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Jinh

i've got my laptop propped up on a ouija board. can _you _{_hear...} ...Mortuus Diabolus... ...Nec Deus Nec Arch Angelus... _hellooo? do I have to call the IT guy again? darn this thing's putting out a lot of heat.

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Sep 5, 2020

^{thanks so much cda <3}

# ? Aug 28, 2020 00:06

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 10:13

STING 64

hi im callin the byob zoom

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Sep 5, 2020

# ? Aug 28, 2020 02:36

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

oh poo poo I'm late :aliexpress:

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Sep 5, 2020

# ? Aug 28, 2020 02:57

sb hermit

sorry, I put the reminder on my phone but it's on silent because I was on another zoom call

*puts on a harry potter themed zoom background with snape and dumbledore making out on a lab bench*

I know I already asked last time, but does anyone want any sourdough starter?

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Sep 6, 2020

# ? Aug 28, 2020 03:42

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

i have a Mac

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Aug 28, 2020 04:17

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

*puts in AirPods*

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Aug 28, 2020 04:18

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

wait i have to download a thing

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Aug 28, 2020 04:19

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

guys just gonna dial in

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Aug 28, 2020 04:19

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Prof. Crocodile posted:

i think vanisher is gonna add the gif which is good for me because i have no skillz

looks like this myth has been busted. how in the hell are people making their gifs all have the same exact nice looking nametag and poo poo that's crazy, i am not good with computer

# ? Aug 28, 2020 04:29

vanisher

Its me I'm making them

# ? Aug 28, 2020 04:44

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

vanisher posted:

Its me I'm making them

hell yeah

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Aug 28, 2020 04:49

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

vanisher posted:

Its me I'm making them

this guy

is awesome

e: can you guys hear me? i have a new headset so SSSSTTTTTRRRRRRRRRHHHHH can you giys hear me?

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Aug 28, 2020 04:51

Joey McChrist

vanisher posted:

Its me I'm making them

*falls back and knocks over bong*

aw gently caress

# ? Aug 28, 2020 04:52

alnilam

*clearly trying to talk but obviously on mute and not hearing anyone tell me I'm muted*

Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Sep 7, 2020

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Aug 28, 2020 04:53

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

I�ll have to do it next time. I�m watching wrestling.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Sep 7, 2020

# ? Aug 28, 2020 04:53

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Forgetting that all chat comments are included when the call is recorded, even the ones to individual users.

# ? Aug 28, 2020 04:59

sb hermit

what do you mean, the chat window? and I don't have a share screen button, how am I going to show off my cat pics?

oh wait, I can just get my cat

my cat's sleeping, maybe next time

# ? Aug 28, 2020 05:07

Prof. Crocodile

no you need to login with the desktop app to annotate a slide, gary.

gary can you hear me?

gary can you-

gary you logged in with the browser, you have to exit and log in with-

gary?

# ? Aug 28, 2020 05:15

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

Prof. Crocodile posted:

no you need to login with the desktop app to annotate a slide, gary.

gary can you hear me?

gary can you-

gary you logged in with the browser, you have to exit and log in with-

gary?

its always Gary

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Aug 28, 2020 05:26

sb hermit

Pahilla the Hun posted:

its always Gary

I'm Gary

# ? Aug 28, 2020 06:28

sb hermit

*changes screen name to Gary*

# ? Aug 28, 2020 06:28

sb hermit

*changes input source from headphones to webcam, surreptitiously plays Kenny G on smartphone and acts as if he's on hold with Cox and it'll "only take a minute, promise"*

# ? Aug 28, 2020 06:31

ChubbyChecker

Barking Gecko posted:

Forgetting that all chat comments are included when the call is recorded, even the ones to individual users.

do you see what alnilam is wearing again

# ? Aug 28, 2020 13:51

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

ChubbyChecker posted:

do you see what alnilam is wearing again

Well, at least they're wearing clothes this time. . .

# ? Aug 28, 2020 13:57

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

vanisher posted:

Its me I'm making them

hoyl gently caress

# ? Aug 28, 2020 14:11

nut

lmfao at that group gif

# ? Aug 28, 2020 14:31

more falafel please: forums poster

ok, can everybody see my screen?

*seventeen tabs open to google searches for "can llama be pet" "llama rescue near me" "how much does llama eat" "llama obedience training kick walls" and one google docs spreadsheet*

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Sep 7, 2020

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Aug 28, 2020 15:19

google THIS

Guys _guys _{_guys} can you PLEASE _PLEASE put _{_PLEASE} yourselves on mute when _{elves on mute} you're _{_{elves on mute}} not talking? _alking? _{_alking?}

# ? Aug 28, 2020 15:47

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

google THIS posted:

Guys _guys _{_guys} can you PLEASE _PLEASE put _{_PLEASE} yourselves on mute when _{elves on mute} you're _{_{elves on mute}} not talking? _alking? _{_alking?}

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Aug 28, 2020 18:02

vanisher

16 of you are on the call we're going to try to add the rest today thank you for your patience we'll begin the call shortly

vanisher fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Aug 28, 2020

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Aug 28, 2020 18:28

nut

yells WIENERWIENERWIENERWIENERWIENERWIENERWIENERWIENER until I�m forced on mute

# ? Aug 28, 2020 18:32

ChubbyChecker

is this darned thing on?

*gets really close to the camera and everyone gets close shots of my nostrils*

# ? Aug 28, 2020 18:35

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Thank you all for coming! I would now like to announce the purpose of this mandatory company meeting: to sing Happy Birthday to all the August birthdays. If you have an August birthday, would you please turn on your mic and camera?

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Sep 7, 2020

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 28, 2020 19:18

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

blaise rascal posted:

Thank you all for coming! I would now like to announce the purpose of this mandatory company meeting: to sing Happy Birthday to all the August birthdays. If you have an August birthday, would you please turn on your mic and camera?

Okay, I can see Jason, Chad, and Liz. According to my list, there are still eight August birthday people who have their cameras off or are not in the meeting. Can someone send them a message?

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 28, 2020 19:20

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Jason, could you move your mic farther away from your keyboard?

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 28, 2020 19:21

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Okay l appreciate how you all sang Happy Birthday, that was really enthusiastic, but like I said before, we are still waiting on eight birthday people to turn on their cameras. We�ll sing it again once all of them are visible.

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 28, 2020 19:25