Im just a guy in his thirties who wants to be your boyfriend

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The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

I have no skills I�m stupid and I like eating candy. can I be your boyfriend?

# ? Aug 16, 2020 03:27

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# ? May 15, 2024 11:06

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

also I�m married

# ? Aug 16, 2020 03:28

The Saucer Hovers

i think i know you irl

# ? Aug 16, 2020 03:51

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

The Saucer Hovers posted:

i think i know you irl

wtf? you sure?

# ? Aug 16, 2020 03:54

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Sounds like a great deal op

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# ? Aug 16, 2020 03:58

The Saucer Hovers

The_Rob posted:

wtf? you sure?

hell you might be gary, billy, or steven

# ? Aug 16, 2020 04:04

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

The Saucer Hovers posted:

hell you might be gary, billy, or steven

try again bucko

# ? Aug 16, 2020 04:25

vanisher

okay but i'm also a guy and how do you feel about couch co-op games

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# ? Aug 16, 2020 04:51

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

I do not think this is a good idea for you to be my boyfriend. My wife�s skills and intelligence compliment my complete lack of skills and intelligence. I fear that if you became my boyfriend we would be doomed the_rob

but on those cold nights in the distant future where things are tough and I need something to hold on to, I will think of you and the boyfriend that could have been

# ? Aug 16, 2020 05:41

Khanstant

Sorry, just looking for a boyf atm, already got too many riend laying around as it is

# ? Aug 16, 2020 08:22

cda: by Hand Knit

only if you're not particularly attractive. in the 4-6 range out of 10. also, you must have a sweet nature and a desperate desire to please, unless you are actually asked to do something

# ? Aug 16, 2020 08:57

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Finally a thread about me

# ? Aug 16, 2020 09:10

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Hello, I kit-bashed a phat dildo out of a Starship Enterprise Nacelle and the satellite dish on the Millenium Falcon anyway do you want to see Magic cards sorted by tit content first up is Bustersquall

Lil Swamp Booger Baby fucked around with this message at 09:23 on Aug 16, 2020

# ? Aug 16, 2020 09:20

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

My wife is in the other room she's updating the Young and the Restless wiki. This is a lore-based household

# ? Aug 16, 2020 09:22

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Looking for a ~curvy goon boyfriend~

# ? Aug 16, 2020 09:45

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

busty asian teen looking for older white male, must be extra thicc and knowledgable of anime and japanese culture

# ? Aug 16, 2020 12:01

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

*Gives a dvd to the love of my life*

it's a mix-tape of my favorite anime episodes that makes me think of you

# ? Aug 16, 2020 12:12

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Will you be my goonfriend? he shouted too loudly.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 12:15

nut

i dunno is this gonna cut into my hearthstone time? actually you know what not even gonna risk it

# ? Aug 16, 2020 12:23

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Luvcow posted:

busty asian teen looking for older white male, must be extra thicc and knowledgable of anime and japanese culture

lmfao

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Aug 16, 2020 12:25

Spinz: I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

I clicked dammit

Married pfft

# ? Aug 16, 2020 12:49

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Spinz posted:

I clicked dammit

Married pfft

Whoa Spinz

# ? Aug 16, 2020 12:55

nut

aw hun come back to bed just pretend the funko pops aren�t looking at you

# ? Aug 16, 2020 12:56

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Hello, I kit-bashed a phat dildo out of a Starship Enterprise Nacelle and the satellite dish on the Millenium Falcon anyway do you want to see Magic cards sorted by tit content first up is Bustersquall

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 16, 2020 13:23

Stoner Sloth

Be Your Own Boyfriend!

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# ? Aug 16, 2020 13:25

old friend

The_Rob posted:

I have no skills I�m stupid and I like eating candy. can I be your boyfriend?

hm, i dunno. maybe, you sound okay.

The_Rob posted:

also I’m married

SOLD

# ? Aug 16, 2020 13:29

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Heh. I may be stupid skillless and in my thirties. But at least i'm not currently eating candy.

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 16, 2020 13:38

cda: by Hand Knit

blaise rascal posted:

Heh. I may be stupid skillless and in my thirties. But at least i'm not currently eating candy.

a 10 is a 2 who's not eating candy

# ? Aug 16, 2020 13:53

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Stoner Sloth posted:

Be Your Own Boyfriend!

# ? Aug 16, 2020 14:13

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

if anyone wants anything done around the house please don�t ask me. I�m writing a screenplay.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 14:30

nut

me: you know how you are always saying that you want to be more involved in my life? Well, welcome to the podcast, hun.

hot musclebound gf: where's my microphone

me: oh...you're the producer

hmgf: there's literally nothing on the table in front of me

me: WELCOME BACK gamers to another exciting episode of ain't nothing but a g-unit thing, the cult hit podcast entire dedicated the nine bullet holes in curtis 50 cents body and the dsa

# ? Aug 16, 2020 14:38

Prof. Crocodile

only if you promise to hang out on my couch all day smoking pot, playing video games, and wrecking my credit history

# ? Aug 16, 2020 14:47

Prof. Crocodile

nut posted:

me: WELCOME BACK gamers to another exciting episode of ain't nothing but a g-unit thing, the cult hit podcast entire dedicated the nine bullet holes in curtis 50 cents body and the dsa

*feverishly searches apple podcast app*

# ? Aug 16, 2020 14:48

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

Prof. Crocodile posted:

only if you promise to hang out on my couch all day smoking pot, playing video games, and wrecking my credit history

honey... I want you to check your credit.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 14:58

alnilam

Luvcow posted:

busty asian teen looking for older white male, must be extra thicc and knowledgable of anime and japanese culture

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Aug 16, 2020 15:50

Prof. Crocodile

The_Rob posted:

honey... I want you to check your credit.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 17:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

As my marriage has been foundering on rocky shores, I'm sure adding a useless, 30 year old boyfriend will give my wife and I a common enemy to unite against.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 18:01

old friend

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

As my marriage has been foundering on rocky shores, I'm sure adding a useless, 30 year old boyfriend will give my wife and I a common enemy to unite against.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 18:17

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

if only there was a guy for me, a barely legal babe with huge knockers. all i want is an older schlob who barely takes care of their apartment and just eat canned chili in front of their computer for dinner every day :sigh:

i�m so tired of men wanting me to yell at them to do housework and chores more, or complaining that i want to have sex with them too often. if only there was someone for me

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Aug 16, 2020 18:34

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# ? May 15, 2024 11:06

The Saucer Hovers

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

My wife is in the other room she's updating the Young and the Restless wiki. This is a lore-based household

# ? Aug 16, 2020 19:41

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