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Shinjobi posted:Anyone got any fun stories of mistaken summoning? I tried summoning the ultimate evil, but my mother in law showed up! *rimshot*
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I don’t know why, but I just had to carefully and extensively write down my plan to take over the world, explaining my steps in the most understandable and non technical way possible. I guess it just helps me clear my head! Mom always said I should’ve been a writer. I’m sure it will be fine if I leave this parchment lying around my lair. Adventurers hardly ever come around anyway. Feels great to have goals written down!
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sweet geek swag posted:Dude, you've been friend zoned. And from how you are talking, it sounds it's because you are an incessant drama hound. Take the hint, find a more positive relationship, and for god's sake talk like a normal person. His scrying orb is getting left on read and he’s still thinkin he got a shot lol
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Apr 28, 2023 07:05
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A Harper just vandalized my lair entrance!!! Fucker wrote "Dork Wizard Home" ! 
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May 26, 2023 03:59
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Who the gently caress is Harry Potter?
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Jul 11, 2023 21:03
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Fur20 posted:the funniest part about harry potter is that when he grew up, he had a short stint as a stage actor, where he performed equus. and that awakened something terrible within him. later in life, he moved to the state of washington, where he died. you may know him better by his online handle, mr. hands Unshittius Pantiosa
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Jul 19, 2023 03:20
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Got my wide hat, for the wide wizard on the go
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redshirt posted:Also, gently caress so called "Dark Wizards" sounds like you got owned by one lol get rekt redshirt, Dark Wizards 4 lyfe
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Sep 15, 2023 04:12
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lol he let the paladin get all the way inside his summoning room? Is this some sort of low rent dark wizard cuck porn scenario, why is he so buff, what is going on lol
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Sep 19, 2023 16:31
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2023 and the discrimination does not end They're right, but still
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the holy poopacy posted:Personally, I've always been more of a dungeon guy. Same idea, just upside down. Why not make your inner sanctum reach down to Hell instead of up to heaven? It just makes sense. Plus it's much better security. "Ooooh, I'll put my stronghold up in the air where it's hard to reach"? Really? You ever hear of a little thing called uhhhh FLYING? Terminal fighter brain thinking right there. n00b poo poo stronghold bottom of the ocean, THEN raise the stronghold+ocean into the sky. good luck invading that, Harper Marxs
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