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Top 5 lists I want to make but can't figure out how to make them funny enough to be threadworthy 1. Best Tony Hawk's Pro Skater songs 2. Worst songs of all time 3. Stupidest TV couples 4. Cutest animals 5. Reasons I miss Windows Phone
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YeahTubaMike posted:Top 5 lists I want to make but can't figure out how to make them funny enough to be threadworthy 1. Mid twenties skateboarder 2. Superman 3. Shes Famous Now
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Sep 17, 2020 15:37
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reasons to play Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 + 2 in reverse order of importance 5. Revisiting classic levels with improved graphics 4. Updating the game with the new tricks like reverts and manuals 3. Nostalgia for a time when the world was not on fire 2. School 2 1. Getting to live in a ska wonderland.
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Sep 17, 2020 15:40
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:1. Mid twenties skateboarder Top 5 reasons that your list is wrong 1. Because "May 16" by Lagwagon exists 2. Because "You" by Bad Religion exists 3. Because "96 Quite Bitter Beings" by CKY exists 4. Because "Eurobarge" by the Vandals exists 5. Because "Jerry Was a Race Car Driver" by Primus exists Top 1 reason that your list is right 1. Because "Superman" by Goldfinger exists
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Sep 17, 2020 15:52
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Selected former admins in order of goodness: 1. LITERALY RETIRED 2. Radium 3. Homework Explainer 4. Lowtax
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Sep 17, 2020 20:22
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5. Trancers 2: The Return of Jack Deth 4. Step Up 2: The Streets 3. Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown 2. Like Mike 2: Streetball 1. Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies
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Sep 17, 2020 22:38
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List of the first ten positive integers, in alphabetical order: 1) Eight 2) Five 3) Four 4) Nine 5) One 6) Seven 7) Six 8) Ten 9) Three 10) Two
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Sep 26, 2020 00:35
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Things it starts with: -An earthquake -Birds -Snakes -Airplanes People who are not afraid: -Lenny Bruce
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Sep 28, 2020 09:23
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Top 5 fictional characters with alliterative names beginning with W: 1) Walter White 2) Willy Wonka 3) Wonder Woman 4) Wicked Witch of the West 5) Wally Walrus
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Sep 28, 2020 22:42
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List of words describing a question I am considering at this moment, in alphabetical order: 1) Dinner 2) For 3) Goons 4) Help 5) I 6) Make 7) Me 8) Out 9) Should 10) Tonight 11) What
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Sep 28, 2020 22:57
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Captain Hygiene posted:List of words describing a question I am considering at this moment, in alphabetical order: My top choices for dinner when I have nothing prepared, in alphabetical order: 1. Assorted snacks 2. Chilli, canned 3. Milk (cold) and cereal (Cheerios or cornflakes) 4. Pizza (delivery) 5. Pizza (frozen)
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Sep 29, 2020 02:32
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HisMajestyBOB posted:My top choices for dinner when I have nothing prepared, in alphabetical order: Top 5 Assorted Snacks 1. Honey roasted almonds 2. Peanut M&Ms 3. Grapes 4. Granola bars 5. Baby carrots dipped in hummus
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Sep 29, 2020 02:42
