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darthzeta88: by Pragmatica

I recently have died and do not know how to be chill after hearing the news. Any advice on how to be a cool dead man? ( This is not a joke)

# ? Aug 28, 2020 16:56

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# ? May 13, 2024 15:42

Khanstant

trying RIPing OP

# ? Aug 28, 2020 17:08

Prof. Crocodile

normal approach is to appear in dusty sepia-toned photos that are dramatically discovered in the 3rd act. have you tried this op?

# ? Aug 28, 2020 17:29

darthzeta88: by Pragmatica

Prof. Crocodile posted:

normal approach is to appear in dusty sepia-toned photos that are dramatically discovered in the 3rd act. have you tried this op?

Which act did I die in? I need to know what part of my story I am currently in.

# ? Aug 28, 2020 17:36

darthzeta88: by Pragmatica

https://youtu.be/qVkSESLGagM

This is my death report,anyone know how to make it Sepia for the third act?

# ? Aug 28, 2020 17:43

nut

two things are guaranteed in this world. death and getting mega freaking cheesed off over dying

# ? Aug 28, 2020 17:53

Khanstant

darthzeta88 posted:

https://youtu.be/qVkSESLGagM

This is my death report,anyone know how to make it Sepia for the third act?

lmao you know how i know this is russian propaganda - it hinges on an American going to eastern europe on purpose lol

# ? Aug 28, 2020 19:09

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haunt some people who wronged you i guess

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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:10

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

My wife died and came back, so you could try that I guess.

# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:15

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

When I die I'm fully prepared to put the "bitch" in my obituary

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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:19

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Just haunt houses but dont bother the inhabitants, just lock the doors or turn off the lights if they forget when they leave

# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:41

darthzeta88: by Pragmatica

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

My wife died and came back, so you could try that I guess.

I can come back as your wife? That is pretty chill.

# ? Aug 29, 2020 04:30

darthzeta88: by Pragmatica

Khanstant posted:

lmao you know how i know this is russian propaganda - it hinges on an American going to eastern europe on purpose lol

Apparently I am a complicated person with a Estonian passport with a different face because all us white people look the same. Now that I am a ghost I am even whiter now.

# ? Aug 29, 2020 04:32

nut

put "turnt" on my gravestone

# ? Aug 29, 2020 04:39

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

(me, floating through doors) CRAP!!!!!! (passing thru cabinets) SHITTTT!!!!!!!!! (phasing through a wall in such a way that it disrupts my cat's naptime, i attempt to console him with pats yet he flees my incorporeal hands) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

crimes

# ? Aug 29, 2020 04:56

STING 64

when i die im putting it into my will that a shaman needs to bond my spirit to the mr met costume so i can give it sentience

# ? Aug 29, 2020 05:03

deep dish peat moss

Hey boss, I'm going to need the day off. No, no, I'm fine, it's just a mental health break. I got some bad news today, yeah. Well, I found out that I died today and I'm really not taking it very well

# ? Aug 29, 2020 05:25

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

getting transferred from the dick sucking factory to the ghost dick sucking factory, FMuL

crimes

# ? Aug 29, 2020 05:29

xcheopis

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

When I die I'm fully prepared to put the "bitch" in my obituary

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

(me, floating through doors) CRAP!!!!!! (passing thru cabinets) SHITTTT!!!!!!!!! (phasing through a wall in such a way that it disrupts my cat's naptime, i attempt to console him with pats yet he flees my incorporeal hands) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

deep dish peat moss posted:

Hey boss, I'm going to need the day off. No, no, I'm fine, it's just a mental health break. I got some bad news today, yeah. Well, I found out that I died today and I'm really not taking it very well

# ? Aug 29, 2020 06:02

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# ? Aug 29, 2020 06:12

darthzeta88: by Pragmatica

deep dish peat moss posted:

Hey boss, I'm going to need the day off. No, no, I'm fine, it's just a mental health break. I got some bad news today, yeah. Well, I found out that I died today and I'm really not taking it very well

I did ask for my life insurance, they said no.

# ? Aug 29, 2020 06:17

Escape From Noise

Take a page out of the Ghostbusters playbook and give Dan Aykroyd a ghostly beej

# ? Aug 29, 2020 06:27

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Chewbecca posted:

I'm haunting the vBulletin forums, just praying SA never gets ported over to Xenforo lest I disappear forever

I'm chilling, dragging BYOB to the top of main, making my threads gold, it isn't hard op you just gotta commit

# ? Aug 29, 2020 06:29

Thank You Card: I'm your only friend.

ive been trying to be chill and cool about having died myself but im registering a solid 6/10 at being upset

dogs own

# ? Aug 29, 2020 07:27

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

darthzeta88 posted:

I can come back as your wife? That is pretty chill.

Nah

# ? Aug 29, 2020 07:40

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Drink some boos

# ? Aug 29, 2020 08:33

freezingprocess

just go with it.

be chill

# ? Aug 29, 2020 09:26

Star Me Kitten

Being dead is cool. Now you can haunt people. Focus on that.

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# ? Aug 29, 2020 15:36

Macnult

treat it like an eternal vacation. you have nowhere to be, no obligations, and now you have until the end of time to make yourself okay with it

# ? Aug 29, 2020 16:53

Macnult

when i died i was losing my poo poo for like half a century or something until i finally chilled out

# ? Aug 29, 2020 16:53

define_byte

if you’re having a hard time bein chill ad a ghost OP you can haunt me and we can be chil together

# ? Aug 29, 2020 18:26

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

meditate on this image OP. let it suffuse your being until all else falls away and u accept the true nature of being, namaste

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# ? Aug 29, 2020 19:38

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I am surprised, OP, All the euphamisms for getting killed sound chill AF.

Taking a dirt nap
Sleeping with the fishes
Getting iced
The big chill

# ? Aug 29, 2020 19:39

Macnult

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I am surprised, OP, All the euphemisms for getting killed sound chill AF.

Taking a dirt nap
Sleeping with the fishes
Getting iced
The big chill

# ? Aug 29, 2020 22:35

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

charon asking me for two coins to cross the river, im just shakin my ghost nards at him

crimes

# ? Aug 30, 2020 00:39

Escape From Noise

Spelling out "Lol, u mad?" on my Ouija board to own some freakin' dead nerds

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# ? Aug 30, 2020 05:27

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Wind my mortal coil back up again and go on about my business

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# ? Aug 30, 2020 05:35

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

sighing, floating back downstairs on account of i left the cursed mannequin i possess to allow me to bustle about the house in the kitchen

crimes

# ? Aug 30, 2020 05:59

darthzeta88: by Pragmatica

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Spelling out "Lol, u mad?" on my Ouija board to own some freakin' dead nerds

I think maybe as a spirit I will write "jealous" on Ouija boards everywhere.

# ? Aug 30, 2020 11:50

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# ? May 13, 2024 15:42

alexandriao

i tried dieing but it turns out yoy cant get high when youre dead except in a literal sense, which was wack. so i simply clasped the cold dead earth and ate some tendies. good as new.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 02:24

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