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Greetings Patriots! I know we all love posting in CSPAM but sometimes things can get a little Heated around here! You know what I'm talking about; we get to arguing about this and that and going on about politics and sometimes people might start taking things a little too seriously. I want to make sure we all are getting along and so I I made this thread as a place to come and PLEDGE our ALLEGIENCE to the great country the USA! That way if anyone gets to accusing you of being disloyal to this our great nation the USA then you have PROOF that you are a True Patriot! Here goes my official PLEDGE: "I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all," Now let NO ONE doubt my great patriotism! Personally I think everyone who posts in CSPAM should have to take this great pledge so that we can Know Who We're Posting With! Thank you for reading and god bless this great forum and our Country the USA!!
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Aug 22, 2020 20:09
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I pledge allegiance to my balls
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Aug 22, 2020 20:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDWNQADaw7g
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Aug 22, 2020 20:47
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Pledge Allegiance, My rear end (I Won't Pledge Alliance)
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Aug 22, 2020 20:50
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Aug 22, 2020 20:51
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Aug 22, 2020 20:53
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Aug 22, 2020 20:55
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Do I have to do the Bellamy salute when I do it, or not?
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Aug 22, 2020 20:56
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Ok, okay everyone I get it, we're all having some fun. Look; I know we like to joke around here, but some things are more important than comedy! I think everyone here understands the importance of Patriotism and loving Your Country, the USA, so let's get busy on posting those pledges! There are dozens of other threads where you can post about your balls or that cute nun emoji as much as you want. If I see much more horseplay I may be forced to post a follow up thread, but that thread will be in QCS if you understand me. So let's get to it and get those pledges in!
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Aug 22, 2020 20:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3p2xf8NdRg&t=2559s
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Aug 22, 2020 21:01
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Wooten posted:Do I have to do the Bellamy salute when I do it, or not? Citation: quote:When not in uniform men should remove any non-religious headdress with their right hand and hold it at the left shoulder, the hand being over the heart. Persons in uniform should remain silent, face the flag, and render the military salute.[12] Members of the Armed Forces not in uniform and veterans may render the military salute in the manner provided for persons in uniform.[4]
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Aug 22, 2020 21:01
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Aug 22, 2020 21:01
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i was raised jehova's witness and can't pledge allegiance to any secular state
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Aug 22, 2020 21:07
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pledge allegiance to THIS *grabs for nuts but misses entirely, gets a handful of kneecap and cripples myself for life*
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Aug 22, 2020 21:09
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Crazypoops posted:I pledge allegiance to my balls I pledge allegiance to his balls
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Aug 22, 2020 21:27
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Aug 22, 2020 21:28
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I pledge allegiance to the tag of the NoJoe thread of C-SPAM, and to the toxx for which it stands, one subforum, under D&D, with liberty and justice for all
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Aug 22, 2020 21:31
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bout to grill some supreme burgs bc that s what men do in this country, the best country n case you didnt know
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Aug 22, 2020 21:33
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I, a citizen of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, joining the ranks of the Workers' and Peasants' Red Army, do hereby take the oath of allegiance and do solemnly vow to be an honest, brave, disciplined and vigilant fighter, to guard strictly all military and State secrets, to obey implicitly all Army regulations and orders of my commanders, commissars and superiors. I vow to study the duties of a soldier conscientiously, to safeguard Army and National property in every way possible and to be true to my People, my Soviet Motherland, and the Workers' and Peasants' Government to my last breath. I am always prepared at the order of the Workers' and Peasants' Government to come to the defence of my Motherland - the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics - and, as a fighter of the Workers' and Peasants' Red Army, I vow to defend her courageously, skilfully, creditably and honourably, without sparing my blood and my very life to achieve complete victory over the enemy. And if through evil intent I break this solemn oath, then let the stern punishment of the Soviet law, and the universal hatred and contempt of the working people, fall upon me.
