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Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

Also fyi, over the weekend since Goons have been ordering from us we built 79 space ships, plus the 150x Coercer II's that Pharnakes used tax dollars on.

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Pussy Snorkel: Sep 12, 2008; With the Pussy Snorkel, any man can be a dive master.

I am not in any kind of command position but can I be next to steal the wallet? Or do I need to get in line? How does this work?

# ? Aug 31, 2020 17:19

A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

Pussy Snorkel posted:

I am not in any kind of command position but can I be next to steal the wallet? Or do I need to get in line? How does this work?

There�s a tab in Kris� production spreadsheet where you can sign up to steal the wallet.

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Brendan Rodgers: Jun 11, 2014

Pussy Snorkel posted:

I am not in any kind of command position but can I be next to steal the wallet? Or do I need to get in line? How does this work?

Just position yourself to be some kind of goon saviour who went through the hero's journey of stealing from the last corp and then figuring out how to set up a Discord, or delegate that task to another goon-fucker.

Brendan Rodgers fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Aug 31, 2020

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Touchdown Boy: Apr 1, 2007; I saw my friend there out on the field today, I asked him where he's going, he said "All the way."

Why is it people cant stop being in leadership positions without having a dramatic blowout? I know Ive said a few things in this thread Tremek refutes and to be fair he may be right about some of it, in the long run I am sure none of it will matter anyway. Tremek and Pharnakes (plus others!) did a lot to help goons get set up with mission money and got us somewhere to live away from Valador so I wish them good luck in EE. Call the 500 million for his new corp the divorce fee in this instance I guess.

Just reiterating, making a discord and being corp leader is not enough to claim ownership of Goons, putting in a ridiculous amount of effort outside of the game doesnt even seem to give you that clout for long either... I think things got a little out of hand and I hope that we can stop this bullshit and grow big enough to annoy the real target - everyone else in Eve Echoes. People just want to play the game, make plans and have a laugh.

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Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

at the end of the day, the original eve online had dozens of goon corps before goonfleet took off. There doesn't need to be a single goon corp, goons can go wherever they choose to go. There doesn't need to be drama about a true goon group, because that's not how things works out.

Let goons go where they wanna go. We have a leadership now that has experience in running large corporations in multiple games, and we've brought hilarious shenanigans stomping on nazis in other games. I can promise we will be bringing that content to whoever wants to work with us.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 17:45

Pladdicus: Aug 13, 2010

letting go of the idea of an ur goon group is good for the soul. fly space ships, shoot rats, hunt miners, enjoy eve echoes. it's a very good phone game that does triple service, it's a low key afk grind, it's a casual played eve combat game, it's a super intense pvp game

very recommend.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 18:09

Happysafer: Feb 12, 2007; "You idiots!"

Sounds good, but if someone screws Goosefleet they're a Goosefucker, right?

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CainFortea: Oct 15, 2004

Happysafer posted:

Sounds good, but if someone screws Goosefleet they're a Goosefucker, right?

Allegedly.

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Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

CainFortea posted:

Allegedly.

I appreciates this references.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 18:44

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Happysafer posted:

Sounds good, but if someone screws Goosefleet they're a Goosefucker, right?

Do not gently caress the geese.

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CainFortea: Oct 15, 2004

Lutha Mahtin posted:

I appreciates this references.

Oh, is that what you appreciate about me Squirrly Lutha?

# ? Aug 31, 2020 18:52

Pharnakes: Aug 14, 2009

So as has doubtless trickled through by now I will not be handing over the Groon name.

What I am going to do is take Groon and gently caress off with it to be well, Groon. Anyone who I've flown with is welcome to message me and ask to come if you want, there will be 0 leadership and the only rule is effort is ban able. To this end I will be kicking everyone I don't immediately recognise, I am sorry you will get a 24 hour timer over this but you would get that anyway when you left, so might as well start the clock ticking asap.

Now there is a slight question of what to do with the 101 coercers siting in hangar 3. I'm assuming hangar 4 has already been emptied y you guys anyway. After putting in 10 seconds though to the matter I have decided to contract all of them to one name picked at complete random out of the corp list and let them decide, whoever they are.

