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I animate skeletons solely to use as scabs and wait i think i am in the wrong wizards thread.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2023 13:00 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:54 |
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They aren't saying it outright but they're trying to get you in on a commission scam. Devils get paid based on souls corrupted, and turning a neutral leader evil is worth a lot of credit. What you want to do is work out a contract with a devil where you split their corruption commission, get formally reclassified to lawful neutral, then get 'corrupted' back to lawful evil and rake in the money. If you do it right you can pull this scam on the infernal bureaucracy every twenty years or so.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2023 17:59 |
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Alright which of you assholes ruined my bets
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# ¿ May 7, 2023 01:49 |
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Danger - Octopus! posted:C'mon buddy, you know how to check for this. Just ask the new goon if they're really an undercover paladin - they have to say yes if you ask, those guys can't lie to you. Just make sure you also get them to lift up their tunic too so you can check they're not wearing Granthar's Wyrd Listening Device They got tricky, one of the horses was a Paladin's Mount.
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# ¿ May 8, 2023 19:38 |
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Pocket dimensions are great traps until you have a rogue carrying an incompatible storage format. One portable hole-induced resonance cascade and your best case secnario is that your lair ends up drifting in the astral plane.
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# ¿ May 8, 2023 21:23 |
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Lol@this chump top-posting. Gramps these aren't the AOL days and you ain't using THAC0 any longer.
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# ¿ May 8, 2023 23:52 |
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Mad Hamish posted:You guys, I think I might have a problem. sounds like you gotta blow up the sun
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# ¿ May 26, 2023 22:58 |
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Mad Hamish posted:Bird-eating snakes sounds like a good idea and it's mundane enough that it shouldn't attract any unnecessary attention. safety deposit boxes will only give you 500 gold if they lose the phylactery, no matter how enchanted or jewel-encrusted it is, if you're going to put your immortality in the hands of a different evil entity, at least make it one that has some flair
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# ¿ May 27, 2023 04:25 |
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HelleSpud posted:What sort of bard oozes poison swamps o'er fertile lands, wields the bones which haunt the night, or raises masses of fetid flesh? Dave Matthews Band, duh
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# ¿ May 27, 2023 07:41 |
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I heard my minions were unionized so i cast chain lightning and ionized 'em
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2023 23:55 |
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FilthyImp posted:A cop? Too dark for the dark wizard thread. We have standards, for gently caress's sake It's not about how evil they are, it's about aesthetics. We don't want to put up with any wizards wearing white robes.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 23:56 |
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Grey Cat posted:
Running around with your daddy's athame after kindergarten and tripping over your untied shoelaces doesn't count
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2023 04:32 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:54 |
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wheatpuppy posted:That kind of sloppy runescribing is how you end up botching a level 1 summoning and filling your lair with lymph. look how many times to I have to explain that the spellbook is the one that misspelled 'forest nymph'
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 07:30 |