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Goblin wizard here. If yall need some cheap expendable minions or the alchemical components to create your own goblin spawning pits, pm me.
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I prefer my goblins, i give them jobs so they can support thier families and safety from all the dick hole adventurers who just see them as free XP. Goblins also have chances of upward enhancements. Some become warbosses to direct the troops, some can become dark shamans and wizards themselves. Just the other day I heard Sherdirx the Wretched tainted some ancient holy grounds. He got his start in my dungeon. 
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Aug 5, 2021 15:28
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Listen here you edgelord I might not be the "Muahaha twiddle my mustache" kind of dark wizard but i still disrupt the so called forces of good. I just make their subjects question whether or not on the right side I got tired of all the "you have failed me for the last time" stuff, so now i treat my minions with some respect and it pays dividends. I ve saved time and money on brainwashing rituals and pressgangey operations. I put that into healthcare and pto and now the goblins come to me to join up. I dont have to spend time conquering the western tribes one at a time like i used to. In short, if your going for sapient minions, treat them well and theyll treat you well.
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Aug 5, 2021 17:06
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These guys get it. How am i supposed to build an empire to tear down the forces of good if evil never prospers through its own cultivation. Am i just supposed to wait for the next goblin warlord to show up at my throne and lead my troops and destroy the Forest of Radiant Light? Hihohe fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Aug 16, 2021 |
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Aug 16, 2021 21:22
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When you kill a turd golem they break into a bunch of smaller turd golems called dingleberries
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Aug 20, 2021 06:24
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Just spawned some fresh goblins for you guys. I know since the pandemic , the Crypt ogres have been scalping fresh bodies for undead armies causing the prices to skyrocket. My goblins are a cheap and affordable option till the market hopefully drops Not to mention those fuckers making those bullshit Necromatic Fairy Tokens. Those things are an ugly scam
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Jan 18, 2022 00:54
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man i just drink a life potion every year to stay functionally immortal i got enough to last me the next hundred years in the room next to the wine cellar ( it goes down easy with the wine) being a lich always seemed like too much work. ya gotta make a philactery, gotta sustain your form with souls, by the end of it you just look like a skeleton.
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Apr 8, 2022 04:11
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Kill apprentice bind soul to crystal Insert crystal in skeleton BAM Skeleton mage!
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Apr 8, 2022 05:20
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:
Warlock detected. why dont you ask your mommy for magic lessons and leave the real magic to the real wizards
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May 20, 2022 02:53
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Also i dont recommend groundhog daying. I did it to a guy and he just spent all his time training and figuring a way out and then he got himself ungroundhogged and kicked my rear end and i had to lay low for a couple of years It seemed like he was only in there for 5 seconds to me but apparently he was in there for years. it looked like i cast a "make a dude super ripped and pissed off at you spell" Hihohe fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Dec 28, 2022 |
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Dec 28, 2022 05:13
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Goblin concocting program going good My current strain is Hardy, resistant to disease, and whats better, intelligent enough to learn some simple magic. Im am officially making goblin shamans and sorcerers fellas Unbelievabley useful for delegating responsibility quickly. You no longer have to waste half of them by making them fight each other till a war boss arises so that they can direct the rest. I mean thats always fun to watch but sometimes you got things to do , yknow?
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May 26, 2023 20:01
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Jul 11, 2023 04:01
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If you have to call yourself a dark wizard you aint one
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Ill invade that office with my GOBLIN ARMY!
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