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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/ps/197343-final-fantasy-viii/faqs/34215

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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

there's a gamefaqs thread...

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

elf help book posted:

Coco Bandicoot is the younger sister of Crash Bandicoot. Just as her older brother, she was genetically engineered through the use of Doctor Neo Cortex's and Doctor Nitrus Brio's Evolvo-Ray.[12] Coco is highly intelligent,[12][13][14][15][16][17][18] and her intelligence quotient is said to be as much as 164.[19] Like her brother, Coco has a heroic personality and a fearless nature, as she is willing to take any chance to help her family save the world from evil,[18] unafraid of making mistakes.[12] She is a fan of martial arts films,[12] wrestling[20] and NASCAR.[21] She is also shown to be a skilled scooter rider, using this talent to outrace a Japanese tsunami on one occasion.[12] Coco was designed by Charles Zembillas and Naughty Dog as a counterbalance to Tawna (Crash's girlfriend in the first game) that would appease Sony Computer Entertainment Japan, who were not comfortable with a "super sexy" character being alongside Crash. Charles Zembillas' first sketches of Coco were drawn on March 18, 1997, when Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back was in development.[22] She is voiced by Vicki Winters in Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back,[23] Hynden Walch in Crash Team Racing,[24] and Debi Derryberry from Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex onwards.[25][26][27][28][29]

Before the events of the series, Coco was an ordinary bandicoot like Crash until she was taken from the jungle and genetically enhanced by Doctor Neo Cortex.[12] Coco is first seen in Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back living on N. Sanity Island with Crash. One day, when the battery for her laptop runs out, she sends Crash off to find a replacement battery for her.[30] When Coco discovers that Crash is gathering Crystals for Cortex, she becomes suspicious of Cortex and decides to hack into Cortex's computer to find what he is really up to. What she finds are "detailed schematics for an improved Cortex Vortex and a suspicious looking space station".[31] She learns of Cortex's real plan just as Crash has gathered all the Crystals, and reveals Cortex's intentions to Crash before he can give the Crystals to Cortex.[32] After Cortex's plan is foiled, Coco is called upon by Aku Aku in Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped to use Doctor Nefarious Tropy's Time-Twisting Machine and gather the powerful Crystals in their original places before Cortex does so. Coco helps by gathering the Crystals in 17th-century China, the 18th-century Pacific Ocean, and World War I Europe. She is also responsible for the defeat of Cortex's right-hand man Doctor N. Gin on the Moon, with her new pet tiger Pura assisting her. Coco is a playable character in Crash Team Racing and Crash Bash. The epilogue of Crash Team Racing states that Coco opened up her own Internet dating service after the events of the game.[33]

When the Elementals wreak havoc on the Earth in Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex, Coco activates a new Portal Chamber for Crash to use. She helps Crash gather the Power Crystals needed to stop the Elementals by collecting them in a tsunami-ravaged China and an avalanche zone. She also stops an armada of Cortex's space stations from striking Earth. Near the end, she helps Crash and Crunch escape from Cortex's malfunctioning space station. In Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure, Coco builds a device that reverses the effects of Cortex's Planetary Minimizer. In Crash Bandicoot 2: N-Tranced, Coco is abducted by N. Trance and is brainwashed alongside Crunch and Fake Crash. Coco battles Crash in a large battleship inside an active volcano, with Crash attacking the craft while it is reloading its weaponry. Upon snapping out of N. Trance's control, Coco becomes a playable character, gathering two Crystals in space while escaping the wrath of a fireball created by N. Tropy. Coco is a playable character in Crash Nitro Kart as well. In one cutscene, she uses her hacking skills to put the hyperactive Nash to sleep. In Crash Twinsanity, a teenage Coco is ambushed by Doctor Neo Cortex, who disguises himself as her in order to lure Crash into a trap so he can finally destroy him. Many moments later, Coco believes that Cortex kidnapped Crash, and travels to the Iceberg Lab to confront him. With a swift kick, she attacks Cortex and sends the Power Crystals he was holding flying into the Psychetron. The resulting chain reaction leaves Coco paralyzed until the end of the game. In Crash Bandicoot Purple: Ripto's Rampage, Coco teams up with the Professor to track down Ripto and Doctor Cortex. Later in the game, they're both kidnapped by Doctor Cortex's niece, Nina Cortex, who keeps them locked up in cages. After being freed from her cage, Coco suggests that Crash and Spyro put a tracer on Cortex and Ripto as to allow the heroes to track the villains back to their hideout.[34] Coco's last major contribution to the story is constructing a portal to Cortex's and Ripto's lair.

