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Calming explaining to the screaming monster in chains before me that Majora's Mask was actually a pretty dark game for it's time.
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Telling the wailing monstrosity that is Bigfoot to input his name as Largefoot for roleplaying reasons, since nicknames will ruin my Everquest experience.
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Aug 8, 2020 19:47
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getting a high score in weight loss by getting Bigfoot to stand on my wii fit balance board to record my initial weight before I get on to play
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Aug 8, 2020 19:51
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my experiment will determine whether we can turn Bigfoot into a gamer
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Aug 8, 2020 20:07
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watchin bigfoot get mad after failing to qualify in slimb climb
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Aug 8, 2020 20:08
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it has been a long day but i feel it is important to let the public know that yes, bigfoot is real, and while he is currently terrible at dark souls, we haven't given up hope yet
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Aug 8, 2020 20:10
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*surreptitiously tie a Pokéwalker to Bigfoot's matted fur*
alright BF, if you want dinner tonight *slides him the bongos controller with my normal foot* then you need to clear all songs with full combo
Bigfoot snorts confidently
*slides him the second set of bongos controller with my deformed foot/hoof situation and then I smirk animely*
That's right, every song, full combo, TWO players, by yourself.
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Aug 8, 2020 20:28
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- The Voice of Labor
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the captured bigfoot was a girl bigfoot and now lives a life of relative luxury by selling her used bath water
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Aug 8, 2020 20:52
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*bigfoot roaring and trying to break out of his chains*
yeah, playstation controllers feel a bit too small for my hands too
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Aug 8, 2020 20:59
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*bigfoot roaring and trying to break out of his chains*
yeah, playstation controllers feel a bit too small for my hands too
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Aug 8, 2020 21:02
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*bigfoot roaring and trying to break out of his chains*
yeah, playstation controllers feel a bit too small for my hands too
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Aug 8, 2020 21:18
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One day nearer spring
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*bigfoot roaring and trying to break out of his chains*
yeah, playstation controllers feel a bit too small for my hands too
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Aug 8, 2020 21:36
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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dressing bigfoot up in a t-shirt and baseball cap so i can pretend he's my older brother and absolutely dominate the dance dance revolution tournament at my church's lock-in
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 8, 2020 21:53
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Bigfoot gnawing at the plastic of an Xbox Duke controller as his teeth glide across the bumpers no-scoping me in Halo 2
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Aug 8, 2020 22:25
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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I will be reporting you to Xbox Live for exploits I say sternly to Bigfoot as he blasts a stream of diarrhea directly onto a bean bag chair
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Aug 8, 2020 22:26
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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I will be reporting you to Xbox Live for exploits I say sternly to Bigfoot as he blasts a stream of diarrhea directly onto a bean bag chair
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 8, 2020 22:32
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bigfoot: when does he plumb?
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Aug 8, 2020 22:39
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I study the calluses that have built up on Bigfoot's thick ape thumbs. "Good, you're ready for the final test," I say as I get out the original NES controllers.
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Aug 8, 2020 22:51
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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*Bigfoot smashes the controller in a way that makes Mario ground pound*
David Attenborough: The creature has just made a remarkable discovery.
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Aug 8, 2020 23:11
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- City of Glompton
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*Bigfoot smashes the controller in a way that makes Mario ground pound*
David Attenborough: The creature has just made a remarkable discovery.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Aug 8, 2020 23:19
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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watching my chupacabra bound off into the field, lamenting that he could never grasp even the most basic controls of the earliest atari games much less a pc mmorpg, he turns one last time and snarls at me before disappearing into the woods. i nod my head in respect and head back home to start researching ways to track and capture a bigfoot instead, hobbling with my one remaining foot while my mangled and bloody bandaged arm grasps my makeshift crutch.
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Aug 8, 2020 23:31
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- The Voice of Labor
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bigfoot's real amenable to weed. I didn't have to force him to play videogames but I did almost bankrupt myself buying top shelf bud. bigfoot is real not amenable to weed with less than 30% thc
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Aug 9, 2020 01:15
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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watching my chupacabra bound off into the field, lamenting that he could never grasp even the most basic controls of the earliest atari games much less a pc mmorpg, he turns one last time and snarls at me before disappearing into the woods. i nod my head in respect and head back home to start researching ways to track and capture a bigfoot instead, hobbling with my one remaining foot while my mangled and bloody bandaged arm grasps my makeshift crutch.
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Aug 9, 2020 01:51
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the island of Dr Moreau but the humanimals are learning to play games on hosed up hybrid systems like the Nintega and the PlayBox.
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Aug 9, 2020 01:53
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I learned a lot about unconscious bias the day I presumed that Bigfoot would want to roll Horde. I also learned the names of many of the bones that make up the hand and fingers.
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Aug 9, 2020 02:26
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"How's the gold farming coming along, buuuddy?"
"Rrraaaaarrrhhhhh!!"
"My man."
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Aug 9, 2020 02:57
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had to knock down a few walls so the kinect could pick him up and he still got a higher score in child of eden with the controller
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Aug 9, 2020 04:47
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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"How's the gold farming coming along, buuuddy?"
"Rrraaaaarrrhhhhh!!"
"My man."
Turns out bigfoots constant rampaging syncs perfectly with timing clicks to smith rune platebodies
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Aug 9, 2020 07:18
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- Macnult
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Adjusting the anti-aliasing on Bigfoot so he can take a better quality photo for his eSports team
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Aug 9, 2020 17:37
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- Mummy Napkin
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still on hold with DXRacer customer service because big foot sat in my gamer chair and broke it
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Aug 9, 2020 17:44
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trying to get big foot in the tub and sell Big Foot Gamer Bath Water
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Aug 9, 2020 17:44
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Adjusting the anti-aliasing on Bigfoot so he can take a better quality photo for his eSports team
Toggling Bigfoots fur on and off while he screams at me
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Aug 9, 2020 19:08
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Bigfoot knocks the coffee table over with his big foot phantom braking for a corner while watching me play Gran Turismo.
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Aug 9, 2020 19:11
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*Bigfoot smashes the controller in a way that makes Mario ground pound*
David Attenborough: The creature has just made a remarkable discovery.
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Aug 9, 2020 22:17
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bigfoot's popular twitch channel makes him accessible to millions worldwide but angers squatchin' purists
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Aug 10, 2020 04:50
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bigfoot has found a knack for the 'easy mode' option in videogames and has become one of the more respected game journalists
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Aug 10, 2020 04:52
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bigfoot begins to howl with anger and shake the bars of his cage as i explain that cooking mama cookstars will likely never be released on the switch due to a legal dispute between nintendo and the game's publisher
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Aug 10, 2020 05:04
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bigfoot escaped. had to use streetpass triangulation to track him down. good thing he ate a 3ds before he escaped.
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Aug 10, 2020 05:09
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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bigfoot has found a knack for the 'easy mode' option in videogames and has become one of the more respected game journalists
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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bigfoot begins to howl with anger and shake the bars of his cage as i explain that cooking mama cookstars will likely never be released on the switch due to a legal dispute between nintendo and the game's publisher
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