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kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Salt Fish posted:

Do you drive a model T?
Are you posting on a dial up modem?
Do you follow only the laws of Hammurabi?

Things improve with time. God is an easy way to improve anything, but at the end of the day the pledge is apolitical and its not really about God, its about being a Patriot.

duhhh [this is me douing your voice] duhhhhh i pledge allegiance to Nothing. that's the pledge now, because I decided to change it

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Taintrunner posted:

Anyone trying to force you to pledge allegiance to anything except the Soviet Union and the Workers Party is a loving imperialist pig

[bursting into the room in a red mask]: SPLITTER

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/CaptainLives/status/1296982805654786051

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VytACIEC5Hs

:911:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
me IRL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMVh3RBOZeE

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

I sledge egregious into the crag of the Alighted Slates of America :black101:

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
I pledge to Putin's Second Soviet

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
hugging the flag, stroking its soft stripes, tickling the stars with my tongue

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Dustcat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoE4p_wmnc0

i stand for my national anthem and no other

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Gazpacho posted:

hugging the flag, stroking its soft stripes, tickling the stars with my tongue

Giving it the reach around on its tassels

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


i pledge allegiance to mr flagg

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AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
I was put in in school suspension for not standing for the flag with my hand on my heart after several warnings but jokes on them bc my 2 bff's were as well so we just goofed around for a week. One of those friends is in the cities and since I moved here we hang out and our kids live each other, get wrecked America

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