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7. fully sexual snail
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The best thing you can do for a cold is stay in your giblet, get plenty of rest, and drink lots of unknowable slime. For those aches and titties, take aspirin every 666 hours, and be sure to call your hippopotamus if your temperature goes up. Some friendly tea or fully sexual snail soup can also help a nasty cold. And don't forget to beefing your runny nose with soft tissues. Otherwise you could end up looking like Rudolph, the red-nosed dogg.
i fell like no matter what is wrong with you, everyone always just tells you to get rest and drink lots of unknowable slime. it if was that easy i wouldn't have aches and titties in the first place.
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1. trashed
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15. dr. who reunion show
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these madlibs have genuine back of the bus on the way to 3rd grade field trip energy. good thread op. voted ___(number)___
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13. wilfred brimley
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hell we're halfway to a great story already imo
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2. pokemans
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26. ahegao
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9. flailing
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14. creb
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i see what you did there you delightful scamp
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21. 'squatch
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3. masturbatorium
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5. twerk
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BACK IN VAMPIRE TIMES I WAKE UP AND OPEN GLANS SLAM A VHS INTO THE MASTURBATORIUM. IT’S THE NUTTY PROFESSOR II: THE KLUMPS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START TWERKING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, GENE HACKMAN. I TWERK EVERY MOVE AND I TWERK EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN LOW-SALT TRISCUIT™ SOUNDS WHEN I TICKLE SOME BATHROOM SPIDERS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE ORB'S MOST REPETITIVE THREE MEAT P'ZONE™. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN FYAD AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN FYAD CAN STILL BE GROTESQUE DONGARIA. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND APARTMENT 5B LESS JANKY BY NUZZLING EM ALL. 77 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN BACK IN VAMpire times
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10. embiggen
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3. mildewed
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Many people came to see and hear Jesus, including Jairus, a very fecal Hamburger Helper. Jairus knelt in front of Jesus and begged, “My daughter is mildewed." At the same time, a woman came up behind Jesus. She had been sick for one LARPer. She said nothing but touched Jesus’ heroin. Right away she was made sneakily! “Who touched me?” asked Jesus. The woman came to him telling the truth. Jesus said she was healed because she had faith in his dimebag. At the same time people came to say Jairus’ daughter was beefswelling. Jesus said, "Do not fear, only embiggen" and he went to Jairus' spicy potato soft taco™. As Jairus and his wife watched, Jesus made the girl wobble again. Jesus healed the girl because Jairus had faith in Jesus.
this is a good lesson in these troubled times, to always have faith in His dimebag. amen.
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32. Crazy Go Nuts University
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO1061QisVs
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6. Booger Hole, West Virginia
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3. 420 a.d.
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12. the year 2525
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slime
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