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Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Luvcow posted:

have you seen the thread about clams that are hung like horses?

Wow I have not but that sounds like the sort of thread I would be very interested in seeing

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Aug 28, 2020 23:41

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 14:27

Manifisto

hello! you can all hear me fine
I can hear you fine
I can see you, I can hear you, please don't ask me anything about whether I can see or hear you because I can
just like you can see and hear me
I am begging you, do not try to engage me with chitchat about the quality of my connection because literally everybody on the zoom call is already talking about that
also I do not want to be pr . . . be*zzzz

I said I do not want to b . . . . o(shhhhhhhhhh)d

once again, just to be clear, I . . . _{_{_bqzlzzzzxfql}} . . . probed

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Sep 8, 2020

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 29, 2020 01:49

deep dish peat moss

I'm on the call but I accidentally set my background to gaia online instead of byob

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Sep 10, 2020

# ? Aug 29, 2020 05:28

vanisher

Thank you for your patience while we wait for everyone to get on the call

(5 or 6 added)

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# ? Aug 29, 2020 06:57

Macnult

got a new webcam and i'm looking a little different than before

# ? Aug 29, 2020 16:56

HugeGrossBurrito

this is awesome thank you

# ? Aug 29, 2020 17:05

Prof. Crocodile

Prof. Crocodile posted:

holy f you are awesome op, i honestly had no idea what you were going to do with my av but this is perfect

# ? Aug 29, 2020 17:08

take the moon: by sebmojo

*can clearly see my dildo collection in bg*

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Sep 10, 2020

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Aug 29, 2020 17:59

Finger Prince

Ca e ery o y h re me ok? I'm or ing om t ottage,... nnnnnternet nnn nnnno nnnnooottt g t

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Sep 10, 2020

# ? Aug 30, 2020 03:07

Musluk

_{_{_{_{_{_{HEY CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? HELLO? Oh god how does this thing work?????}}}}}}

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Sep 10, 2020

Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

# ? Aug 30, 2020 08:40

Musluk

Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

# ? Aug 30, 2020 08:43

Musluk

Oh hey guys I fixed it.

GUys?

Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

# ? Aug 30, 2020 08:45

Escape From Noise

I log in and you see me clearly talking but there's no sound

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Sep 11, 2020

# ? Aug 30, 2020 08:59

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I log in and you see me clearly talking but there's no sound

You're muted. Uhh I think you're muted. YOU'RE MUTE oh there you go

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_{sigs by luvcow and Khanstant.

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# ? Aug 30, 2020 09:10

Escape From Noise

Chewbecca posted:

You're muted. Uhh I think you're muted. YOU'RE MUTE oh there you go

WHAT??? WHERE'S THE UNMUTE BUTTON??? HELLO???

# ? Aug 30, 2020 10:05

Macnult

Musluk posted:

lmao

# ? Aug 30, 2020 15:49

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I think my sound is going through the hdmi to my tv speakers. You're all going to have to talk louder.

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Sep 11, 2020

# ? Aug 30, 2020 20:16

Ass-penny

I'm on Discord. Am I doing this right? I'll just zoom in on the discord logo, that should probably work.

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Sep 11, 2020

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Aug 30, 2020 20:53

google THIS

Ok guys sorry but I had to call in on my phone so if you could just describe the screenshare as we go along? Thanks

# ? Aug 30, 2020 23:24

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

zoom zoom

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Sep 11, 2020

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 06:22

Twenty Four

After seeing all the waving going on there I thought "nice, my avatar is already waving".

If I get in on this feel free to probe me with the immage, it's been a while.

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Sep 11, 2020

# ? Aug 31, 2020 13:34

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

I've left a trail of 4 dead windows from me never properly exiting prior sessions.

Sorry.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 13:42

vanisher

The Zoom servers are experiencing slowness due to a fiber cut in the atlantic caused by hungry sharks. Callers will be added after services resume on 9/2 thank you.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 18:33

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Okay, I am gonna share my screen now

oh god, I cleared my browser history, right?

# ? Aug 31, 2020 18:45

nut

check it out I�m in middle earth hahaha

ok wait anddd

now I�m in the sky!! haha

I�m in the default windows wallpaper now!

hahaha look now I�m in the Arctic oh brrrrr so chilly

hahah and oh how abouttt

now I�m in gitmo! hahaha look at me, let me out rarrr rarrr ha ha hey cmon guys you don�t like this one hey I think I got disconnected hello hello

# ? Aug 31, 2020 20:01

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

The host got disconnected.
Who is the host now?
Whoever the host is, please disable screen sharing and disconnect the intruder.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 22:21

vanisher

Thank you we are now resuming adding callers!

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# ? Sep 3, 2020 06:16

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Sep 3, 2020 07:02

Escape From Noise

My mic suddenly goes off of mute just as I rip the loudest, wettest fart. It's so bad I start to gag

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Sep 3, 2020 07:11

vanisher

page 1 done, about 21 more callers to do and we'll be ready to start the call

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# ? Sep 5, 2020 06:08

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

You're the best vanisher! :allears:

# ? Sep 5, 2020 08:23

Goons Are Gifts

This might become the shortest and most efficient zoom call I've ever been in

# ? Sep 5, 2020 10:00

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Thanks, vanisher.

# ? Sep 5, 2020 17:15

Joey McChrist

JOHN CENA posted:

hi im callin the byob zoom

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lmao

thanks vanisher!

# ? Sep 5, 2020 22:20

vanisher

yvw friends! I'll get some more done at night to avoid probing people during prime posting hours.

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# ? Sep 5, 2020 23:58

ChubbyChecker

vanisher posted:

yvw friends! I'll get some more done at night to avoid probing people during prime posting hours.

great work!

# ? Sep 6, 2020 00:41

Ass-penny

*zooming down the highway, doing 70 mph in a school zone, driving with my knees because I'm putting hot sauce on my Taco Bell, shouting to be heard over my music and my windows (which are down)*

I SAID CAN YOU HEAR ME, I CAN'T HEAR YOU AT ALL IF YOU CAN HEAR ME JUS-

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Sep 6, 2020 05:19