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absolutely owning anyone that says i dont have a time machine by going back to 1990 and babysitting them one night, and then later taking a photo of me being banged by their dad. gottem |
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as the machine trudges forward, cranking out tims at an unrealistic pace, too many now to feed and cloth with my pittance, I realize the error in my ways
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Aug 16, 2020 18:06
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going back to 1960 so you can walk around shirtless with a boombox over your shoulder and be more hip than your friends who only did the trend after it started |
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Aug 16, 2020 18:07
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two words: ben. franklin.
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Aug 16, 2020 18:10
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i will go back in time and prevent the making of that rick and morty episode where rick goes back in time to eat mcdonalds spicy tzatziki sauce that was only released for a short period to coincide with the release of Disney's Hercules. |
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Aug 16, 2020 18:11
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Keep thinking about using my time machine but I keep getting way too nervous about creating time paradoxes so it just gathers dust in my garage. |
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Aug 16, 2020 18:26
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*lurking the DCT era* |
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Aug 16, 2020 18:28
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I go back in time and give the Roman Empire schematics for a Glock. I'm just curious that way, idk.
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Aug 16, 2020 19:27
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2nd Roman Legion rolling up into Gaul - marching lockstep as they hold their iron sideways.
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"Brutus - the time god said that Austria denotes a land in Noricum. Take your men and find us more gats. Aere Perennius!"
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Aug 16, 2020 19:34
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*still doesnt buy bitcoin* gently caress........ |
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Aug 16, 2020 19:38
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Vei posted:*still doesnt buy bitcoin* gently caress........ |
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Aug 16, 2020 19:52
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Keep thinking about using my time machine but I keep getting way too nervous about creating time paradoxes so it just gathers dust in my garage. awww. thats ok!! paradoxes are inevitable but when you get into them they're quite fun!! i once did a paradox where my mother became my nephew and my brother became my grandmother and it was hilarious!! fun for the whole family |
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Aug 16, 2020 20:03
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going back in type to stop the time machine from being built
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Aug 16, 2020 20:05
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welp im gonna go fix all my mistakes seeya later |
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Aug 17, 2020 01:05
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ok I'm back! I fixed every single mistake I made and now I'm the best version of myself. thanks thread!! |
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frump truck posted:ok I'm back! I fixed every single mistake I made and now I'm the best version of myself. thanks thread!! no problem fam! |
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Aug 17, 2020 03:22
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going back in time to pet every dog i came into contact with again |
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Thunder Moose posted:2nd Roman Legion rolling up into Gaul - marching lockstep as they hold their iron sideways.
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Aug 17, 2020 04:25
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Going back in time just before I went back in time to tell everyone to have a surprise party for me when I go back in time
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Aug 17, 2020 05:14
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Eating a cake, then going back in time to just before I ate the cake and eating it again. The best possible paradox. |
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Aug 17, 2020 05:37
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roomforthetuna posted:Eating a cake, then going back in time to just before I ate the cake and eating it again. The best possible paradox. Marie Antoinette's head exploding like that scene in scanners
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Aug 17, 2020 05:41
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roomforthetuna posted:Eating a cake, then going back in time to just before I ate the cake and eating it again. The best possible paradox. yum! |
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Aug 17, 2020 05:42
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elementary fraud by going back in time to before I paid for something |
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Aug 17, 2020 05:43
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i was thinking today about going back in time to teach cavemen how to make plastic and really throw off the old tech tree |
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frump truck posted:ok I'm back! I fixed every single mistake I made and now I'm the best version of myself. thanks thread!! I'm going back in time to undermine every opportunity you take at self improvement, until you're a withered shell of a human being
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Prof. Crocodile posted:i will go back in time and prevent the making of that rick and morty episode where rick goes back in time to eat mcdonalds spicy tzatziki sauce that was only released for a short period to coincide with the release of Disney's Hercules. lol good joke  Here Dethklok invented "time machines" in the Metalocalypse show and it makes me laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okWNOnyCfMU&t=28s
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Chewbecca posted:I'm going back in time to undermine every opportunity you take at self improvement, until you're a withered shell of a human being i already am that. i'm going back in time to eat a cheese pizza |
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Aug 19, 2020 19:13
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WHOA .... Three aces!!! |
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Aug 19, 2020 21:02
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Going back in time to warm myself against possible time paradoxes |
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Aug 20, 2020 06:31
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frump truck posted:i already am that. i'm going back in time to eat a cheese pizza This just demonstrates I was successful at time travel friend 
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Aug 20, 2020 09:44
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Going back in time to put my wheelie bin out before the truck comes but falling down the stairs to my death as history corrects itself |
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going back in time to prevent people from getting on the titanic but i can't find leonardo dicaprio anywhere
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going back in time to really stick it to Timmy, haha gently caress you Timmy. im the bully now!!! |
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Aug 20, 2020 12:31
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I wanna go back to the 90s and re-live the last good decade of films.. |
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Aug 20, 2020 12:54
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I'm gonna go back in time and steal all the good thread ideas, and post them before the ops have the opportunity too 
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Aug 20, 2020 15:03
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Chewbecca posted:I'm gonna go back in time and steal all the good thread ideas, and post them before the ops have the opportunity too what do you think ive been doing??? |
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i've been sneaking into jeff bezos' garage on a daily basis and intentionally misplacing things. i'm gonna make him so stressed out that he goes bald edit: a victory, but a pyrrhic one Macnult fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Aug 23, 2020 |
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Aug 23, 2020 17:08
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Gonna go forward in time and step on a butterfly to see if that works |
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Aug 23, 2020 17:41
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I've been dumping my septic tank in prehistoric earth edit: sorry for the cambrian extinction |
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