naem posted:

oh man, this reminds me, one time early in my necromancy career I defeated a troll, and raised his skeleton as a minion.

anyways it started gradually regenerating it’s flesh around the bones but the skeleton remained loyal- so I had this healthy alive conscious troll wrapped around my skeleton minion, like a puppet.

trolls are evil giant monsters and stuff but I felt like, super bad- plus with low INT he just couldn’t figure out what was going on as he got marched around by his own skeleton, it was obviously a pretty emotional experience for the guy

the only thing the troll and his own skeleton could agree on was MEAT which they were both pretty excited about.

eventually he grew a whole new skeleton and the old one popped out, I let em both go (mostly because of how much MEAT they ate, that got expensive fast)

I like to think they went off to have wacky buddy cop adventures, eating people and smashing stuff