50
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Fetch Ms. Hennenpelt, boy. The bilious humours have stuffed my sinuses as of late and I require a radium suppository applied with the delicate touch of a seasoned Victorian fist. Make haste
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Aug 8, 2020 04:02
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Dammit, Chesterfield, you know I need some respite from the various and sundry complaints of that strumpet. I'm an Appomattox man and I will have my satisfaction just as soon as I finish gettin' to know this heah settee a bit more intimately. Spin up yon Victrola and make yourself scarce or sure as bees buzz you'll feel some hickory on your nethers. Now GIT *fatly dabs upper lip with linen handkerchief*
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...stopping all flow of poopy material, making for a most dapper bathroom show
The man speaks... of poops
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