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vanisher

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Hello friends. Please join the call when able.

(Post here and I'll photoshop you into the call, you'll also receive an optional 6 hour probe with the image as the reason).

Callers on the call:

vanisher fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Sep 12, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 16:54

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 00:46

Macnult

mic is all set up and working � i�m joining the call now

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Aug 27, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 16:57

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

can everyone hear me? hello? :confused:

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Aug 27, 2020

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 27, 2020 16:58

vanisher

Please put yourselves on MUTE

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Aug 27, 2020 17:06

City of Glompton

hi! hello. can you hear me? hello?

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Aug 27, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 17:11

Goons Are Gifts

Hello? I'm here I just need to go to the bathroom real quick. Gonna be a quick 5 to 15 minutes, don't leave

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Aug 27, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 17:12

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

mine says the meeting id expired can you send the link again?

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Aug 27, 2020

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Aug 27, 2020 17:22

old friend

joining and waiting til i can hear that everyone is in a conversation then cranking my input vol to max and pressing the mic against my mouth shouting "HI CAN ANYONE HEAR ME HELLO IS THIS WORKING? FOR gently caress SAKE. HELLO? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME" then going silent and waiting 8 minutes or so before repeating the same process

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Aug 27, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 17:24

google THIS

Sorry if I sound weird, Zoom isn't recognizing any of my audio input devices except this tin can on a string

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Aug 27, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 17:25

google THIS

vanisher posted:

Also I'm the guy at Neutral Evil who didn't get the waving memo

# ? Aug 27, 2020 17:28

old friend

sorry i'm late i had to gently caress and suck my way through approx. 10,000 geo-ducks on a farm in Seattle

# ? Aug 27, 2020 17:28

Goons Are Gifts

_Sorry _my _{_{audio settings}} _{_{_{are still screwed}}} _{up I'm told} I have very ^{VARIABLE VOLUMES AND}it's _{_{hard to understand}} ^{^ANYTHING}?

# ? Aug 27, 2020 17:29

google THIS

old friend posted:

sorry i'm late i had to gently caress and suck my way through approx. 10,000 geo-ducks on a farm in Seattle

Oh man don't worry we've all been there (Seattle)

# ? Aug 27, 2020 17:30

Khanstant

scratching my nuts and sniffing my fingers while making eye contact with the webcam

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Aug 27, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 17:32

FluffieDuckie

hi guys! i'm glad we can

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

hang on just a second

NO HUSH MOM'S ON A CALL

BARK BARK BARK

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Aug 27, 2020

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Aug 27, 2020 17:37

nut

�and they didn�t even send me a personalized emaOH HEY GUYS haha love you guys have I told you I love you good morning too

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Aug 27, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 17:42

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

_{_{can you hear me? My tablet is on the other side of the room!}}

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Aug 28, 2020

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Aug 27, 2020 18:11

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Yeah I don't have a camera so I hope that's okay.

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Aug 28, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 18:20

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*stops playing guitar when i awkwardly notice the camera is on*

oh hello there... no i'm not moving the guitar right now.... yes i have no clothes on, please don't ask why...

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Aug 28, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 18:23

Trying

banned from work for skyping on a web tv

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Aug 28, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 18:24

Goons Are Gifts

See? I told you I never post with pants on and I did warn you about the size, too.

# ? Aug 27, 2020 18:27

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

edit is not quote lol

# ? Aug 27, 2020 19:04

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

let me in the zoom call. i have important information (no probe pls)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Aug 28, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 19:06

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

*conspicuously rolls a joint whilst forgetting to turn down my music*

Oh heh sorry guys forgot to mute myself, yes please go ahead with the jokes

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Aug 29, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 19:07

vanisher

Luvcow posted:

edit is not quote lol

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Aug 27, 2020 19:10

Arrhythmia

-OU HEAR ME NOW? HOW ABOUT NOW? CAN YOU H-

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Aug 29, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 19:21

HugeGrossBurrito

sets laptop down in front of toilet and turns camera on

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Aug 29, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 19:34

Joey McChrist

*talking but the garbage truck is going by at the exact same time i join the call*

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Aug 29, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 20:03

Prof. Crocodile

i hope you guys don't mind if i leave my camera off my hair just looks awful today ha ha

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Aug 29, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 20:42

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

was i supposed to upload a gif i'm not sure how zoom meetings work, we only use gotomeeting here

# ? Aug 27, 2020 20:44

Prof. Crocodile

barnold posted:

was i supposed to upload a gif i'm not sure how zoom meetings work, we only use gotomeeting here

i think vanisher is gonna add the gif which is good for me because i have no skillz

and also zoom works like a normal meeting host, except that strangers can interrupt the meetings with profanity or pornography, which is a strange business model but it seems to be working really well for them.

# ? Aug 27, 2020 20:46

ChubbyChecker

hello, yes, sorry i'm late

# ? Aug 27, 2020 21:55

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

*is obviously scrolling on her phone while in the zoom call*
"Sorry what was that? My internet isn't great"
*Returns to scrolling*

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Sep 3, 2020

_{Thanks to Heather Papps for sweet sig, click for more hot lady action}

_{sigs by luvcow and Khanstant.

Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise}

_{(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut}

# ? Aug 27, 2020 21:59

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

YEAH PROBE ME - AND MAKE ME WAVE-WAGGLE!!!

looking at my av - maybe just a head bob like its night at the roxbury? whatever is easiest lol.

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Sep 3, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 22:01

treasure bear

I would like to "log on"

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Sep 3, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 22:31

bird.

please add me to the callbu t don 'tprobe me pleasde

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Sep 3, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 22:53

xcheopis

Not allowed to have zoom at work, still haven't set up my new laptop at home. :p

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Sep 5, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 22:54

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Please add me to the call.
Is there a breakout room for trashed crew?

Non-glitched Mahoro:

No probe, please.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Sep 5, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 23:03

treasure bear

i've got my sound coming out of my monitor which doesn't even have speakers somehow and wont be able to hear anything during the call and also im looking at the wrong webcam

# ? Aug 27, 2020 23:13

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 00:46

ChubbyChecker

hmm, looks like that i still have time

*stands up sans pants to get more coffee*

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Aug 29, 2020

# ? Aug 27, 2020 23:19

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