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Putty

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Left: A human, or at the very least "resident of New Donk City" or "New Donkers"

Right: Mario, does not look like a human, despite his construction clothing.

Putty fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Aug 25, 2020

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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS


Characters like Toads, Goombas, and Koopas and considered species. What about Mario?

An interesting theory put forth is that Mario and Luigi (both last name Mario) are "Marioids" and Peach (maybe Daisy) are "Peachettes". Bowser is a Koopa because his name is Bowser Koopa. Donkey Kong is also therefore a "Kong".

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS


Fact: Toadette (a Toad or is Toadette a species?) can turn into a Peachette with the Super Crown power-up. Can species be changed or is Toadette a juvenile version of a Peachette? (Luigi can not use the Super Crown)

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

I would have to see this thing jump to know if it's human or not. Can it jump?


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

It can sit, and as a human I can also sit so that's a point in its favor.


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

Putty

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The only other "Marioid" character I could find is Il Piantissimo from Super Mario Sunshine. I don't have a joke to put here.

E: Pauline is a Peachette.

Putty fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Aug 25, 2020

nut

no he's a monster

Prof. Crocodile

are plumbers human? i sure don't know op and highly doubt this debate will be settled in our lifetime.

Putty

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treasure bear

The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!
no

he’s Italian

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

The_Rob posted:

no

he’s Italian

:italy:

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

idk, but he's doing his best

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

It can speak english just like this panda and so clearly they're all humans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adAJ3y4EL9I


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

STING 64

The_Rob posted:

no

he’s Italian

Khanstant

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

https://twitter.com/NintendoUK/status/1305121189279522819?s=19

Khanstant
mario online, peer to peer plumbing

FutonForensic

let me be the first to say: thank you, Mario

Escape From Noise

Counterpoint: Hello Kitty is human

Lock

hardcore sound gets you hypah

Jolo posted:

I would have to see this thing jump to know if it's human or not. Can it jump?

rumor is he was known as jumpman before relocating

what is he running from though

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!


huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

Escape From Noise

Lock posted:

rumor is he was known as jumpman before relocating

what is he running from though

Commitment

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Behold a man.

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
No, Mario is fiction.

FactsAreUseless

Putty posted:



Left: A human, or at the very least "resident of New Donk City" or "New Donkers"

Right: Mario, does not look like a human, despite his construction clothing.
They are different races of human. Mario is from the Mushroom Kingdom, while NDC is in the Metro Kingdom.

Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Mario is a friend and you're a monster for even bringing this subject matter up

Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Also Mario Golf 64 has what appears to be Marioid/Human hybrid characters like Sonny here. So Mario must be closely related to humans

Escape From Noise

Is OP implying that Bob Hoskins and, by extension, all British people are inhuman? Because that's pretty unchill.

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
maybe it is us who are the mario??

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Lol what if his name was Hob Boskins? Pretty funny imo

Escape From Noise

Jolo posted:

Lol what if his name was Hob Boskins? Pretty funny imo

Bob Sniksoh

take the moon

by sebmojo

marry me, mario

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Mario 3d all stars looks to have removed "Shine Get" from Sunshine and "So long gay bowser" from Mario 64. It's shameful. Mario said a slur in 64 and that proves that he is fallible and human like the rest of us.

Prof. Crocodile

mario is my friend and he will post itt on wednesday

cda

by Hand Knit

The_Rob posted:

no

he’s Italian

the Italian sjw

FactsAreUseless

cda posted:

the Italian sjw
Spaghetti Justice Warrior

Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
are the giada sisters a mario

nut

ave mario

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

nut posted:

ave mario

I wish I had the musical chops to do Ave Maria but like it's a Mario tune.

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Putty

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Is OP implying that Bob Hoskins and, by extension, all British people are inhuman? Because that's pretty unchill.

I will neither endorse nor dismiss this statement.

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