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Musluk

starbucks hermit posted:

I'll take a vanisher probation any time and for any reason

Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

# ? Sep 6, 2020 12:12

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 15:48

sb hermit

starbucks hermit posted:

sorry, I put the reminder on my phone but it's on silent because I was on another zoom call

*puts on a harry potter themed zoom background with snape and dumbledore making out on a lab bench*

I know I already asked last time, but does anyone want any sourdough starter?

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Yay! My camera works!

# ? Sep 6, 2020 13:21

Jinh

Goons Are Great posted:

# ? Sep 6, 2020 15:26

Escape From Noise

Haha! No way I'm being proba-[camera and sound cuts out for several minutes]

# ? Sep 6, 2020 16:14

vanisher

starbucks hermit posted:

I'll take a vanisher probation any time and for any reason

Thanks friends! I should get quite a few done tonight and tomorrow

# ? Sep 6, 2020 17:34

vanisher

Home stretch, only 10 callers left to add!

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Sep 8, 2020 05:58

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

vanisher posted:

Home stretch, only 10 callers left to add!

Then we can finally get some work done!

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Sep 12, 2020

# ? Sep 8, 2020 06:09

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

In my experience, getting work done and Zoom calls are mutually exclusive activities.

# ? Sep 8, 2020 06:15

Goons Are Gifts

They lure you by appearing work friendly and then revert any work you have done to fuel their dark endeavors.

Zoom calls are basically the Sith of work crew

# ? Sep 8, 2020 10:39

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Phew, so good I made it in time!

Yes, I am eating a little schnitzel snack, no, it�s not cannibalism

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Sep 8, 2020 16:14

Prof. Crocodile

i am so proud to work for this company

# ? Sep 8, 2020 22:55

Finger Prince

Prof. Crocodile posted:

i am so proud to work for this company

I'm just punching the clock until I can retire. Then I'll come back as a posting consultant.

# ? Sep 9, 2020 00:21

Manifisto

the manifisto one is amazing, I love it. hurf de durf everyone! (the byob reggae floats breezily from my connection, rendering everyone else inaudible)

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 9, 2020 05:35

Ass-penny

vanisher posted:

Home stretch, only 10 callers left to add!

I'm excited for my camera to turn on!

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Sep 10, 2020 03:12

vanisher

Just 3 more callers- looks like we'll be done tomorrow and then we can begin the call.

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Sep 11, 2020 05:23

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Sep 11, 2020 05:34

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

The calendar meeting said Wednesday but every day is Wednesday so I just assumed it was today

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

_{_{thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av}}

# ? Sep 11, 2020 05:42

alnilam

Looking forward to beginning the call
Best,
Alnilam

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Sep 11, 2020 05:54

sb hermit

prepuce repurposed posted:

Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

# ? Sep 11, 2020 09:24

nut

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

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# ? Sep 11, 2020 11:52

ChubbyChecker

Prof. Crocodile posted:

i am so proud to work for this company

# ? Sep 11, 2020 13:01

vanisher

Great! Now that we're all here... please read this email I sent you all last week regarding the new bathroom rules? Thank you!

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Sep 12, 2020 01:35

Finger Prince

vanisher posted:

Great! Now that we're all here... please read this email I sent you all last week regarding the new bathroom rules? Thank you!

# ? Sep 12, 2020 01:47

alnilam

Finger Prince posted:

# ? Sep 12, 2020 02:09

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

_{Thanks to Heather Papps for sweet sig, click for more hot lady action}

_{sigs by luvcow and Khanstant.

Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise}

_{(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut}

# ? Sep 12, 2020 02:11

Manifisto

Chewbecca posted:

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 12, 2020 02:15

ChubbyChecker

vanisher posted:

Great! Now that we're all here... please read this email I sent you all last week regarding the new bathroom rules? Thank you!

Finger Prince posted:

Chewbecca posted:

# ? Sep 12, 2020 02:56

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

ChubbyChecker posted:

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Sep 12, 2020 03:13

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I think my sound is going through the hdmi to my tv speakers. You're all going to have to talk louder.

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This is amazing

vanisher posted:

Great! Now that we're all here... please read this email I sent you all last week regarding the new bathroom rules? Thank you!

# ? Sep 12, 2020 05:04

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

not in it... voted 5 anyways

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Sep 12, 2020 05:55

sb hermit

Finger Prince posted:

# ? Sep 12, 2020 06:05

sb hermit

owlhawk911 posted:

zoom zoom

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You're here!

# ? Sep 12, 2020 06:05

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

*sound of strong stream of urine hitting the toilet*

ah poo poo did I forget to mute again, sorry guys I�m on my blue tooth

# ? Sep 12, 2020 06:07

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

starbucks hermit posted:

You're here!

whoa i am! joined on 9/11 and was too high to notice. b y o b

i love it. my company spirit is at an all-time high

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Sep 12, 2020 06:13

sb hermit

owlhawk911 posted:

whoa i am! joined on 9/11 and was too high to notice. b y o b

i love it. my company spirit is at an all-time high

I love all the little details in all of the gifs.

Mine has a starbucks cup with my old username.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 06:18

Jinh

Ty so much vanisher I know you put a lot of work into your job as bathroom coordinator and I appreciate you

Jinh posted:

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I've been showing this off to everyone I meet especially people in elevators and on long flights

# ? Sep 12, 2020 06:45

Goons Are Gifts

This is amazing, my very first zoom call that actually worked out!
I didn't get the email by the way. Did you hear me? I didn't get... am I muted? Why is everything frozen? Oh god.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 11:18

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 15:48

Finger Prince

Sorry guys I gotta drop off line, I have another meeting.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 11:56

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