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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Only mentioned his daughter Ivanka LOL

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Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
Did he just call Ivanka his "donor"?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Tortilla Maker posted:

Did he just call Ivanka his "donor"?

He's slurring hard tonight

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Tortilla Maker posted:

Did he just call Ivanka his "donor"?

I'm legit surprised he didn't say "wife".

Wilbur Swain
Sep 13, 2007

These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
"I profoundly accept this nomination..."?

Othin
Nov 20, 2002

Hair Elf
Man, I just wish they could have fit a few more flags in there.

"We will rekindle new faith" This speech was written by like nineteen people and QC'd by one dumbfuck.

Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo
What the gently caress is this lean? What in gently caress's name is wrong with that man's spine

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



This is boring

Wilbur Swain
Sep 13, 2007

These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Unoriginal Name posted:

What the gently caress is this lean? What in gently caress's name is wrong with that man's spine

He has to grip the lectern and brace himself to focus on the words of the teleprompter because he is blind.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
Yep, teleprompter Trump. He can't actually deliver a speech, he either rambles like a madman or awkwardly slurs out lines while squinting at a teleprompter.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Grondoth posted:

Yep, teleprompter Trump. He can't actually deliver a speech, he either rambles like a madman or awkwardly slurs out lines while squinting at a teleprompter.

And this is apparently supposed to go on for an hour and a half...

Wilbur Swain
Sep 13, 2007

These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
He just drank water with one hand, he's really showboating tonight.

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo
Was that Pompeo lazily checking his phone looking bored?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Joe Biden is... THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
Boring speech.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

nine-gear crow posted:

Joe Biden is... THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

SHIVA 2020

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

nine-gear crow posted:

Joe Biden is... THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

thank god

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

nine-gear crow posted:

Joe Biden is... THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

Technically, entropy does go for the lowest, sleepiest energy state possible in a closed system.

Wilbur Swain
Sep 13, 2007

These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
"And I say very modestly" says something outrageously arrogant and deceitful

Old Surly
Dec 8, 2004

and all of your troubles are solved and gone
MORE THEN ABE LINCOLN!!!

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/TrumpsTaxes/status/1299172810607284225

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Haha holy poo poo lol. Ivanka heard the tapes.

I don’t know how anyone has the stomach to watch this crap.

Wilbur Swain
Sep 13, 2007

These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
"Americans are exhausted keeping up with the endless lists of approved words and phrases"

that's not why I'm exhausted

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Wilbur Swain posted:

"Americans are exhausted keeping up with the endless lists of approved words and phrases"

that's not why I'm exhausted

Donald Trump seems like a man who would be uniquely exhausted by the concept of words and what they mean, yes.

Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo
Jesus Christ, imagine how offensive this cowboy settler bullshit is to...well any American isnt a white Christian European??

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
Wait, this is still going? Isn't he a half an hour over?

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

Unoriginal Name posted:

Jesus Christ, imagine how offensive this cowboy settler bullshit is to...well any American isnt a white Christian European??

They don't consider those people to be american op.

Wilbur Swain
Sep 13, 2007

These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Is he sleeptalking? I think he's trying to sound serious and profound but he seems barely awake.

Othin
Nov 20, 2002

Hair Elf
That was pretty low energy and boring. Even the crowd cheering everything off kind of petered off near the end.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Othin posted:

That was pretty low energy and boring. Even the crowd cheering everything off kind of petered off near the end.

Teleprompter Trump.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Mary Trump responding to speech on MSNBC

https://lakestreams.com/msnbc/

Inner Light
Jan 2, 2020



You all watching this opera?

Zarlog
Dec 7, 2005

Zarlog, Protector of Baal
Pretty sure Tiffany is on X or whatever you call it these days

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

So I had to hear this entire thing despite my efforts to cloud out the sound. Did he really say he's done more than Abraham Lincoln for the African American community?

If he doesn't get killed on November 3rd than we deserve to be stuck with this dipshit, no excuses for democrats to not turn up in droves this year and crush him like an angry God.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
I didn't watch anything tonight, did I miss anything?

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Kro-Bar posted:

I didn't watch anything tonight, did I miss anything?

Covid-19 is going to go away, it's going to just disappear

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Does anyone else find it kinda hosed that Caesar is doing voiceovers for a Democrat ad?

Degenerates like Trump belong on a cross.

Arc Hammer fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Aug 28, 2020

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Parrotine posted:

So I had to hear this entire thing despite my efforts to cloud out the sound. Did he really say he's done more than Abraham Lincoln for the African American community?

If he doesn't get killed on November 3rd than we deserve to be stuck with this dipshit, no excuses for democrats to not turn up in droves this year and crush him like an angry God.

Yes. I heard that too and thought "I didn't know you signed the Civil Rights Act Donald."

Fritz the Horse
Dec 26, 2019

... of course!

Kro-Bar posted:

I didn't watch anything tonight, did I miss anything?

the RNC is full-on fascist.

maybe you've been joking about "lol Republicans are fascists"

but no, it's extremely true




endless praising of Dear Leader for his many Big Strong accomplishments

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yronic heroism
Oct 31, 2008

I literally fell asleep listening to this.

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