To be clear I am not asking anyone to come,only offering, I have no ambitions to anything, do not come if you want to have sov or rule anything or do anything other than chase miners in low sec and die to gate guns.

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# ? Aug 31, 2020 18:58

Famethrowa: Oct 5, 2012

so once people are done throwing themselves on the carpet and having a melty, where should I be joining so I can start my manufacturing career

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Dieting Hippo: Jan 5, 2006; THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

Pharnakes posted:

So as has doubtless trickled through by now I will not be handing over the Groon name.

What I am going to do is take Groon and gently caress off with it to be well, Groon. Anyone who I've flown with is welcome to message me and ask to come if you want, there will be 0 leadership and the only rule is effort is ban able. To this end I will be kicking everyone I don't immediately recognise, I am sorry you will get a 24 hour timer over this but you would get that anyway when you left, so might as well start the clock ticking asap.

Now there is a slight question of what to do with the 101 coercers siting in hangar 3. I'm assuming hangar 4 has already been emptied y you guys anyway. After putting in 10 seconds though to the matter I have decided to contract all of them to one name picked at complete random out of the corp list and let them decide, whoever they are.

To be clear I am not asking anyone to come,only offering, I have no ambitions to anything, do not come if you want to have sov or rule anything or do anything other than chase miners in low sec and die to gate guns.

ay don't worry, i'll just drop corp now.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:01

esto es malo: Aug 3, 2006; Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Pharnakes posted:

So as has doubtless trickled through by now I will not be handing over the Groon name.

What I am going to do is take Groon and gently caress off with it to be well, Groon. Anyone who I've flown with is welcome to message me and ask to come if you want, there will be 0 leadership and the only rule is effort is ban able. To this end I will be kicking everyone I don't immediately recognise, I am sorry you will get a 24 hour timer over this but you would get that anyway when you left, so might as well start the clock ticking asap.

Now there is a slight question of what to do with the 101 coercers siting in hangar 3. I'm assuming hangar 4 has already been emptied y you guys anyway. After putting in 10 seconds though to the matter I have decided to contract all of them to one name picked at complete random out of the corp list and let them decide, whoever they are.

To be clear I am not asking anyone to come,only offering, I have no ambitions to anything, do not come if you want to have sov or rule anything or do anything other than chase miners in low sec and die to gate guns.

change your diaper on the way out

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:04

rocketrobot: Jul 11, 2003

Khris Kruel posted:

ordering bot is back up for orders, come get your ships. Doing what I can to keep costs down and everyone shooting pixels again.

Excuse me, but, I only shoot at polygon spaceships.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:04

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Is this what EO was like? Grown adults getting mad about their internet space yacht empire?

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:07

inkmoth: Apr 25, 2014

I said you should have deleted the faction modules and posted it for the tears and you didn't do it.

Now I'm saying you should reprocess all the c2s for the tears. Way funnier than sending them to some random afk dude.

I mean, or not be a goonfucker, but I guess that's off the table.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:08

esto es malo: Aug 3, 2006; Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

there hasnt been any stalking or daeth threats yet afaik, so we still have some ground to make up

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:08

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Is this what EO was like? Grown adults getting mad about their internet space yacht empire?

This is the stuff I signed up for. I would have kept all this ships though. This moral high ground poo poo is dumb as hell in fake spacemans.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:08

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; Can't post for 19 hours!

So how many people have been banned for doxxing now? 2?

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:11

Kim Jaym Il: Dec 14, 2010; what? i
don't
have
fucking
ears

So the guy who accused Kris and Bishop of doxxing with absolutely no proof also turns out to be a goonfucker, well who could have seen that coming.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:13

Fajita Queen: Jun 21, 2012

Rust Martialis posted:

So how many people have been banned for doxxing now? 2?

still just the one as far as I know.

