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Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib
You say you want a poor superhero? Finally it's Wild Dog's time to shine

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Joe Fisto
Dec 6, 2002

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
Its time for Maxx's live action debut!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWNuYAgfNaQ

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Just make a D Man show, do it you cowards!

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

People are hungry for The Captain.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


live with fruit posted:

Poor Batman would be a nice twist.

poor batman should be a local anarchist collective using the costume as a way to hide their identities and obscure their numbers in their fight against the corrupt upper class of Gotham and their paid enforcers.

all the villains would be rich fucks with more grounded versions of their gimmicks.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Joe Fisto posted:

Its time for Maxx's live action debut!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWNuYAgfNaQ

Channing Tatum is apparently a huge fan and is currently working on a live action adaptation.

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

poor batman should be a local anarchist collective using the costume as a way to hide their identities and obscure their numbers in their fight against the corrupt upper class of Gotham and their paid enforcers.

all the villains would be rich fucks with more grounded versions of their gimmicks.

The inherent problem with poor Batman is that Batman holds up the status quo.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Poor Batman = no mansion,no trustfund,no travelling the world to be trained by ninjas,no “gadgets” short of a few batarangs,no car,no armour.

So what does he have? Detective skills?

(I actually hate how Batman is omnipotent and invincible so poor Batman would be great,i just don’t see what he could do).

Joe Fisto
Dec 6, 2002

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Poor Batman = no mansion,no trustfund,no travelling the world to be trained by ninjas,no “gadgets” short of a few batarangs,no car,no armour.

So what does he have? Detective skills?

(I actually hate how Batman is omnipotent and invincible so poor Batman would be great,i just don’t see what he could do).

Maybe Gunn will give us a Question movie

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Didn’t he already announce the dc slate for like the next decade?

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

And then Teen Titans like last week, so apparently it's still subject to change.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It doesn’t take a lot of money to be trained by ninjas.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Joe Fisto posted:

Maybe Gunn will give us a Question movie

Yeah, poor Batman is just Rorschach. Who is a dick.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Is The Punisher rich? Like I know he has a shitload of guns and ammo but the impression I got is that most of his poo poo comes from plundering from the people he kills and he promptly spends it on more guns.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



ImpAtom posted:

Is The Punisher rich? Like I know he has a shitload of guns and ammo but the impression I got is that most of his poo poo comes from plundering from the people he kills and he promptly spends it on more guns.
No, he's definitely not. He's usually some kind of Army vet.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
As far as "Poor Batman" goes, we already got that movie and it's honestly excellent.



I'm not even joking. Blankman is a fantastic movie and I will not hear any negative, aka WRONG, opinions about it.

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


FlamingLiberal posted:

Was that the one where Alfred was a black guy who owned a garage and the Batmobile was like a souped-up car that they both built or something

Yes, also the one where he doesn’t dress up as a bat at first. The press calls him “Batman” because he hits crooks so hard that his “TW” signet ring leaves a bat-shaped scar on their faces.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Splint Chesthair posted:

Yes, also the one where he doesn’t dress up as a bat at first. The press calls him “Batman” because he hits crooks so hard that his “TW” signet ring leaves a bat-shaped scar on their faces.

Thanks, I hate it.

OnimaruXLR
Sep 15, 2007
Lurklurklurklurklurk

Aphrodite posted:

It doesn’t take a lot of money to be trained by ninjas.

what kind of charity rear end ninjas do you know

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib

muscles like this! posted:

Channing Tatum is apparently a huge fan and is currently working on a live action adaptation.
Doesn't he first have to make a Gambit movie?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

That was under Fox so he’s free now.

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

ImpAtom posted:

Is The Punisher rich? Like I know he has a shitload of guns and ammo but the impression I got is that most of his poo poo comes from plundering from the people he kills and he promptly spends it on more guns.

Everything Frank Castle does is off the books. All his weapons are stolen and/or intercepted. Sometimes he will in fact have lots of money in duffel bags, also stolen from criminal organizations, and it just goes back into resupplying the operation, or is used for some other operational purpose (bribes, smuggling, setting some trafficked lady he's rescued up with a new life, whatever).

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

Jamesman posted:

As far as "Poor Batman" goes, we already got that movie and it's honestly excellent.



I'm not even joking. Blankman is a fantastic movie and I will not hear any negative, aka WRONG, opinions about it.

J-5's death is still too fresh.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


live with fruit posted:

The inherent problem with poor Batman is that Batman holds up the status quo.

This is a problem with all superheroes tbh

except maybe the X-men?

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Gravitas Shortfall posted:

This is a problem with all superheroes tbh

except maybe the X-men?

Miracleman

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
One step closer to making the Jon Hamm dream a reality.

This seems to confirm earlier rumors that Magneto would not be the primary villain.

https://twitter.com/screentime/status/1769570673360507334

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Sinister can really slot in, especially if they keep his backstory where he's been alive for a couple hundred years or so and has meddled with mutants all that time, including Scott.

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

One step closer to making the Jon Hamm dream a reality.

This seems to confirm earlier rumors that Magneto would not be the primary villain.

https://twitter.com/screentime/status/1769570673360507334

Besides No Way Home, I like that Marvel's been using previously unused villains for their remake properties. Especially after rewatching the cartoon and seeing all the weird rear end villains the X-Men have.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
If we don't get extremely camp Tim Curry sinister I'm not watching

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010
Yeah, Jon Hamm's not weird enough to play Sinister.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Where does this Jon Hamm Sinister thing come from?

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

Lobok posted:

Where does this Jon Hamm Sinister thing come from?

He was going to play Sinister in New Mutants at one point.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Lobok posted:

Where does this Jon Hamm Sinister thing come from?

He was rumored to be cast as Sinister in the theoretical sequel to New Mutants that never got made because New Mutants sucked poo poo

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

live with fruit posted:

Yeah, Jon Hamm's not weird enough to play Sinister.

jon hamm's entire bit since leaving mad men is playing extremely weird dudes

e: i guess his most famous role since is the straight man baddie of top gun maverick, but he's routinely showing up as "really, they got hamm for this?" because he's friends with a bunch of comedians and will just show up for a joke thing

i also did not realize he was in invincible, voiced tony stark in modok and was the narrator in legion, so on top of already being connected to sinister, he's done comic book stuff

Soul Glo fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Mar 18, 2024

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

Soul Glo posted:

jon hamm's entire bit since leaving mad men is playing extremely weird dudes

To paraphrase Mad Men, "He's not weird, he's just handsome."

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

site posted:

If we don't get extremely camp Tim Curry sinister I'm not watching

Tim Curry had a really debilitating stroke and retired. :(

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
Hopefully they'll work in the greatest Sinister moment of all time.

No, not the 616, the Ultimate one.

(yes, yes it's tacky and in poor taste so naturally, I loving love it)

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

deoju posted:

Tim Curry had a really debilitating stroke and retired. :(

Noooo

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib

Sentinel Red posted:

Hopefully they'll work in the greatest Sinister moment of all time.

No, not the 616, the Ultimate one.

(yes, yes it's tacky and in poor taste so naturally, I loving love it)

I know he had a lot of tattoos but did he have face tattoos? This is very important now and if the Ultimate version did then they should totally use him.

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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Excuse me there were 3 different Ultimate Sinisters let's be clear here.

(I assume Red is talking about "stairs")

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