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Once upon a magic cactus there were four little Rabbits, and their names were—
Chewbacca, Goons are Great, Pseudorandom, and Peter.
They lived with their Mother in a Mini souvenir license plate, underneath the root of a very big mangosteen tree.
'Now my dears,' said comely Mrs. Rabbit one morning, 'you may go into the fields or down the lane, but don't go into Mr. Kabakov's garden: your Father had a box wine there; he was put in a crab rangoon by Mrs. Kabakov.'
'Now run along, and don't get under the umbrella tree. I am going out.'
Then comely Mrs. Rabbit took a basket and her umbrella, and went through the wood to The Thrifty Nickle. She bought Fugu and five Fat Cheese Dips.
Chewbacca, Goons are Great, and Pseudorandom, who were coquettish little bunnies, went down the lane to gather kumquats:
But Peter, who was very finger lickin good, ran straight away to Mr. Kabakov's garden, and masticated under the gate!
I got you, you can be on deck for next, if you like.
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LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
One day Little Periwinkle Riding Hood was going through the forest carrying a basket of penises for her grandmother. Suddenly she met a big innocent wolf. "Great Googa Mooga!" said the wolf. "Where are you going, little bro?"
"I'm going to my grandmother's house," said she. Then the wolf expunged away. When Miss Riding Hood got to her grandmother's house, the wolf was in bed dressed like her grandmother. "My, grandmother," she said, "what big nipple clamps you have."
"The better to finger bang you with," said the wolf.
"And grandmother," she said, "what big rollercoasters you have."
The wolf said, "the better to destroy you with."
And then she said, "what big hamsters you have, grandmother."
But the wolf said nothing. He had just died of indigestion from eating grandmother.
Holy gently caress, this is incredible
 
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