I'm kinda disappointed in how Pharnakes is handling all of this, but it is what it is. We'll move on and keep dealing with poo poo.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:13

Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

I wonder if I can build another 150x coercer II's by the weekend

:hmmyes:

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Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

i went to bed yesterday wondering what today's drama would be.
lo and behold

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:15

Rigel: Nov 11, 2016

so far every leadership meltdown has been the result of that leadership completely failing to read the room and assuming the alliance was with them.

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Touchdown Boy: Apr 1, 2007; I saw my friend there out on the field today, I asked him where he's going, he said "All the way."

Thats one way to distance ourselves from Goon/Groon type names I guess...

Rigel posted:

so far every leadership meltdown has been the result of that leadership completely failing to read the room and assuming the alliance was with them.

Yup, over and over they think they are owed something. I appreciate the effort that go into leadership but you cannot expect goons to lick your boots over it.

All the best Pharnakes. Just give the ships back to Kris, it wont hurt you, they were the effort of many goons who wanted to do something for everyone. Let that be your last act on leaving instead of some random lottery nonsense.

Touchdown Boy fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Aug 31, 2020

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Pryce: May 21, 2011

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Is this what EO was like? Grown adults getting mad about their internet space yacht empire?

what do you mean was?

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:17

esto es malo: Aug 3, 2006; Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Rigel posted:

so far every leadership meltdown has been the result of that leadership completely failing to read the room and assuming the alliance was with them.

luckily or unluckily jazz cannot even enter the room

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:18

Fajita Queen: Jun 21, 2012

Rigel posted:

so far every leadership meltdown has been the result of that leadership completely failing to read the room and assuming the alliance was with them.

The one thing I absolutely, 100% trust Jazz to do is never make that assumption, at least.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:18

esto es malo: Aug 3, 2006; Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Pharnakes posted:

So as has doubtless trickled through by now I will not be handing over the Groon name.

What I am going to do is take Groon and gently caress off with it to be well, Groon. Anyone who I've flown with is welcome to message me and ask to come if you want, there will be 0 leadership and the only rule is effort is ban able. To this end I will be kicking everyone I don't immediately recognise, I am sorry you will get a 24 hour timer over this but you would get that anyway when you left, so might as well start the clock ticking asap.

just re-read this and lol at stating something that was already known

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:20

Pharnakes: Aug 14, 2009

And the winner of the 101 coercers is Stormdog, contract will go up as soon as I land in Amarr.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:22

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Just so I'm getting this right:

leadership had some misunderstanding about socialism or branding or dumb retarted poo poo
Tremek went gently caress goons and took 600 mil isk
Pharnakes went gently caress goons and isn't really stealing anything except the [GROO] name
- [XBUX] will be untouched? (hey, I backed the right horse!)

And... that's about it?

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# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:23

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Just so I'm getting this right:

leadership had some misunderstanding about socialism or branding or dumb retarted poo poo

Tremek went gently caress goons and took 600 mil isk

Pharnakes isn't really stealing anything except the [GROO] name

[XBUX] will be untouched? (hey, I backed the right horse!)

And... that's about it?

yeah pretty much

Radio Free Kobold fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Aug 31, 2020

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vermeul: Sep 14, 2014; Free Acid

Pharnakes posted:

And the winner of the 101 coercers is Stormdog, contract will go up as soon as I land in Amarr.

This dude is a joke.

What corp should I be in now.

Is something setup to take in refugees?

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:25

SpaceDrake: Dec 22, 2006; I can't avoid filling a game with awful memes, even if I want to. It's in my bones...!

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Is this what EO was like? Grown adults getting mad about their internet space yacht empire?

All this is nothing compared to what Online was and even is like. Look up the vehement hate some players of Online have for Mittani (Nurismancer on the forums) sometime.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:27

inkmoth: Apr 25, 2014

Pharnakes posted:

And the winner of the 101 coercers is Stormdog, contract will go up as soon as I land in Amarr.

At least destroy the large remote rep to sate some of my bloodlust for destroying modules on the way out you coward.

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Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

one week. it took one week. this didn't even last as long as valfleet :laffo:

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esto es malo: Aug 3, 2006; Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

tbf more people joined groon than left during this pants making GBS threads debacle, and its just a matter of a new corp being made

# ? Aug 31, 2020 19:30

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