Toilet EVE: its butt, bring dps, weve got logi and a bubble buttered butt

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Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

valador made the first thread and it was about ten days before that all collapsed
tremek made the second thread and it wasn't even a week before he was stealing the wallet and leaving
now the jazz shark has made the third thread. how long will it be?

Romeo Charlie posted:

Jazz why is it that you find yourself running these MMO games? Is the leadership pool in SA that shallow?

anyone with two brain cells to rub together will realize that trying to lead whole outfit, that accepting responsibility for all this, is about the most poisoned chalice in this entire game

Radio Free Kobold fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Aug 31, 2020

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 13:53

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 15:52

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Blind Rasputin posted:

It just doesn�t ring much like goonfleet or goon anything really. But it�s a funny name. Pro Goon Control is a better name.

i think the point was to distance ourselves from the goonfleet name/brand because of the whole eve online thing

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 16:30

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

yeah what rigel said. it seems like the whole "goon" thing in eve has cemented itself in the public consciousness as "those guys who own half of eve for the past ten years" and not anything to do with something awful.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 16:34

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

i went to bed yesterday wondering what today's drama would be.
lo and behold

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 19:15

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Just so I'm getting this right:

leadership had some misunderstanding about socialism or branding or dumb retarted poo poo

Tremek went gently caress goons and took 600 mil isk

Pharnakes isn't really stealing anything except the [GROO] name

[XBUX] will be untouched? (hey, I backed the right horse!)

And... that's about it?

yeah pretty much

Radio Free Kobold fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Aug 31, 2020

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 19:24

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

one week. it took one week. this didn't even last as long as valfleet :laffo:

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 19:28

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Rust Martialis posted:

Well I think it has been Moose and Dom Joly I saw mentioned in Announcements so far

you mean the guy who got banned for doxing someone? good riddance

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 19:38

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Khris Kruel posted:

I just want to kick anyone that gets super heated and pissed off about socialist branding. Like that shouldn't be a thing for leadership of Goons.

My entire goal is to piss off pubbies with us being a bunch of socialists. Its glorious drama.

we're supposed to harvest drama from pubbies, not each other! :gonk:

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 20:00

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Purity test question 2; which came first, ranch or cool ranch?

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 20:07

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

orange juche posted:

The good thing is that as people self-select out of the group, the people that are left are more focused on the goal.

i don't even know what the goal is!

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 20:56

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

i'm just going to leave this here in case we need it later

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 21:25

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

not even a day and you've already hosed it all up

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 23:44

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

i wonder, what drama will it be tomorrow?

# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 01:53

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Mekchu posted:

I'm happy to see that EVE goons haven't changed much from the normal game to the tablet game.

same poo poo, different colour

# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 02:26

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Hazdoc posted:

Goons have still ruined everything, but once again the void calls to me. Tell me its a bad idea to play this game please.

i could tell you that, but i would be lying.
i have had more fun playing Echoes in the last few weeks than i've ever had playing Eve.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 13:04

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

w00tmonger posted:

People get so mad about being nuked in lowsec.

More excited about stealth bombers for this exact purpose than I should be! Should I be expecting pretty consistent kills with this thing? Is the idea to be going after ventures? Or just whatever I see in anoms?

cloak up
find someone
wait for them to get in the poo poo (ex. final wave of a large anomaly)
uncloak
delete them

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 23:21

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Kaysette posted:

# ¿ Sep 3, 2020 20:10

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Also pretty sure half of [POOH] is one guy multiboxing about six or seven characters.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2020 22:55

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Khris Kruel posted:

since no one said they were recording, here is a copy of the speech I gave today for anyone not around.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Cdo9Cz70FHlr5K1b_otrFr2f-E1WDHeM_Qisv58W3uY/edit?usp=sharing

here is a map of tribute annotated with the anomaly levels, courtesy of the sheep:

# ¿ Sep 5, 2020 23:07

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

just waiting on the next price spike

# ¿ Sep 6, 2020 13:07

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Fleets are currently capped at 10 people, and the most we've mobilized at any given time is somewhere around 30-50 feral goons. I suspect Echoes is going to revolve around a lot more solo/small gang actions in anomalies and other points of interest, at least until bubbles are introduced in November and especially sov in December.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2020 13:21

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

the profit margins on storyline missions are starting to shrink as people clue in that you can buy the books on the market and run them for profit.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2020 15:03

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

W-U is a perfectly unremarkable system. Just an ordinary star and a handful of ordinary planets. There's really no reason to go there.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2020 21:22

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

# ¿ Sep 7, 2020 03:56

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Brendan Rodgers posted:

This is just gonna confuse people even more since Tremek is now a normal member in [POOH] China Man Bad.

somehow i'm not surprised. once a chud, always a chud

# ¿ Sep 8, 2020 18:32

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

we should see about befriending some chinese or russians.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2020 17:02

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

amarr ships are extremely good i don't know why you wouldn't like them unless you just think they're ugly. they're cheap, tanky as gently caress, and 2nd fastest in the game

# ¿ Sep 12, 2020 01:16

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

# ¿ Sep 13, 2020 23:21

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

ThatEvilOne posted:

Just got back from the mass report bans that are going around, so been away for a week. glad to see the corp wallet being emptied as per tradition even if it's just a mistake this time.

go post in a different subforum

# ¿ Sep 13, 2020 23:56

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

better be buying ads on SA

# ¿ Sep 14, 2020 00:59

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

MarcusSA posted:

FWIW This dude claims that he had his alliance mass report him and he wasn�t temp banned from it.

https://youtu.be/TthVkzTvrzA

He said they did over 1k reports on him.

would be pretty easy to test that ourselves if we had a volunteer

# ¿ Sep 14, 2020 12:02

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Go RV! posted:

its memes guys

its memes

there is no difference between "ironically" being a racist shitbag and actually being a racist shitbag

# ¿ Sep 16, 2020 05:56

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Colin Mockery posted:

HIS HONKER WAS BROKE

or

Perhaps the Real Scam was the Friends We Made Along the Way

# ¿ Sep 16, 2020 13:31

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Jaxic posted:

The Wild West of new tech levels is always insane.

How long till T8?

about 62 days at the earliest

# ¿ Sep 16, 2020 20:27

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Khris Kruel posted:

So I'm out in a retriever with two Mk7 Strip Miners. I have no other enhancements or rigs. Skills are 4/3/0 on both strip miners and industrial ship command.

I have an ore hold of 27,600. Roughly every ~8 seconds I pull in random ore around me. Roughly 45 when its pyroxeres, 16 when it's jaspet. The lasers pick one asteroid every 8 seconds. And each one picks an asteroid.

My ore hold fills up about 9-10% per laser cycle, which is 180 seconds I think.

I probably won't be mining much and throw this in for MEAN usage, but maybe someone else can figure out if that's good.

It works just as advertised, randomly pulls in whatevers around me.

If you position yourself such that only one asteroid is in range, will they both exclusively mine that asteroid?

# ¿ Sep 17, 2020 03:12

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Kabuki Shipoopi posted:

Back by request, red and yellow animated

Edit: I will keep at this until i get it just right!

this gang tag looks better than the one with purple spaceships

# ¿ Sep 17, 2020 04:12

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

Kabuki Shipoopi posted:

Here is my attempt at reanimating it with a suggested recolor

Back by request, red and yellow animated

Edit: I will keep at this until i get it just right!

Kaysette posted:

Can the honk do the shaking thing like

this is a good suggestion

# ¿ Sep 17, 2020 13:28

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

please replace that ugly old Dash's Dandys tag with the shiny new Goosefleet tag. Dash Render is a smelly old man and I don't know why they let him moderate Lets Play with his awful taste in video games.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 01:25

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

pubbies: oh no i lost my ship i need to go rat up a new one :qq:

: this ship was made 20 minutes ago and given to me for free. i was not expected to return with it intact.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 05:36

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 15:52

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

everyone is tagged but me :smith:

# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 14:20

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