Coco is a playable character in Crash Tag Team Racing. In the game's story, Coco discovers the sole clue to whoever stole MotorWorld's Power Gems, which is Wumpa Whip.[35] Because of Crash's high consumption of the beverage, she briefly believes (along with the others) that Crash is the culprit, despite the fact that Willie Wumpa Cheeks is the park's lone source of Wumpa Whip. At the end of the game, Coco returns the park's deed to Von Clutch, to whom it belongs.[36] Coco plays a central role in Crash Boom Bang!, in which she is invited by the Viscount to the World Cannonball Race in his search for the Super Big Power Crystal. In Crash of the Titans, Coco is on the verge of creating a device that will be able to recycle butter when she is captured along with Aku Aku by Doctor Neo Cortex. When Nina replaces Cortex, Coco is brainwashed and is forced to finish the Doominator. She ends up completing the Doominator, but is rescued by Crash and is able to stop it at the end of the game. In the Nintendo DS version of the game, she appears as a vendor selling upgrades for Crash's abilities. Coco is a playable character in the cooperation mode of the Wii and Xbox 360 versions of Crash: Mind over Mutant. At the beginning of the game, Coco converts the Doominator's eye into an entertainment system.[37] After seeing an infomercial advertising the "NV", a do-anything personal digital assistant, she receives an NV along with Crunch and quickly becomes addicted. Soon enough, the NV, which Dr. N. Brio filled with negative Mojo, transforms her into a ferocious beast who tries to kill Crash using a giant basketball-launching machine. After being defeated and informed (to her disappointment) that the NV had a negative influence on her,[38] she uses the Doominator's eye to access Cortex's blog and learn what Cortex is planning.[39] She is accessible as the second player's character from that point on. Coco's availability as a playable character in Crash: Mind over Mutant was omitted from the PlayStation 2 version of the game due to her distinct animations taking up much of the console's memory.[40] In the PlayStation 2 version, she is replaced by a white-furred version of her brother named "Carbon Crash".[41]

Coco has been featured in two series of Crash Bandicoot action figures produced by the now-defunct Resaurus. For Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back, Resaurus produced a Coco Bandicoot figure bundled with figures of a penguin and lizard from the game. The Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped series featured two different figures of Coco, including one bundled with Aku Aku and Crash Bandicoot figures.[42] Coco's inclusion and incorporation as a playable character in Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex was met with a generally lukewarm response among critics. Hilary Goldstein of IGN felt that Coco was a "less powerful" and "less enjoyable" character than Crash and that "she was just not fun the way Crash is". On the subject, Hilary added that "Crash is a silly creature to look at. He's almost absurd, which works great with his various animations. Coco isn't really silly at all. The game isn't called Crash and Coco so why must I be forced to play her? Rather than add variety, Coco detracts from the only real selling point of the game – Crash Bandicoot."[43] Matthew Gallant of GameSpot noted that "When you play a level as Coco instead of Crash, there's no explanation or warning given – you'll simply enter the level's portal as Crash and come out the other end as Coco. It's not all bad, but compared with Super Mario Sunshine, it seems very uneven."[44] Debi Derryberry's voice acting as Coco has garnered mixed reviews in the series as a whole. Arnold Katayev of PSX Extreme was positive about her voice in Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex,[45] while Matt Keller of PALGN felt that her voice in Crash of the Titans was "annoying".[46]

Raymond Hog
Nov 28, 2013

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beverly_Hills_Cop_(2006_video_game)#Reception

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

i wish i could find some of the funnier Fallout 4 ones, but this is the best i could find just scanning for them:

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Covenant#Bugs

When approaching Covenant for the first time, if the Sole Survivor speaks with Swanson and agrees to take the test they will be asked to take a seat. If the player does not sit down straight away, once they return to the seat, it is possible Swanson will not be present in his normal position seated at the desk. If the player then sits down the SAFE Test will begin but because Swanson is not present the player will hear him ask the first question but will not be able to answer, leaving the player stuck in the chair.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

https://www.mariowiki.com/Jason_Bateman

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


https://www.mariowiki.com/Bones_(character)

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004


I prefer https://www.mariowiki.com/Alyssa_Milano

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Alyssa Milano is a human in Mario Ice Capades.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


Jason explains to Alyssa (who has never played video games), the plot of Super Mario Bros

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Jason explains to Alyssa (who has never played video games), the plot of Super Mario Bros

Alia Shawkat is going to desperately hint that he should probably shut up

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


Lmfao

She should be shooting hoops though fr

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

EmmyOk posted:

Lmfao

She should be shooting hoops though fr


I would absolutely play Mario Basketball. Toad would be bad at jumping but good at passing, Luigi dunks well but runs slow, etc.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Mario Basketball already exists and it has a Cactaur character.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

American McGay posted:

Mario Basketball already exists and it has a Cactaur character.

they should make one that isnt on the ds

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

i looked it up and of course it didnt have online multiplayer lol

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

the problem with the DS one is they couldn't even get Billy West to do Bugs Bunny

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

trying to jack off posted:

they should make one that isnt on the ds

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007


lmfao i thought this was a photoshop

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

welcome to new donk city

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TAR5jaPmZ0&t=106s

herculon
Sep 7, 2018


lol

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


Hell yeah

oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012


I would often go there
To the tiny church there

new dunk city

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

trying to jack off posted:

i looked it up and of course it didnt have online multiplayer lol

They also made one for the Wii with online multiplayer.

Kongming
Aug 30, 2005

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007


lol

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
lmfao

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


lmao

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014


lol

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004


general anime's permaban entry

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


Lmfao

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
lol cool

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


Hell yes

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Lmfao

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

which he can never escape from [citation needed]

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Lol

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


Lmfao

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right arm
Oct 30, 2011


edit: he got away again

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