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Things that I had for dinner last night 1) Pizza (delivery)
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Sep 29, 2020 18:10
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Jaguars' favourite comic and tragicomic stories from the GiP Idiots in service threads (E: Links added, but you're on your own for finding some of the more obscure ones) 10. Vasudus' Regimental Birthday officer 9. The paratrooper that jumped with his pet siamese fighting fish 8. The doctor who misdiagnosed a stroke as carpal tunnel syndrome (No details, I presume it would have been mentioned if the patient died) 7. The dudes who hot swapped 25 control boards one after another in an portable air traffic control, destroying the lot 6. The fire engine with broken sirens, so a firefighter makes the noises over the PA system. Except that they used the radio mike instead. 5. That time a Kiowa pilot dropped a pistol and killed 4 people (Also sad) 4. When Airman Butters fixed an F-15 Hydraulic hose with used dip 3. The New Zealand Nuclear Panic of 2020 2. When Vasudus invaded Syria before it was cool 1. The guy who jumped up and ran on the spinning prop shaft of a moving ship Jaguars! has a new favorite as of 11:27 on Oct 1, 2020 |
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Sep 30, 2020 21:18
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Ways to pronounce PYF -Pyiff -Poyf -Pahhh... Ye FFFF
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Oct 1, 2020 02:59
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Jaguars! posted:Jaguars' favourite comic and tragicomic stories from the GiP Idiots in service threads Things wrong with this post: 1. No links 2. Nothing else Ways to order lists: 1. Numerically ascending 2. Numerically descending 3. Alphabetically descending 4. Alphabetically ascending 5. Randomly
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Oct 1, 2020 10:46
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Deep Glove Bruno Awards 2020, selected recordings and versions of the 1971 Jean Knight hit "Mr. Big Stuff": 22. Schoolly D - Mister Big Dick 21. Vicki Anderson - I'm Too Tough for Mr. Big Stuff 20. Washrag - Mr. Big Stuff 19. Jean Knight - You Think You're Hot Stuff (technically a cash-in, not a version) 18. Reuben Wilson - Mr. Big Stuff 17. Lyn Collins - Mr. Big Stuff 16. Χριστινα & Sounds - Mr Big Stuff (this version is so loving funny, Greek pop singer enunciating the song totally phonetically) 15. Kermit Ruffins & Rebirth Brass Band - Mr. Big Stuff 14. Freddy Robinson - Sister Hot Pants 13. Heavy D - Mr. Big Stuff 12. T. Ski Valley - Mr. Big Stuff 11. Queen Latifah - Mr. Big Stuff 10. Malcolm & Martin - Sista Big Butt 9. James Young and the House Wreckers - Funky Booty 8. Roger Rivas - In This Corner 7. John Holt - Sister Big Stuff 6. Prince Buster - Sister Big Stuff 5. Tomorrow's Children - Sister Big Stuff 4. Jimmy Hicks - I'm Mr. Big Stuff 3. Karl Hector and the Funk-Pilots - Free I Wana Be 2. Hustlers Brass Band - Mr. Big Stuff 1. Jean Knight - Mr. Big Stuff Special Achievement Award For The Guy Who Actually Wrote The Song But Didn't Record The Best Version Of It Under His Own Name: Wardell Quezergue Band - (That's Who I Think I Am) I'm Mr. Big Stuff Deep Glove Bruno has a new favorite as of 15:07 on Oct 4, 2020 |
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Oct 4, 2020 15:05
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List of Republican Congressmen Who Got The Rona (So Far) ((I originally typed congresspeople but lmfao they are all men)) Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wis.) Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) Sen. Thom Tillis (R-N.C.) Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-La.) Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) Rep. Dan Meuser (R-Pa.) Rep. Rodney Davis (R-Ill.) Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) Rep. Morgan Griffith (R-Va.) Rep. Tom Rice (R-S.C.) Rep. Neal Dunn (R-Fla.) Rep. Mike Kelly (R-Pa.) Rep. Mario Diaz-Balart (R-Fla.)
