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dame walks into my corner of the WeWork Communal Lounge with a router full of bullet holes and a tale as old as time. "i shot my router full of bullets because it didn't work." she explained. "i need a new one." ahhhhh why out of every punk who can fence a router, she's gotta come snifflin to me?! trying to figure out how to make my CyberTruck's CyberHorn play the General Lee sound when I CyberHonk it trying to discover who in the Sanrio Employee Housing Complex has renamed their wireless router something demeaning about my funkopop wife caught up in a complex web of deceit and intrigue trying to swap Bazooka Joe comics for bitcoins to buy bootlegged pokemon cards off the UltraDarkNet trying to pick out which pair of Tripp pants to wear to tonights illegal coding show at The gently caress Factory. doing that dance i learned from the NPCs of the Vampire the Masquerade the Bloodlines the Video Game, but unironically |
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sorting through my stack of Data Crystals and Info Disks and Thought Bubbles, looking for the backup containing my Peruvian Dickwhistle hentai
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Aug 30, 2020 00:14
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staying late at Cyberdyne Systems in order to secretly add hyper detailed nipples/camel toe to the EDS-2000 School Supression Robot
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google glasses wearing seal team busts in through my nemesises windows, demanding he admits he used an aimbot against me
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