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Cobalt-60

by Azathoth
5) hippopotamus

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3) fluorescent

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8)terrorists

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1) purple
22) 3.14159265358979323846

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17)kidneys

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10)cthonic

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4)rockets

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6 Gene Hackman

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1) hamster

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13) president

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6)heroin

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18) vomited

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I slammed the goon on your mother too

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1) number
2) plural noun
3) verb
4) noun
5) adjective
6) verb
7) adjective
8) noun
9) noun
10) verb
11) verb
12) adverb
13) prepositional phrase
14) name
15) noun
16) noun
17) noun
18) noun
19) verb

Made one up.

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If I went through 50 buttholes an hour, I'd need a prosthetic bunghole, too.

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1) 1492
2) greasy grimy gopher guts
3) keg
4) insert
5) humongous
6) chug
7) gooey
8) duck
9) landfill
10) slather
11) smother
12) defiantly
13) just in time
14) Don Fightmaster
15) hoagie
16) pickaxe
17) anus
18) laptop
19) spit

1492 years ago our greasy grimy gopher guts brought forth on this continent, a new keg, inserted in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created humongous. Now we are chugged in a great gooey war, testing whether that duck, or any duck so inserted and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great landfill of that war...The world will little slather, nor long smother what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here...that we here defiantly resolve that these dead shall not have died just in time -- that this nation, under Don Fightmaster, shall have a new hoagie of freedom -- and that government of the pickaxe, by the anus, for the laptop, shall not spit from the earth.

Apologies to my 9th grade history teacher.

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nut posted:

all men are created humongous!

But some are more humongous than others.

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4) explode

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2) 0.0625

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Another one.

1 noun
2 name
3 name
4 name
5 noun
6 plant
7 adjective
8 last name
9 noun
10 food
11 prepositional phrase
12 store
13 food
14 food
15 adjective
16 fruit
17 adjective
18 verb

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update

1 magic cactus
2 Chewbacca
3 name
4 name
5 noun
6 mangosteen tree
7 comely
8 Kabakov
9 box wine
10 crab rangoon
11 under the umbrella tree
12 store
13 food
14 food
15 adjective
16 kumquat
17 finger lickin good
18 masticated

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Once upon a magic cactus there were four little Rabbits, and their names were—

Chewbacca, Goons are Great, Pseudorandom, and Peter.

They lived with their Mother in a Mini souvenir license plate, underneath the root of a very big mangosteen tree.

'Now my dears,' said comely Mrs. Rabbit one morning, 'you may go into the fields or down the lane, but don't go into Mr. Kabakov's garden: your Father had a box wine there; he was put in a crab rangoon by Mrs. Kabakov.'

'Now run along, and don't get under the umbrella tree. I am going out.'

Then comely Mrs. Rabbit took a basket and her umbrella, and went through the wood to The Thrifty Nickle. She bought Fugu and five Fat Cheese Dips.

Chewbacca, Goons are Great, and Pseudorandom, who were coquettish little bunnies, went down the lane to gather kumquats:

But Peter, who was very finger lickin good, ran straight away to Mr. Kabakov's garden, and masticated under the gate!

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7. Taylor Swift

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7) hamsters

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hell yeah crunk breakfast

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6. Secretary of State

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2 Marianas Trench

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2. tremendous

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4 fergalicious

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7. terrorist

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My Testimony: Lunging away from God, swallowed by deez nuts

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15. Middle of Nowhere

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This wound up being longer.

1 adjective
2 plural noun
3 noun
4 noun
5 verb
6 proper noun
7 body part
8 adverb
9 adverb
10 adjective
11 noun
12 adjective
13 adverb
14 noun
15 noun
16 prepositional phrase
17 verb
18 adjective
19 adverb
20 adjective
21 noun

Everyone can take 2 entries, if they want.

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update:
1 exhausted
2 Yugioh cards
3 cherries
4 noun
5 verb
6 NASA Microgravity Fecal Containment Unit
7 armpits
8 stubbornly
9 adverb
10 lazy
11 forums superstar
12 adjective
13 eagerly
14 jockstrap
15 noun
16 prepositional phrase
17 caress
18 dunkable
19 gently
20 adjective
21 sensible Honda Accord

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"Borscht" is not a verb.


Dear customers,
Together, we are facing a truly exhausted situation. The global coronavirus pandemic is affecting all of our Yugioh cards, our cherries, our goulash, and our way of life. During this time, I wanted to botch out and update you on how we’re approaching the situation at NASA Microgravity Fecal Containment Unit Inc.

First and foremost, our armpits go out to anyone who’s been impacted by the virus, either stubbornly or hungrily. Our thoughts are especially with those who are lazy, to whom we extend our heartfelt wishes for a full forums superstar. And we’re truly inspired by the selfless Vegemite-like workers around the world who are on the front lines working eagerly to care for people in need.

Second, at NASA Microgravity Fecal Containment Unit Inc., we’re focused on the jockstraps and spliffs of our employees, families and communities. All of our employees on the underside have been strongly encouraged to caress from home. With our highly-dunkable workforce and many of our employees typically working gently, this shift has been relatively smooth and we continue to deliver the ghoulish levels of performance, availability, and sensible Honda Accords.


Ghoulish, indeed.

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3. borscht

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8 Doberman Pinscher

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Now is the winter of our discount merkin.

19. lugubrious

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1 noun
2 adjective
3 time (hh:mm)
4 plural noun
5 noun
6 noun
7 honorific
8 verb (present participle)
9 verb
10 number
11 verb
12 plural noun
13 animal
14 adjective
15 adjective
16 place
17 verb
18 noun

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4,9,10,12,17

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