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Aug 22, 2020 21:34
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OP I'm confused at whether this is "ironic". As the author of the Pledge, Francis Bellamy, was a socialist, should we not build on the work of other socialists to continue the work of the Left? Please reply sincerely.
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Aug 22, 2020 21:37
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kingcobweb posted:OP I'm confused at whether this is "ironic". As the author of the Pledge, Francis Bellamy, was a socialist, should we not build on the work of other socialists to continue the work of the Left? Please reply sincerely. Hey bud, I'd love to chat with you about whatever this means but I noticed that you haven't Taken The Pledge yet, so I'm not sure if you're trolling or if you're maybe from a less patriotic forum (reddit?). Please note that this is a MOD APPROVED thread and therefore a NO TROLL zone! Post that Pledge!
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Aug 22, 2020 21:45
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Salt Fish posted:Hey bud, I'd love to chat with you about whatever this means but I noticed that you haven't Taken The Pledge yet, so I'm not sure if you're trolling or if you're maybe from a less patriotic forum (reddit?). Please note that this is a MOD APPROVED thread and therefore a NO TROLL zone! I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. ------------- Any OTHER version is bourgeois revisionism.
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Aug 22, 2020 21:48
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Flags are outdated concepts OLD MAN
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Aug 22, 2020 21:49
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please rise for the anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw_aaBjCpE
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Aug 22, 2020 21:51
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Crazypoops posted:I pledge allegiance to my balls
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Aug 22, 2020 21:51
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 put this in yourre signature if you love amercia! 
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Aug 22, 2020 21:56
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Aug 22, 2020 21:57
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I pledged allegiance to the fact that your love is all that matters
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Aug 22, 2020 22:04
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Aug 22, 2020 22:05
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Korean Boomhauer posted:
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Aug 22, 2020 22:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoE4p_wmnc0 i stand for my national anthem and no other
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Aug 22, 2020 22:22
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Taintrunner posted:And if through evil intent I break this solemn oath, then let this version is much better imho, killer flourish through implication, elegant
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Aug 22, 2020 22:32
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Korean Boomhauer posted:
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Aug 22, 2020 22:33
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kingcobweb posted:I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. didn't know that there was an original one, and yes, much better besides Bellamy and Paine who else were socialists of that bunch?
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Aug 22, 2020 22:34
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dead gay comedy forums posted:didn't know that there was an original one, and yes, much better Hey come on, this is supposed to be an apolitical thread where we simply make it clear that we're Patriotic Americans who are Proud of this country. Now I don't care if you're a socialist (democrat) or a Republican or what, just please leave your politics at the door and join our Pledge!
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Aug 22, 2020 22:36
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Salt Fish posted:Hey come on, this is supposed to be an apolitical thread where we simply make it clear that we're Patriotic Americans who are Proud of this country. Now I don't care if you're a socialist (democrat) or a Republican or what, just please leave your politics at the door and join our Pledge! ANY pledge of "allegiance" that is NOT THE ORIGINAL BELLAMY PLEDGE is no pledge at all!!! You are "PLEDGE"ing to NNOTHINGNESS, you have no CONCEPT Of to pledge allegieance!
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Aug 22, 2020 22:44
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I'm doing the pledge of allegiance real seriously but the camera spins around so you can see the flag I'm looking at and whose face is that drawn on there?? It's the freakin joker!!
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Aug 22, 2020 22:47
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Aug 22, 2020 22:49
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kingcobweb posted:ANY pledge of "allegiance" that is NOT THE ORIGINAL BELLAMY PLEDGE is no pledge at all!!! You are "PLEDGE"ing to NNOTHINGNESS, you have no CONCEPT Of to pledge allegieance! Do you drive a model T? Are you posting on a dial up modem? Do you follow only the laws of Hammurabi? Things improve with time. God is an easy way to improve anything, but at the end of the day the pledge is apolitical and its not really about God, its about being a Patriot.
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Aug 22, 2020 22:51
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Anyone trying to force you to pledge allegiance to anything except the Soviet Union and the Workers Party is a loving imperialist pig
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