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Worlds in Kerbal Space Program in order of my most to least favorite 1) Kerbin 2) Laythe 3) Minmus 4) Ike 5) Duna 6) Eve 7) Pol 8) Gilly 9) Jool 10) Vall 11) Mun 12) Moho 13) Eeloo 14) Dres 15) Bop 16) Tylo The only Worlds in Kerbal Space Program I end up visiting when I start a new save after not playing for awhile, in order: 1) Kerbin 2) Mun 3) Minmus Zesty has a new favorite as of 10:27 on Oct 7, 2020 |
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Oct 7, 2020 10:22
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Zesty posted:1) Kerbin List of questions I have for Zesty 1) Why do you go to Mun second when it is only your eleventh favourite? List of 30 skeletons I made for a D&D game because my friend's 8 year old got a D30 and wanted to use it. 1 Simple Skeleton 2 Crumbling Skeleton 3 Skeleton Archer 4 Armoured Skeleton 5 Burning Skeleton 6 Molten Skeleton 7 Direguard Skeleton 8 Cursed Skeleton 9 Skeleton Captain 10 Shiny Skeleton 11 Skeleton Hound 12 Tyrannosaurus Skeleton 13 Baby Dragon Skeleton 14 Goblin Skeleton 15 Ogre Skeleton 16 Dancing Skeleton 17 Sharpened Skeleton 18 Skeleton Knight 19 Cackling Skeleton 20 Dwarf Skeleton 21 Shadow Skeleton 22 Skeleton Wizard 23 Screaming Skull Skeleton 24 Snake Skeleton 25 Giant Snake Skeleton 26 Headless Skeleton 27 Berserk Skeleton 28 Plague Skeleton 29 Icy Skeleton 30 Stinky Skeleton Sanford has a new favorite as of 10:45 on Oct 7, 2020 |
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Oct 7, 2020 10:33
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Reasons to go to the Mun in KSP 1) It's easy to get there. 2) The game too heavily rewards mindless biome hopping for science. Reasons to go to Moho in KSP 1) The Mo-hole.  -> 
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Oct 7, 2020 10:41
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Non-Inclusive List of Jebs, From Best To Worst 1. Jeb Kerman 2. Jeb Bush
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Oct 8, 2020 02:02
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The letters in the band name ABBA in alphabetical order: 1. A 2. B Or, for the pedantic: 1. A 2. A 3. B 4. B
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Oct 8, 2020 12:29
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The best list: Woody Guthrie's Good Year's Rulin' 1942 New Years Rulin's 1. Work more and better 2. Work by a schedule 3. Wash teeth if any 4. Shave 5. Take bath 6. Eat good — fruit — vegetables — milk 7. Drink very scant if any 8. Write a song a day 9. Wear clean clothes — look good 10. Shine shoes 11. Change socks 12. Change bed cloths often 13. Read lots good books 14. Listen to radio a lot 15. Learn people better 16. Keep rancho clean 17. Dont get lonesome 18. Stay glad 19. Keep hoping machine running 20. Dream good 21. Bank all extra money 22. Save dough 23. Have company but dont waste time 24. Send Mary and kids money 25. Play and sing good 26. Dance better 27. Help win war — beat fascism 28. Love mama 29. Love papa 30. Love Pete 31. Love everybody 32. Make up your mind 33. Wake up and fight
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Oct 8, 2020 19:12
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List of Wikipedia articles beginning with the phrase "List of list", in order of suggestion: 1) List of lists of lists 2) List of List A cricket records 3) List of List A cricket records in Nepal 4) List of listed buildings in Dumfries 5) List of listed buildings in St Andrews, Fife 6) List of listed buildings in Montrose, Angus 7) List of listed buildings in Inverness 8) List of listed buildings in Stirling, Stirling 9) List of listed buildings in Perth, Perth and Kinross 10) List of listed buildings in Dunfermline, Fife 11) List of listed buildings in Kirkcaldy, Fife 12) List of listed buildings in Ayr, South Ayrshire 13) List of listed buildings in Haddington, East Lothian 14) List of Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Father! episodes
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CJacobs posted:Non-Inclusive List of Jebs, From Best To Worst
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1. Jeb Kerman 1.5 Jeb Lund 2. Jeb Bush 3. JEB Stuart
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Permutations of "ABBA" in which the permutation is you: 1) BABA
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List of threads in my bookmarks that have featured this image: 1. PYF Funny Pictures 2. Schadenfreude 3. Pics that show how #blessed you are 4. SA's Greatest Sagas 5. this thread (list subject to revision as I continue browsing; this is just in one hour)
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List of websites owned by Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka:
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Oct 10, 2020 16:13
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List of connected bones in descending order: -Head Bone -Neck Bone -Shoulder Bone -Back Bone -Hip Bone -Thigh Bone -Knee Bone -Leg Bone -Ankle Bone -Heel Bone -Foot Bone -Toe Bone Top 10 list of beer styles from best to worst: 1) Barley wine 2) Gose 3) Saison 4) Lager 5) Belgian-Style Dubbel 6) Kölsch 7) Berliner Weisse 8) Märzen 9) Stout 10) Eisbock
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Mis-numbered list of media with comparatively long titles that I can think of in the last 30 seconds I devoted to thinking of lists of media with long titles, of which three are ZX Spectrum games, one is an album, and two sound a bit like they could be 70s porn films: 1: Fat Worm blows a Sparky. 2: The Incredible Adventures of Mr Weems and the She-Vampires. 2: Escape from the Planet of the Robot Monsters 3: Astro-Creep: 2000 Songs of Love, Destruction and Other Synthetic Delusions of the Electric Head. List of names that are not Katie White's name, despite being allegedly called such: Hell Stacey "her" Jane 'quiet' girl Mary-Jo-Lisa List of things that are apparently "Good Livin'" Chicken fried steak, Country gravy and bourbon straight Drink[ing] all night The naked party after the fistfight Jump[ing] in the pool List of posters [incomplete] - The Mortal Monday / Sonic 2uesday double sided one. - The Cypress Hill poster in which the skull had a goatee made of cannabis leaves for some reason List of current gripes I have with this keyboard: + The '9' key not working, which is fine because I have a numberpad, but is marginally annoying because I cannot use a opening curly bracket without loading up charmap, or googling it, both of which I am too lazy to do.
