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Both GaG and I just learned about the existence of something called the Geoduck and it's the funniest thing in a while First of all it's called a geo-duck, like geodude the pokemon but also a duck lol Second, it looks like a dick lmao I don't know anything else about them other than what is in the above image cause it's the first i've ever heard of them, but they look really funny. Post a pic of one and request a 6er and I or GaG or vanisher will oblige. Or just feel free to appreciate them itt. |
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Aug 27, 2020 00:37
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I believe it's pronounced "gooeyduck" and I was lucky(?) enough to see plenty of examples of these when I lived in the SF bay area, usually for sale as food. mm, appetizing! there is of course that cutural thing (often chinese/asian) where stuff that looks like dicks is supposed to be an aphrodesiac, I imagine that's a big reason for their appeal, to some at least.
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Aug 27, 2020 02:16
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Aug 27, 2020 02:23
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nut posted:lol |
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Aug 27, 2020 02:24
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been watching geoduck videos for like half an hour and I am 100% skeeved out rn |
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Aug 27, 2020 02:46
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apparently the shaft is crunchy like cartilage 
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Aug 27, 2020 02:49
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when u bought the brats but only the hot dog buns
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Aug 27, 2020 03:25
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nut posted:when u bought the brats but only the hot dog buns that's a lmao
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Aug 27, 2020 05:55
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If you're not jerking your dinner off, then are you really eating?
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 27, 2020 05:59
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https://www.evergreen.edu/geoduck The Geoduck Fight Song Go, Geoducks go, Through the mud and the sand, let’s go. Siphon high, squirt it out, swivel all about, let it all hang out. Go, Geoducks go, Stretch your necks when the tide is low Siphon high, squirt it out, swivel all about, let it all hang out. |
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Aug 27, 2020 07:07
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Barking Gecko posted:https://www.evergreen.edu/geoduck  the most supple supper imaginable
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Aug 27, 2020 07:15
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I clearly picked the wrong college.
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Aug 27, 2020 10:04
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I really, really, really want to see if they have a geoduck on their flag. Or how their mascot during sports events looks like
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Aug 27, 2020 10:30
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a clam and a dick in the same time?! woeah |
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Aug 27, 2020 10:35
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Goons Are Great posted:how their mascot during sports events looks like https://youtu.be/mnwi_snMnyU?t=35 eedit: so much hoops to post somewhat sexual mollusks [video type="youtube"]mnwi_snMnyU?t=35[/video] eeeedit: goddamit Trying fucked around with this message at 10:41 on Aug 27, 2020 |
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Aug 27, 2020 10:37
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lol at the dick snail give it some titties |
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Aug 27, 2020 11:34
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Love me some gooey, bababooey |
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Aug 27, 2020 12:20
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Fully sexual clam with human titties, aaaaAAAAAAAAaaaahhhHHH
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Aug 27, 2020 15:43
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The German word for this species Panopea generosa is Elefantenrüsselmuschel or Penismuschel. The first means elephant trunk shell, the second Dick Shell. It's like they were like "lol let's give this some funny euphemism name" followed up by "Nah"
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Aug 27, 2020 15:48
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i love german i mean i don't know any but i love all the big long words
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Aug 27, 2020 15:50
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scientist: what do we name it? s2: geodick s1: hahaha s2: call it a duck though s1: lmao it’s not even a- s2: exactly lol |
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Aug 27, 2020 16:02
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 Check this out, the German Wikipedia page has a full paragraph to describe how it is pronounced in both German and English. I've never seen a German Wikipedia page that does this and I have the feeling that it was done to point out that it's a DUCK and not a DICK
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubert_Blaine_Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff_Sr. |
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 Photo of a geoduck farm in Seattle. As you can see, it's clearly a farm of dicks.
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Aug 27, 2020 17:15
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Goons Are Great posted:
they all have boners?! |
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Aug 27, 2020 17:20
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old friend posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubert_Blaine_Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff_Sr. This is worth its own thread Holy poo poo, I cross-posted it in the chat thread for further evaluation
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Goons Are Great posted:
That's a lot of dick buckets |
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Aug 27, 2020 17:22
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Goons Are Great posted:The German word for this species Panopea generosa is Elefantenrüsselmuschel or Penismuschel. The first means elephant trunk shell, the second Dick Shell. It's like they were like "lol let's give this some funny euphemism name" followed up by "Nah" I was going to comment how very German this was, then I remembered something I'd read about the word geoduck. Wikipedia posted:The name geoduck is derived from a Lushootseed (Nisqually) word gʷídəq[5][6] either a word composed of a first element of unknown meaning and əq meaning "genitals" (referring to the shape of the clam),[7] or a phrase meaning "dig deep",[8] or perhaps both, as a double entendre. |
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Aug 27, 2020 17:27
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not much, just shoving my clam-dick into a receptacle. |
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Aug 27, 2020 17:29
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geo duck getting promoted at work because their supervisor is impressed with their clam dick energy
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Aug 27, 2020 17:32
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Finger Prince posted:I was going to comment how very German this was, then I remembered something I'd read about the word geoduck. Dig deep, dick clam. |
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Aug 27, 2020 17:46
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I can't believe I was the first person to mention the dick animal to you guys lol |
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Aug 27, 2020 17:47
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Manifisto posted:I believe it's pronounced "gooeyduck" It is pronounced "gooeyduck" and the pokemon is now pronounced "gooeydude." |
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Aug 27, 2020 17:50
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Shine posted:It is pronounced "gooeyduck" and the pokemon is now pronounced "gooeydude."
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Aug 27, 2020 17:51
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please don't doxx me
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Aug 27, 2020 17:57
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i am well-versed in gooeyography |
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