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Numlock
May 19, 2007

The simplest seppo on the forums
Some Dragonlance highlights I half remember from when I was 10 and read these garbage novels.

The island of sexy ogres that never have sex but are so smoking hot you’d like try to instantly rape one if you saw them.

A demon powered steamroller that wanted to turn every sentient creature into road kill.

A dude loving a Kinder because he was into kids and the kinder had a giant fetish I guess.

Edit: I think there is a novel were a dwarf fucks a dwarf with Down syndrome too.

Lot of loving.

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Numlock
May 19, 2007

The simplest seppo on the forums

Empty Sandwich posted:

I like the steamroller; I cannot abide these other things.

I vaguely recall the main character of that novel was a goblin who kept trying to seduce some thief girl or the other way around.

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