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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Category: 3 Word Goons

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# ? Aug 21, 2020 03:54

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# ? May 6, 2024 04:31

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Category: 3 Word Goons

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# ? Aug 21, 2020 03:54

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

not going to limit to GBS only also PM me if you have any clues you want me to post. It's surprisingly a bitch on mobile

Also I know "hates dogs" is two words but :ssh:

# ? Aug 21, 2020 03:55

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

TheAardvark posted:

Category: 3 Word Goons

Who is Hellbastard?

# ? Aug 21, 2020 04:00

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

This is awesome, you guys take over

I'll see if I know any :dance:

# ? Aug 21, 2020 04:03

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

I Shot The Serif posted:

Who is Hellbastard?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGeJW-PCZeI

# ? Aug 21, 2020 04:06

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Category: Goon Lore

# ? Aug 21, 2020 04:13

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

TheAardvark posted:

Category: 3 Word Goons

Who is Pennywise the Frown?

# ? Aug 21, 2020 04:14

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Spinz posted:

Who is Pennywise the Frown?

# ? Aug 21, 2020 04:20

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

TheAardvark posted:

Peter Cetera has really aged

# ? Aug 21, 2020 04:21

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

TheAardvark posted:

Category: 3 Word Goons

# ? Aug 21, 2020 04:28

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Pennywise the Frown posted:

what would you prefer your 3-phrase-clue be?

# ? Aug 21, 2020 04:32

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

TheAardvark posted:

what would you prefer your 3-phrase-clue be?

Huge,
loving,
Dick

edit: as in my penis size, not my character

# ? Aug 21, 2020 04:36

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Huge,
loving,
Dick

edit: as in my penis size, not my character

Hahaha too late

# ? Aug 21, 2020 04:37

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Huge,
loving,
Dick

edit: as in my penis size, not my character

But this could be all of us!

# ? Aug 21, 2020 05:08

Mrs. Sexual: Feb 3, 2020

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Huge,
loving,
Dick

edit: as in my penis size, not my character

Pms open. I will judge without bias

# ? Aug 21, 2020 05:32

Crusty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

Pennywise the Frown posted:

awwww it could have included planes and sex now if that makes you feel better

# ? Aug 21, 2020 05:32

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Category: 3 Word Goons

# ? Aug 21, 2020 05:37

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Crusty Nutsack posted:

awwww it could have included planes and sex now if that makes you feel better

Sex? What has happened?

# ? Aug 21, 2020 06:08

Crusty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

Spinz posted:

Sex? What has happened?

he had a very successful OKCupid second date :lovebird:

# ? Aug 21, 2020 06:23

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Crusty Nutsack posted:

he had a very successful OKCupid second date

# ? Aug 21, 2020 06:30

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Crusty Nutsack posted:

awwww it could have included planes and sex now if that makes you feel better

# ? Aug 21, 2020 15:37

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Those low-carb threads got way out of control. I remember The Cosmic Muffin (or something) being an absolute batshit evangelist for that diet, and the whole thread would dogpile anyone who called him out for blatently talking out of his rear end.

After Rebirth posted:

A quick summary of this thread:

-almost all of the links posted in this thread come from blogs
-you have routinely discredited scientists and doctors of being drones, robots, and other words you picked up while reading 1984
-sizzlechest is clearly insane
-dont eat a carb killed his/her dog by feeding it lowcarb
-TCM thinks doctors are part of some conspiracy
-someone said that there is literally no correlation between weightloss and exercise
-apparently calories do not matter at all as long as you don't ever eat bread
-a goon is literally about to die because of his hosed up cholestoral
-the mods have protected this thread from any perceived notions of trolling, going so far as to probate sexy posters like Smile who actually have dieted and exercised fairly successfully in the past because he offers different opinions
-every one of your spokes people seem to be overweight

Every time the words "bacon" "lard" "ground beef" or any mixture thereof are used in this thread are used you guys get really pumped up and weird and it's frightening. I'm frightened.

Also you guys seem to be in an eternal contest to make more hosed up and gross meals than the next guy and its revolting to the average poster.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

FYAD I think posted:

proposal: a fad diet thread in the exercise forum

reality: a mentally ill man resembling a melted candle, the pied piper of ham joints, told people that eating nothing but eggs and bacon and lard in paint buckets (they were literally buying and eating buckets full of lard in the name of good health) would not only make them lose weight, but was so healthy it would cure heart disease and cancer. an enormous fat powerlifter who cant run for 20 seconds probated and banned anyone who challenged this wisdom until it lead to a man barely in his 20s being prescribed statins.

# ? Aug 21, 2020 16:44

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

correct obviously and also lmao at all of that again

# ? Aug 21, 2020 18:54

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Who is Koaxke?

Those low-carb threads got way out of control. I remember The Cosmic Muffin (or something) being an absolute batshit evangelist for that diet, and the whole thread would dogpile anyone who called him out for blatently talking out of his rear end.