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Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I'm Miss Chewbecca and I'm waiting for your post :wink:

Edit: the future as determined by Miss Chewbecca is only good and chill, as per the ethos of BYOB. Do not seek the darkness, for that is all you'll find :shopkeeper:

Chewbecca fucked around with this message at 11:55 on Aug 17, 2020

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# ? Aug 17, 2020 11:09

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# ? May 1, 2024 23:23

Stoner Sloth

please, Miss Chewbecca, tell me of my fate!

(i hope it's a chill one!!)

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# ? Aug 17, 2020 11:13

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Stoner Sloth posted:

please, Miss Chewbecca, tell me of my fate!

(i hope it's a chill one!!)

The World, the last card and culmination of the tarot, encourages you to collect your scattered thoughts and actions and put them toward something meaningful. The results will astound you, but the process takes time.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 11:16

Stoner Sloth

Chewbecca posted:

The World, the last card and culmination of the tarot, encourages you to collect your scattered thoughts and actions and put them toward something meaningful. The results will astound you, but the process takes time.

aw dang, was hoping it would be one of those 'everything will magically sort itself out while you chill plus here is some excellent weed' but i guess tho cards are rare for a reason! if they gave them away with every pack it'd be harder to sell Tarot cards!

it is however a very appropriate draw for my situation and scatter brained thinking/life so i will try to listen to the card that is making more sense at me than most folk these days, thanks Miss Chewbecca!!

# ? Aug 17, 2020 11:21

Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Whats my future, itt

# ? Aug 17, 2020 11:22

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Bluedeanie posted:

Whats my future, itt

The Tower warns you that part of your life is in dire need of restructuring and may soon crumble, but with some planning, you can build something much stronger in its place.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 11:24

Twenty Four

# ? Aug 17, 2020 11:34

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Twenty Four posted:

The Sun suggests that the answer to your questions is plainly before you like a shining light, but it is best to approach it coolly and at a certain distance, as the truth could burn you.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 11:36

Twenty Four

These things can usually be interpreted in many ways, and I usually try to be a pretty positive person (doesn't always work), but on the rare occasion I see a "reading" or something like this directed "for me" I tend to get pessimistic and start applying it in negative ways.

It still can give introspection no matter what, so in the end that really can be positive, so thanks!

# ? Aug 17, 2020 11:45

sb hermit

Twenty Four posted:

# ? Aug 17, 2020 11:46

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

starbucks hermit posted:

The Star advises you not to lose hope for something seemingly unattainable. It is much closer than you think, but wishing alone is insufficient. You must act on your thoughts as well

# ? Aug 17, 2020 11:51

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Twenty Four posted:

These things can usually be interpreted in many ways, and I usually try to be a pretty positive person (doesn't always work), but on the rare occasion I see a "reading" or something like this directed "for me" I tend to get pessimistic and start applying it in negative ways.

It still can give introspection no matter what, so in the end that really can be positive, so thanks!

Fear not, friend, for your destiny can only be good and chill in BYOB

Miss Chewbecca says it is so!

# ? Aug 17, 2020 11:52

Goons Are Gifts

Tell me about my darkest future of the darkest time-line

# ? Aug 17, 2020 11:56

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Goons Are Great posted:

Tell me about my darkest future of the darkest time-line

I speak only of light and goodness friend, as is the belief of our people

Temperance urges you to pursue success through balance and moderation. Avoid rash decisions or extreme solutions, as well as timidity or excessive smugness.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 11:59

Twenty Four

Chewbecca posted:

Fear not, friend, for your destiny can only be good and chill in BYOB

Miss Chewbecca says it is so!

