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Waterbed Wendy posted:this u? I dunno is it a eldritch business card you found in the swamp of despair next to the flaming carriage tracks of a (16)'77 Transylvania AM that reads: WIZARD FUCKIN MASTER on the back because if not baby I got bad fuckin news
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I believe I have left my ungents on the bus. HAS ANYONE FORSEEN MY UNGENTS
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*scowls and tucks arms across chest into sleeves of robe and hover walks into the kitchen with hat brim over eyes* I DO NOT SEE MINE UNGENTS ON THE KITCHEN IS- nevermind.
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Btw, does this robe make my rear end look big? Your DERRIERE looks....ENCHANTING!!
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A Fancy Hat posted:This is a little embarrassing, but let's just say... hypothetically... I used some cheap ingredients and got Cockatrice feathers mixed in with my Phoenix feathers. Dos't thou haves't a brazen rod scribed with the orcish tongue?! If so you may yet procure water from the stone hand and by this means entertain a travelling party across a fair distance across barren lands and go on quite the adventure without need of procuring further means of *just continues rambling and meanders away still talking*
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 Virgil: Maxwell, you must listen to me. Max, sighing: What now? V: Maxwell. it is extremely important that you understand - M: That you're a Wizard? Yeah. I know. V: Oh my god. How did you know?! <suspiciously> Maxwell. Are you ALSO a WIZARD?! M: No, you loving owl you told me 15 minutes ago. Again. V: ....Maxwell.
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