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SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

I really love when hack writers no one has ever read get mad about someone at the top of their game copying their ideas and then you ask what the ideas were it's "there is a protagonist and they deal with a conflict, OC story beat do not steal"

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

SlimGoodbody posted:

I really love when hack writers no one has ever read get mad about someone at the top of their game copying their ideas and then you ask what the ideas were it's "there is a protagonist and they deal with a conflict, OC story beat do not steal"

Excuse me, but my hero hears the call to adventure, meets a mentor, encounters allies and enemies, suffers a major setback, but eventually overcomes and emerges triumphant. But allow me to blow your mind - back at step 2? Initially they refuse the call to adventure. Boom.

Uh, you're welcome.

Oh, and you'll be hearing from my lawyer for infringing my copyright.

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1775630029147255129

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!

The comments are full of people completely melting down.

Interesting that every one of the cast, Galactus, and female Silver Surfer leaks from a year ago all turned out to be true.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

All the rumors have always pretty much said this movie is in a different reality and the Fantastic Four escape it. Whatever Silver Surfer and Galactus are in this movie probably won't be around going forward.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Gonna be weird seeing the Surfer screaming "Galactus is loving coming you fuckin fucks better loving get the gently caress out"

I 100% approve

Medullah fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Apr 4, 2024

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

It is genuinely impressive that Marvel found away to make the chuds angry about "A character is portrayed as a fully naked silver attractive woman."

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

ImpAtom posted:

It is genuinely impressive that Marvel found away to make the chuds angry about "A character is portrayed as a fully naked silver attractive woman."

These people have curdled so many times now that they're contorting themselves into contrarian positions like "football is for soy cucks" and "a man having sex with busty, attractive blonde women is gay." This is what happens when you make your entire personality revolve around reacting negatively to everything in society.

Joe Fisto
Dec 6, 2002

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

Hollywood has fallen. The wokes have won!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


If marvel thinks I’m going to enjoy a sexy silver Julia garner doing cosmic poo poo on a surf board.

They’re god damned right.

Medullah posted:

Gonna be weird seeing the Surfer screaming "Galactic is loving coming you fuckin fucks better loving get the gently caress out"

I 100% approve


Hell yeah

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
Wow, did Marvel/Disney learn nothing from how bad their last "girl power" movie bombed? REAL fans are fed up with this woke agenda being shoved down our throats and turning all our favorite characters into women. We want Silver Surfer, not Silv-HER Surfer! Get ready to lose more money, morons!


On a more serious note, wasn't there talk of them doing another Special Presentation one-shot on Disney+ for Silver Surfer? I guess that must've gotten thrown out with all the restructuring.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


You could have also gone with Silver Surf-her.

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Surf-her, I barely know her

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
the retro-futuristic architecture seems to confirm rumors that the film is set at least partially on an alternate earth rather than in the MCU proper https://x.com/marvelstudios/status/1775886093205839992?s=46

the URL is a fake 404 page containing a QR code for five digital comics (FF #1 and FF Life Story #1 (origin stuff, speaks for itself), and FF #48-50, which introduced Galactus and the Silver Surfer (also speaks for itself)) https://www.marvel.com/FantasticFour

Barry Convex fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Apr 4, 2024

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
It’s Norrin Radd, not Noreen Badd!

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

Phylodox posted:

It’s Norrin Radd, not Noreen Badd!

Counterpoint: Noreen Badd is a dope name and someone should take it so they could have a rap album called "Noreen Badd, The Silva SurfHer"

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Barry Convex posted:

the retro-futuristic architecture seems to confirm rumors that the film is set at least partially on an alternate earth rather than in the MCU proper https://x.com/marvelstudios/status/1775886093205839992?s=46

the URL is a fake 404 page containing a QR code for five digital comics (FF #1 and FF Life Story #1 (origin stuff, speaks for itself), and FF #48-50, which introduced Galactus and the Silver Surfer (also speaks for itself)) https://www.marvel.com/FantasticFour

Also interesting, while the 404 page is Fantastic Four, the QR / correct page with the links to the comic is Future Foundation based.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Phylodox posted:

It’s Norrin Radd, not Noreen Badd!

Silver Surfer is a HIM-ald not a HER-ald…

Wait a minute….

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Phylodox posted:

It’s Norrin Radd, not Noreen Badd!

:flashfact: It's Shalla-Bal, actually!

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Cartridgeblowers posted:

Counterpoint: Noreen Badd is a dope name and someone should take it so they could have a rap album called "Noreen Badd, The Silva SurfHer"

With Ryan North currently writing FF it's not unreasonable to expect Squirrel Girl as the herald of Galactus.

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
I'm sorry, what the gently caress (this is the comic that gave us the infamous broke-spine cover)

https://twitter.com/Borys_Kit/status/1775987152574415295

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Rob liefelf

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Chinston Wurchill posted:

With Ryan North currently writing FF it's not unreasonable to expect Squirrel Girl as the herald of Galactus.

