Is Mario a human?

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deadking: Hello? Charlemagne?!

The_Rob posted:

he�s Italian

# ? Sep 16, 2020 00:32

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# ? May 6, 2024 07:13

Scaly Haylie

Jolo posted:

https://twitter.com/NintendoUK/status/1305121189279522819?s=19

ah poo poo fludd's got the twitter password

# ? Sep 16, 2020 00:55

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# ? Sep 16, 2020 05:27

Jenny Agutter

Jolo posted:

I wish I had the musical chops to do Ave Maria but like it's a Mario tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfrqp3b9GF0

# ? Sep 16, 2020 06:54

Sally: Don't post Small Dash!

could mario beat dash rendar in a fight, putty?

# ? Sep 16, 2020 07:16

more falafel please: forums poster

Sally posted:

could mario beat dash rendar in a fight, putty?

well is mario on the millennium falcon or another ship with a hyperdrive faster than the outrider's 0.75 because otherwise, he'll never get the chance :aweslme:

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# ? Sep 16, 2020 08:15

Mekchu: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FactsAreUseless posted:

They are different races of human. Mario is from the Mushroom Kingdom, while NDC is in the Metro Kingdom.

So Mario is a country yokel?

# ? Sep 16, 2020 09:18

Sally: Don't post Small Dash!

Mekchu posted:

So Mario is a country yokel?

Mario is an immigrant

# ? Sep 16, 2020 15:57

Prof. Crocodile

hath not a mario eyes? hath not mario hands, organs,
dimensions, senses, a nose, and a mustache?

if you drown him, does he not thrash about?
if you set him on fire, does he not go "waaaauugh!"?
if you shoot him out of a cannon does he not go "wahaaaa!"?
if you kidnap his girlfriend in your flying clown car, will he not revenge?

# ? Sep 16, 2020 16:50

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Imagining the horror of being Mario. Yes, he has many lives but he also has the experience of being burned alive, falling into endless pits, being crushed, and countless other deaths. He happily shouts "Oh yeah, Mario time" but inside he's remembering the myriad ways he can die and dreading the new ways those japanese developers will torment him for eternity.

# ? Sep 16, 2020 17:07

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Jolo posted:

Imagining the horror of being Mario. Yes, he has many lives but he also has the experience of being burned alive, falling into endless pits, being crushed, and countless other deaths. He happily shouts "Oh yeah, Mario time" but inside he's remembering the myriad ways he can die and dreading the new ways those japanese developers will torment him for eternity.

He actually gets off on it. :/

# ? Sep 16, 2020 17:13

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Mario: Wohoho, Mario golf today, yyyiiiipppppeeee.

Dev: enjoy the golf while it lasts, Mario. Tomorrow you'll be dodging bullets on board an airship. You think there'll dogs tossing bones at you? How cute. We're adding a new enemy called the acid koopa wanna guess what it does?

# ? Sep 16, 2020 17:13

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Sally posted:

could mario beat dash rendar in a fight, putty?

Mario is a master of driving karts, bikes, airplanes, submarines, shoes, hats, hat-shaped aircraft, and face-shaped spacecraft. Rendar does not stand a chance.

if you mean a fistfight i think Rendar would have a hard time grabbing the neck of a Marioid due to their generally shorter height than a human's

Putty fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Sep 16, 2020

# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:25

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Mario used to be human but he got tortured into his current form like the Orcs in Lord of the Rings, when Mario was just a little boy he got sucked into an underwater pipe and ended up in the Mushroom Kingdom. He had to fight to survive because Goombas would slowly walk up to him and start gnawing on his flesh and the wounds would become infected; back then they could touch him and he wouldn't die because the human body has resistance to that kind of thing. Anyway, when he was like sixteen he was captured by Princess Peach who was fascinated by his human condition and kept him alive as she vivisected him and transformed him into the Mario we know now, because God says abominations like him couldn't exist in the Mushroom Kingdom, it's in their bible which Peach follows religiously.

Anyway he has no regrets and loves his life, but it's really weird when you think about what Peach did to him and how his powers that exist now came at such a great cost but he just lives with it. I wonder if Mario ever truly forgave Peach or if it's just some weird Stockholm syndrome thing, maybe he saves her because deep inside he believes she's the only one that can turn him back.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby fucked around with this message at 12:55 on Sep 17, 2020

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# ? Sep 17, 2020 12:52

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

It's probably why Mario likes to hang out with people that are still human like in that game, it's kind of like, it reminds him of what he lost and it hurts really bad, it makes him tear up when he's falling asleep at night, but he just can't stop himself from staying around the one thing that he wants the most, to just be himself again.

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# ? Sep 17, 2020 12:56