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- Randy Travesty
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LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
One day Little Periwinkle Riding Hood was going through the forest carrying a basket of penises for her grandmother. Suddenly she met a big innocent wolf. "Great Googa Mooga!" said the wolf. "Where are you going, little bro?"
"I'm going to my grandmother's house," said she. Then the wolf expunged away. When Miss Riding Hood got to her grandmother's house, the wolf was in bed dressed like her grandmother. "My, grandmother," she said, "what big nipple clamps you have."
"The better to finger bang you with," said the wolf.
"And grandmother," she said, "what big rollercoasters you have."
The wolf said, "the better to destroy you with."
And then she said, "what big hamsters you have, grandmother."
But the wolf said nothing. He had just died of indigestion from eating grandmother.
Jurassic Jesus Christ, this is a lot 
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