# ? Aug 17, 2020 12:03

Goons Are Gifts

That is precisely the dark future I was worried about :ohdear:

Alright gonna get my :smug:

face started and perma everyone now

# ? Aug 17, 2020 12:04

posting smiling

# ? Aug 17, 2020 12:04

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Goons Are Great posted:

That is precisely the dark future I was worried about

Alright gonna get my face started and perma everyone now

As long as you unperma an equal amount of people in order to retain balance then I don't see what the problem is

# ? Aug 17, 2020 12:06

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

posting smiling posted:

The Moon advises you to look for the answers to your questions in dark and unexplored places. The results will be brilliant, but they may take some to time to find.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 12:07

posting smiling

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# ? Aug 17, 2020 12:31

nut

tarot chips

# ? Aug 17, 2020 12:40

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

posting smiling posted:

..*.*⭐⭐🌚🌟⭐⭐~💡💡💡~🐕🐩*.*..

The Hanged Man reminds you that success requires personal sacrifice and unwavering dedication. Remember, however, that it is foolish to martyr yourself for attention or sympathy alone.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 13:07

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

nut posted:

tarot chips

The Hermit reminds you to give yourself proper time for self-reflection and introspection, but you must also take care not to drift into isolation or excessive self-involvement.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 13:09

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

I�m considering a career change (again). What do the cards say for me?

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 17, 2020 13:11

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

blaise rascal posted:

I’m considering a career change (again). What do the cards say for me?

The Lovers call on you to explore a neglected or overlooked passion, but do not let momentary flames of caprice and enthusiasm destroy your longstanding commitments.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 13:18

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Chewbecca posted:

The Lovers call on you to explore a neglected or overlooked passion, but do not let momentary flames of caprice and enthusiasm destroy your longstanding commitments.

In the context of my question, I think this was good advice, thanks

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 17, 2020 13:28

nut

Chewbecca posted:

The Hermit reminds you to give yourself proper time for self-reflection and introspection, but you must also take care not to drift into isolation or excessive self-involvement.

ty chew, this is impressively relevant to my current sitch I will follow ur advice :hai:

# ? Aug 17, 2020 13:32

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Chewbecca posted:

The Lovers call on you to explore a neglected or overlooked passion, but do not let momentary flames of caprice and enthusiasm destroy your longstanding commitments.

Here are some additional signs that "the lovers" is my reading for today:
- I just became the 69th patron on someone's patreon
- Today I'm planning to make a recipe that I just noticed was on page 69 of the cookbook

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 17, 2020 15:01

twoday: C-SPAM Times best-selling author

ooo, can I have one?

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# ? Aug 17, 2020 16:44

sb hermit

Chewbecca posted:

The Star advises you not to lose hope for something seemingly unattainable. It is much closer than you think, but wishing alone is insufficient. You must act on your thoughts as well

nut posted:

ty chew, this is impressively relevant to my current sitch I will follow ur advice

but specifically for my own reading. ty chew. thchew

# ? Aug 17, 2020 17:16

Prof. Crocodile

hello Miss Chewbecca, please tell me what the cards have in store for me, tia

# ? Aug 17, 2020 17:22

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

I pulled the Priestess from my deck last night.

Could use a reading for today OP.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 17:36

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

I don't want one of these trump suit named cards, give me the two of cups or something

# ? Aug 17, 2020 18:14

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Gross Dude posted:

I don't want one of these trump suit named cards, give me the two of cups or something

Yeah I'm always down with like a page of swords or a five of pentacles as well OP. Happy to receive news from both the major and minor arcana.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 18:22

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

card me pls :ducksiren:

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# ? Aug 17, 2020 19:20

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Please. I've always wanted to draw my own tarot deck, but the number of cards is daunting

# ? Aug 17, 2020 20:19

The Voice of Labor

hit me, there's no way having a glimpse of the future will make it less terrible

# ? Aug 17, 2020 20:49

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

I need to know about the future !

# ? Aug 17, 2020 21:05

cda: by Hand Knit

Chewbecca posted:

The World, the last card and culmination of the tarot, encourages you to collect your scattered thoughts and actions and put them toward something meaningful. The results will astound you, but the process takes time.

wtf is this poo poo, you clearly didnt draw this yourself

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# ? Aug 17, 2020 21:22

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# ? May 1, 2024 23:23

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

twoday posted:

ooo, can I have one?

The Fool, card zero of the tarot, encourages you to try something adventurous and new. Unfamiliarity can be invigorating, but take care not to put yourself in needless danger.

# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:09

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