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Oct 17, 2020 22:10
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List of the first ten episodes of the 1970s bbc sitcom set on an allotment, Plotting Out: 1. Growing Up. When Old Vincent dies and an attractive young couple take over his allotment, long term gardeners Les and Terry are not impressed with their radical new ideas. 2. Mr Rotivator. When Rob brings in a professional gardener to advise he gets carried away - to hilarious effect! 3. Storm Terry. When a ferocious seasonal storm is expected the gardeners must batten down the hatches, but Terry is distracted after a fight with his wife. 4. Water Fight. When the allotment tap runs dry, old grievances come to light as gardeners squabble over the available water. 5. Tinker Tailor GARDENER spy. When a committee vote reveals the existence of another allotment plot, the gardeners unearth a new comrade. 6. Pests. Rob erects a bamboo partition so Sally can sunbathe in private as Les and Terry struggle with an aphid infestation. 7. Earthing up. The army are called in after Rob makes an unsettling discovery while digging a new potato patch. 8. Skeleton. The police are called in after Rob makes an unsettling discovery while digging a new potato patch. 9. People in Glass Houses. When Terry reports Rob’s rules infractions to the council they send out an inspector, but due to a clerical error Terry’s allotment is inspected instead. Xmas Special - Winter Cabbage When an unexpected snowfall blocks an important delivery, it’s down to the gardeners to provide enough veg for the most important meal of the year.
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Good birds that I own:
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Oct 23, 2020 19:35
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Some Goon posted:People I am:
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Things this is: 1) the city 2) fine 3) how we do 4) the life 5) my brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl 6) the police 7) the song that never ends 8) Sparta 9) us 10) your brain on drugs
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List of episodes in series 2 of 1970s bbc comedy Plotting Out. Plotting Out Series 2 1. Birds. When Sally’s friend comes to stay, Terry’s wife is sure she has the hots for her husband. 2. Strung Out. When popular television show Garden Time approaches the allotment committee, the prospect of fame goes to everyone’s heads. 3. High Winds. While strong winds wreak havoc on the bean crop, Les and Terry have concerns over a mysterious plant in Rob’s greenhouse. 4. Fencing. The damage caused by last week’s storm gives Terry the opportunity to seize more territory, sparking a border dispute. 5. Seeds of Doubt. When strangers come looking for Vladimir, the gardeners rally round to protect their new friend. 6. Bonfire Night. As bonfire night approaches, the gardeners compete for fuel in an attempt to build the biggest, most impressive display. 7. Has Beans. As the county fair approaches, Les and Terry prepare for their annual showdown but this year Rob has his eye on the prize. 8. Garden Time. When popular television show Garden Time arrives to film on the allotments, everyone is determined to be the star. 9. Fete & Destiny. As tempers flare at the county show, the reappearance of Rob’s ex-girlfriend forces him to decide where his alliances truly lie. Xmas Special - Sprouts In this heartwarming Christmas episode Rob and Sally reveal exciting news but Les is thinking of giving up his allotment for good. Sanford has a new favorite as of 11:45 on Nov 4, 2020 |
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Oct 24, 2020 10:51
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List of people in my apartment that need to be up too early for work today and are very tired:
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List of people from my apartment that are at work and have been for several hours and yet remain very tired:
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