Is there anything that it's impossible to fuck?

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# ? Aug 14, 2020 22:34

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# ? May 4, 2024 04:46

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

TheAardvark posted:

anything less than 2 thrusts isn't a gently caress that's just you putting your dick in something

Look at this guy with his gently caress standards

What are you, the gently caress police? The gently caress judge, jury and executioner?! :wrong:

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# ? Aug 15, 2020 01:03

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

TheAardvark posted:

anything less than 2 thrusts isn't a gently caress that's just you putting your dick in something

So like... a sandwich?

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# ? Aug 15, 2020 01:08

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

You can gently caress a sandwich so myth: busted

# ? Aug 15, 2020 06:34

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

There is nothing that cannot be hosed. If you cannot gently caress it using your appendages and various physical organs, you must gently caress it with your mind. You will find that in the end, you can gently caress whatever you put your mind to.

# ? Aug 15, 2020 07:21

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Evil Bob posted:

There is nothing that cannot be hosed. If you cannot gently caress it using your appendages and various physical organs, you must gently caress it with your mind. You will find that in the end, you can gently caress whatever you put your mind to.

This guy gets it

Be the gently caress you want to see in the world

# ? Aug 15, 2020 07:23

nut

Chewbecca posted:

You can gently caress a sandwich so myth: busted

jamie hineyman and adam savage face to face but only like a couple inches apart, both of their pants down a single sandwich between them

# ? Aug 15, 2020 12:35

City of Glompton

Evil Bob posted:

There is nothing that cannot be hosed. If you cannot gently caress it using your appendages and various physical organs, you must gently caress it with your mind. You will find that in the end, you can gently caress whatever you put your mind to.

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# ? Aug 15, 2020 16:59

nut

i have nipples, greg, can u gently caress me

# ? Aug 15, 2020 17:07

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

the only thing that defines a virgin is that they�ve never hosed so as soon as you gently caress a virgin they cease being a virgin. it�s like trying to bring a shadow out into the sun

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# ? Aug 15, 2020 22:59

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

your own rear end

# ? Aug 16, 2020 05:24

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Barco Fiesta posted:

your own rear end

Anything is possible if you believe in yourself :colbert:

# ? Aug 16, 2020 05:26

Daikloktos: by Cyrano4747

You counting lucid dream techniques OP

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# ? Aug 16, 2020 08:17

Daikloktos: by Cyrano4747

Barco Fiesta posted:

your own rear end

r/selffuck

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# ? Aug 16, 2020 08:18

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Daikloktos posted:

You counting lucid dream techniques OP

loving can exist on every plane of existence

The only limitation is your mind

# ? Aug 16, 2020 08:23

nut

can u gently caress the fucker

# ? Aug 16, 2020 12:39

Finger Prince

Nothing is truly gently caress-proof, only gently caress resistant.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 14:03

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

nut posted:

can u gently caress the fucker

The circle of gently caress

# ? Aug 16, 2020 14:08

nut

mobius shaft

# ? Aug 16, 2020 14:13

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Chewbecca posted:

The circle of gently caress

over a long enough span of time the fucker will always become the hosed, and vice versa

# ? Aug 16, 2020 17:35

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

If you gently caress long into an abyss, the abyss also fucks you.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 17:38

google THIS

^YOU _WOULDN'T
^{gently caress ^A} CAR
ALTHOUGH WE FULLY CONCEDE THAT YOU COULD

google THIS fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Aug 16, 2020

# ? Aug 16, 2020 17:46

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

Daikloktos posted:

r/selffuck

I stand corrected. This is a magnificent breakthrough for science.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 18:06

Prof. Crocodile

Evil Bob posted:

over a long enough span of time the fucker will always become the hosed, and vice versa

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

If you gently caress long into an abyss, the abyss also fucks you.

some deep thoughts on loving itt

much to think about

# ? Aug 16, 2020 18:06

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Alright, so imagine this, because it's funny-

watching someone ELSE trying to gently caress a FOOTBALL

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# ? Aug 17, 2020 03:30

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Alright, so imagine this, because it's funny-

watching someone ELSE trying to gently caress a FOOTBALL

If we consider in a philosophical sense the football to be both the actor and acted upon, the person is both loving, and being hosed by the football :hmmyes:

# ? Aug 17, 2020 09:32

Stoner Sloth

can you gently caress the very concept of loving though?

if so then the only thing we have left to gently caress, is gently caress itself.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 10:42

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Maybe the only thing left to gently caress

is gently caress itself

# ? Aug 17, 2020 10:54

google THIS

When there is nothing left to gently caress

The gently caress will walk the earth

# ? Aug 17, 2020 13:58

Twenty Four

Big Lebowski:

"Nobody fucks with The Jesus!"

# ? Aug 17, 2020 15:10

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Cogito ergo gently caress

# ? Aug 17, 2020 15:29

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the sun

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# ? Aug 17, 2020 16:43

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

twoday posted:

the sun

I suggest you align your chakra's and try again.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 17:37

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Chewbecca posted:

Maybe the only thing left to gently caress

is gently caress itself

-franklin Delano roosevelt

# ? Aug 17, 2020 20:18

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Chrs posted:

the sun

Chewbecca posted:

Wrong. It's painful, but not impossible

And you'd only be able to do it one time

# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:19

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Ask not what your country can gently caress for you, but what you can gently caress for your country.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 01:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

We choose to gently caress the moon. We choose to gently caress the moon. We choose to gently caress the moon in this d'cade and do the other things. Not because we are easy but because we are hard.

# ? Aug 18, 2020 01:15

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

We choose to gently caress the moon. We choose to gently caress the moon. We choose to gently caress the moon in this d'cade and do the other things. Not because we are easy but because we are hard.

Would you believe...

We hosed the Man on the Moon, Man on the Moon, yeah

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# ? Aug 18, 2020 01:37

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

The 'Choose Life' song from Trainspotting, but all the options are replaced with gently caress

# ? Aug 18, 2020 14:00

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# ? May 4, 2024 04:46

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin loving
-Walt Disney

# ? Aug 18, 2020 17:23

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