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Ass-penny

Areola Grande posted:

pud worshippers are the worst imho

if you spell pud backwards it's dup. it makes you think.

Anyways here's the next list

1. a color
2. plural noun
3. adjective
4. exclamation
5. pet name
6. verb (past tense)
7. plural noun
8. verb (present tense)
9. plural noun
10. verb (present tense)
11. plural noun

lol fitting page snipe for this thread, a fresh list.

Ass-penny fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Aug 23, 2021

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# ? Aug 23, 2021 05:51

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# ? May 2, 2024 10:40

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

mods change my name to Pepin the Beefy thanks in advance

# ? Aug 23, 2021 06:08

pseudorandom

4. Great Googa Mooga!

# ? Aug 23, 2021 08:12

Cobalt-60: by Azathoth

Never Forget the Battle of Animal Crossing.

11. Hamsters

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# ? Aug 23, 2021 10:02

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

6. expunged

# ? Aug 23, 2021 12:45

biosterous

rear end-penny posted:

sorry not to be a poo poo, is this supposed to be concoctions?

I've slotted that word and now we just have a plural noun and an adjective

yeah concoctions whoops

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he/him

# ? Aug 23, 2021 13:14

biosterous

1. periwinkle

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he/him

# ? Aug 23, 2021 13:16

Finger Prince

5. Bro

# ? Aug 23, 2021 13:56

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

9) rollercoasters

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# ? Aug 23, 2021 14:02

Ass-penny

3. Adjective

8. Verb (present tense)
10. Verb (present tense)

Ass-penny fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Aug 24, 2021

# ? Aug 23, 2021 22:33

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

2. penises

# ? Aug 23, 2021 22:38

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

7. nipple clamps

# ? Aug 23, 2021 23:48

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

10. destroy

# ? Aug 24, 2021 02:34

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

8. finger bang

# ? Aug 24, 2021 03:20

Ass-penny

Areola Grande posted:

8. finger bang

this is shaping up to be disturbingly horny.

we only need an adjective to complete this one!

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Aug 24, 2021 04:27

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

3. innocent :twisted:

# ? Aug 24, 2021 05:21

Ass-penny

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD

One day Little Periwinkle Riding Hood was going through the forest carrying a basket of penises for her grandmother. Suddenly she met a big innocent wolf. "Great Googa Mooga!" said the wolf. "Where are you going, little bro?"
"I'm going to my grandmother's house," said she. Then the wolf expunged away. When Miss Riding Hood got to her grandmother's house, the wolf was in bed dressed like her grandmother. "My, grandmother," she said, "what big nipple clamps you have."
"The better to finger bang you with," said the wolf.
"And grandmother," she said, "what big rollercoasters you have."
The wolf said, "the better to destroy you with."
And then she said, "what big hamsters you have, grandmother."
But the wolf said nothing. He had just died of indigestion from eating grandmother.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Aug 24, 2021 06:37

pseudorandom

rear end-penny posted:

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD

One day Little Periwinkle Riding Hood was going through the forest carrying a basket of penises for her grandmother. Suddenly she met a big innocent wolf. "Great Googa Mooga!" said the wolf. "Where are you going, little bro?"
"I'm going to my grandmother's house," said she. Then the wolf expunged away. When Miss Riding Hood got to her grandmother's house, the wolf was in bed dressed like her grandmother. "My, grandmother," she said, "what big nipple clamps you have."
"The better to finger bang you with," said the wolf.
"And grandmother," she said, "what big rollercoasters you have."
The wolf said, "the better to destroy you with."
And then she said, "what big hamsters you have, grandmother."
But the wolf said nothing. He had just died of indigestion from eating grandmother.

Holy gently caress, this is incredible

:laffo:

# ? Aug 24, 2021 07:08

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

pseudorandom posted:

Holy gently caress, this is incredible

this is what we do. Pls join us

# ? Aug 24, 2021 07:17

Ass-penny

Areola Grande posted:

this is what we do. Pls join us

that is pseudorandom and they have been there admittedly they aren't the most frequent poster ITT but they combined my original thread title with a comment by finger prince that gave us the current thread title. My favorite thing about having been IK was that I could finally give this thread the title it deserves, I'm proud of this thread. That said the next time it dies in this beautiful forum I'll probably request it to be goodmined and start a sister thread in GBS were maybe there's enough audience to keep the thread alive without necroing. Don't worry, I'll be sure to post it in the welcome thread when that happens because I want all my madlib friends from BYOB to keep playing too.