I think you mean Galactus as the herald of Squirrel Girl

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



site posted:

Rob liefelf

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

SlimGoodbody posted:

I really love when hack writers no one has ever read get mad about someone at the top of their game copying their ideas and then you ask what the ideas were it's "there is a protagonist and they deal with a conflict, OC story beat do not steal"

I always like when the wokescolds online instantly rush to these peoples defense because they have to be the first to stick to the big company. You always see "those monsters!" and "how dare they do this to an independent creator!".

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

twistedmentat posted:

I always like when the wokescolds online instantly rush to these peoples defense because they have to be the first to stick to the big company. You always see "those monsters!" and "how dare they do this to an independent creator!".

Did you seriously unironically use the phrase 'wokescold'

Joe Fisto
Dec 6, 2002

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

ImpAtom posted:

Did you seriously unironically use the phrase 'wokescold'

Is it 2016 again?!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Sounds like a classic feature of Wizard magazine. Has your favourite hero fiiiinally passed the Bechdel Test? Or have they become the new mascot for CHUDs everywhere? Make sure to check out this month's "Wokes HOT / Wokes COLD"!

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

Joe Fisto posted:

Is it 2016 again?!

Homie it has never stopped being 2016. Just the other day I had a woman angrily call me a Bernie Bro because I said I wished Joseph Robinette Biden would stop prosecuting a genocide on Palestinians.

Joe Fisto
Dec 6, 2002

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

SlimGoodbody posted:

Homie it has never stopped being 2016. Just the other day I had a woman angrily call me a Bernie Bro because I said I wished Joseph Robinette Biden would stop prosecuting a genocide on Palestinians.

Oh my lord.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
And that woman? Hillary Clinton

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

Mr Hootington posted:

And that woman? Hillary Clinton

Her bio did say #Stillary so make of that what you will

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

ImpAtom posted:

Did you seriously unironically use the phrase 'wokescold'

I cannot think of a better name for them. If there is, i'd love to hear it because its a terrible name for the no fun kneejerk online leftist people.

I honestly had no idea it was an actual word used by whats probably gamer gate legacy chuds.

twistedmentat fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Apr 5, 2024

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
Honestly just scold would be better. Wokescold just sounds like you want to say SJW but know nobody will take you seriously.

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


I’m already not taking them seriously for being mad at leftists, of all people

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

omg chael crash posted:

I’m already not taking them seriously for being mad at leftists, of all people

I'm a literal card carrying socialist but there are lots of leftists worth getting annoyed at for being obnoxious scolds about irrelevant bullshit and then hiding from reprisal by being an uwu smol bean about it after. Look up the "giving chili to my neighbors" thread or "jorts the cat instacart" thread on Twitter for an exciting time!

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

twistedmentat posted:

I cannot think of a better name for them. If there is, i'd love to hear it because its a terrible name for the no fun kneejerk online leftist people.

I honestly had no idea it was an actual word used by whats probably gamer gate legacy chuds.

No it works fine. Often times those people will use the actual real struggles or plight of oppressed, poor, or disabled people to scold.

You are in fact being wokescolded right now!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

mycot posted:

Honestly just scold would be better. Wokescold just sounds like you want to say SJW but know nobody will take you seriously.

Yea that totally make sense, I can see throwing the woke in there makes it sound waaaay worse than I intended.


SlimGoodbody posted:

I'm a literal card carrying socialist but there are lots of leftists worth getting annoyed at for being obnoxious scolds about irrelevant bullshit and then hiding from reprisal by being an uwu smol bean about it after. Look up the "giving chili to my neighbors" thread or "jorts the cat instacart" thread on Twitter for an exciting time!

Those are the exact people I'm talking about. The first time I really encountered these of the kind of people that accused Lindsey Ellis of causing racist attacks on Asian people because she thought Raya was a lot like Avatar the last air bender. Which is a pretty lukewarm take but people acted like she was appearing on Steven Crowder's racist against asian segments.

Holy poo poo that chili thing was bonkers, but I never heard of the Jorts the Cat Instacart thing, but holy poo poo. It reminds me of a Sarah Z video where she mentions how if she talks about meat, she feels the need to mention she doesn't hate vegans, which apparently people thought because she wasn't one? Also her video about goon favorite Ark Project got her accused of faking Lady Emily so she could be transphobic.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



twistedmentat posted:

Yea that totally make sense, I can see throwing the woke in there makes it sound waaaay worse than I intended.

Those are the exact people I'm talking about. The first time I really encountered these of the kind of people that accused Lindsey Ellis of causing racist attacks on Asian people because she thought Raya was a lot like Avatar the last air bender. Which is a pretty lukewarm take but people acted like she was appearing on Steven Crowder's racist against asian segments.

Holy poo poo that chili thing was bonkers, but I never heard of the Jorts the Cat Instacart thing, but holy poo poo. It reminds me of a Sarah Z video where she mentions how if she talks about meat, she feels the need to mention she doesn't hate vegans, which apparently people thought because she wasn't one? Also her video about goon favorite Ark Project got her accused of faking Lady Emily so she could be transphobic.

Is it a good thing that I have no idea what the gently caress you’re talking about?

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catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?
Can we loving not do the "I'm the real leftist, you're all liberal fakers" circular firing squad thing here? I left all the serious discussion threads to avoid it, it's awful.

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