Also, that last lib was a doozy. Even typing it up I was like :pusheen:

I need to take a lap or two. If anyone feels motivated feel free to post a list!

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Aug 24, 2021 08:39

Cobalt-60: by Azathoth

Great Googa Mooga, indeed.

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# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:39

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

rear end-penny posted:

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD

One day Little Periwinkle Riding Hood was going through the forest carrying a basket of penises for her grandmother. Suddenly she met a big innocent wolf. "Great Googa Mooga!" said the wolf. "Where are you going, little bro?"
"I'm going to my grandmother's house," said she. Then the wolf expunged away. When Miss Riding Hood got to her grandmother's house, the wolf was in bed dressed like her grandmother. "My, grandmother," she said, "what big nipple clamps you have."
"The better to finger bang you with," said the wolf.
"And grandmother," she said, "what big rollercoasters you have."
The wolf said, "the better to destroy you with."
And then she said, "what big hamsters you have, grandmother."
But the wolf said nothing. He had just died of indigestion from eating grandmother.

Jurassic Jesus Christ, this is a lot :vincefrog:

# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:44

biosterous

fuckin lmao at a basket of penises for gramma

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he/him

# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:09

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

rear end-penny posted:

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD

One day Little Periwinkle Riding Hood was going through the forest carrying a basket of penises for her grandmother. Suddenly she met a big innocent wolf. "Great Googa Mooga!" said the wolf. "Where are you going, little bro?"
"I'm going to my grandmother's house," said she. Then the wolf expunged away. When Miss Riding Hood got to her grandmother's house, the wolf was in bed dressed like her grandmother. "My, grandmother," she said, "what big nipple clamps you have."
"The better to finger bang you with," said the wolf.
"And grandmother," she said, "what big rollercoasters you have."
The wolf said, "the better to destroy you with."
And then she said, "what big hamsters you have, grandmother."
But the wolf said nothing. He had just died of indigestion from eating grandmother.

This is disturbingly coherent.... still want to know what the wolf was gonna do to deflect the hamster red herring.

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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:28

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

rear end-penny is still at his job for a few more hours, so I'll take the helm real quick here

1. ADJECTIVE

2. ADJECTIVE

3. Mr. Rogers

4. recently deceased WKUK star Trevor Moore

5. pterodactyl

6. VERB

7. NOUN

8. NOUN

9. left buttock

10. blatantly

11. ADJECTIVE

12. rudely

13. ADJECTIVE

14. ADJECTIVE

15. parasitic twin

16. ADJECTIVE

17. NOUN

18. NOUN

19. rear end-penny

:fuzzknot:

let's do this

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Aug 25, 2021

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# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:32

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

19. rear end-penny

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:33

Ass-penny

3. Mr. Rogers

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:35

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

5) pterodactyl

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# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:57

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

10. blatantly

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

15: parasitic twin

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

looking v promising so far :balldo:

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:29

biosterous

12. rudely

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he/him

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:52

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

4. recently deceased WKUK star Trevor Moore

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:55

Stoner Sloth

9. left buttock

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:57

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

1. greasy

2. ADJECTIVE

3. Mr. Rogers

4. recently deceased WKUK star Trevor Moore

5. pterodactyl

6. VERB

7. NOUN

8. NOUN

9. left buttock

10. blatantly

11. ADJECTIVE

12. rudely

13. gormless

14. ADJECTIVE

15. parasitic twin

16. ADJECTIVE

17. NOUN

18. NOUN

19. rear end-penny

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Aug 25, 2021

# ? Aug 25, 2021 02:25

Ass-penny

1 greasy

# ? Aug 25, 2021 02:39

Finger Prince

13. Gormless

# ? Aug 25, 2021 02:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

quick note, when lurkers see the new thread title they're probably going 2 expect a modicum of horniness at the very least. just an observation

# ? Aug 25, 2021 02:44

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

11. sexually

# ? Aug 25, 2021 02:47

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# ? May 2, 2024 10:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Mormon Nailer posted:

11. sexually

I believe that is an adverb

:redass:

# ? Aug 25, 2021 02:48

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