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Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

TheAardvark posted:

Not sure if it entirely belongs, but the song Tubthumping was by a band called

Chumbawamba :stare:

Damnit.

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Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."

TheAardvark posted:

Not sure if it entirely belongs, but the song Tubthumping was by a band called

Chumbawamba :stare:

I know how to spell Chumbawamba entirely due to that one goon (GutterMonkey?) who lost a mod challenge or something and got "Chumbawumba" tattooed on himself.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Phthisis posted:

I know how to spell Chumbawamba entirely due to that one goon (GutterMonkey?) who lost a mod challenge or something and got "Chumbawumba" tattooed on himself.

God, that whole thread was glorious.

One goon was legit on the verge of donating a kidney (anonymously, no less) just because of the mod challenge. Like...he was seriously risking his health and future plans to join the armed services to avoid a permaban.

Seems a bit extreme. Thankfully, the mods agreed that him doing the research and actually looking like he was legit considering it was enough, as they did not want to turbo-gently caress his future health and career plans.

Edit: Content!

When I was in high school, late 90's, Apple released some of the first iBooks:


I could have SWORN that I saw a version of these, in ads and possibly even in store, that had a weird pyramid on the back. Like...looking almost EXACTLY like an iMac if you turned it down onto it's screen, and shrank it a little bit.

No, I didn't think the laptop had a CRT, I just thought Apple made a laptop with a weird plastic pyramid on the back/top as some sort of weird aesthetic choice, and even mocked their choice to my friends, who agreed with me that it was asinine to make a laptop with a weird bulge on the top/back of the lid!

DrBouvenstein has a new favorite as of 16:05 on Sep 9, 2020

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Chester from Linkin Park is in Saw VII.

Until like, a month ago, I had never seen Saw VII, but I was entirely convinced that he was the first of the five main participants to die in Saw V. I had explicit memories of him getting decapitated in that pulley-head-box thing. I'm kind of squeamish so that kind of stuff stays with me.

Not only is he obviously not in Saw V, but the person who dies in that trap is a blond woman who could not possibly look any more different than Chester. :psyduck:

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
I was almost certain that it was Bill Paxton who played Cpl. Hicks in Aliens. Turns out is was Michael Biehn....

Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

cult_hero posted:

I was almost certain that it was Bill Paxton who played Cpl. Hicks in Aliens. Turns out is was Michael Biehn....

Well, at least that one is close since he played Hudson in Aliens and had the "it's game over man" line.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

cult_hero posted:

I was almost certain that it was Bill Paxton who played Cpl. Hicks in Aliens. Turns out is was Michael Biehn....

Hudson, sir... He's Hicks

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

projecthalaxy posted:

I love the amount of galaxy brain required to decide that its utterly impossible you're misremembering something amd much more reasonable to believe that universes are collapsing around you conveniently in such a way as to justify any mistakes you make.

It rules.

I joined the Mandela Effect Reddit at one point to read interesting common misconceptions and had to leave once I realised most people there seemed to believe the brain was some kind of video camera.

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020



"Houston, we have a problem"



"Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here".

After being prompted to repeat the transmission by CAPCOM Jack R. Lousma, Jim Lovell responded, "Ah, Houston, we've had a problem."

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
For the longest time I thought Achewood and Die Antwoord were the same thing.

Hokkaido Anxiety
May 21, 2007

slub club 2013

Pope Corky the IX posted:

For the longest time I thought Achewood and Die Antwoord were the same thing.

I've never wanted a mashup/cross-over more.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Hokkaido Anxiety posted:

I've never wanted a mashup/cross-over more.

Well, they're both absolutely insufferable, so maybe it's like a double negative and it would be great?

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
I specifically remember it being spelled Berenstain.

it's always depressing how these weird insane conspiracies get propagated.

I misremember all sorts of other poo poo, but I don't invent a dimension over it

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

Moo the cow posted:



"Houston, we have a problem"



"Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here".

After being prompted to repeat the transmission by CAPCOM Jack R. Lousma, Jim Lovell responded, "Ah, Houston, we've had a problem."


I ain't gonna argue, cause it's a good one, but this may be more of just a mis quote that jumped into the lexicon. Kinda like "a day that will live in infamy"

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Disco Pope posted:

I joined the Mandela Effect Reddit at one point to read interesting common misconceptions and had to leave once I realised most people there seemed to believe the brain was some kind of video camera.

What exactly does this mean? Other than general craziness

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Milo and POTUS posted:

What exactly does this mean? Other than general craziness

I assume they meant that the people there believe that their memory is essentially perfect, ie. it essentially stores a video feed of everything that passes before their eyes.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006






Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

He yells “you shall not pass” in the film as he breaks the bridge, which is where 99% of people remember the scene from https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mJZZNHekEQw

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

He yells “you shall not pass” in the film as he breaks the bridge, which is where 99% of people remember the scene from https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mJZZNHekEQw

i know, and tbh the movie version is better, but when i first read lotr which is after the movies were released and that line became iconic it hosed me all up in the head moreso than i was already (hosed up in the head i mean)

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jasus Christ posted:

Funny, I always thought it was the "Mandala" effect, as in the universe / you came from a different one. Makes more sense than naming it after a public figure you thought was dead for 20 + years, IMO.
Came here to poste this exact thing, lol.

Another one that hit me recently was when I watched Superman Red Son. I thought it was weird that they dropped Supes growing a Stalin mustache once he goes full despot. I went and looked in my TPB of the original comic and sure enough, he never did and I had no idea where I got the idea from.
Turns out I was mixing it up with this stupid comedy about Stalins illegitimate son growing up in Australia and becoming a right bastard.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Tiggum posted:

I assume they meant that the people there believe that their memory is essentially perfect, ie. it essentially stores a video feed of everything that passes before their eyes.

That's exactly it. They wouldn't entertain the possibility that memory isn't a perfect objective account of an event because then, in their words, "how could you know anything to be true?"

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


it actually is a kinda big problem that we can't trust our own interpretation and recollection of things, that's why we have the scientific method so we can fact-check the hell out of everything and then a bunch of WELL ACTUALLY nerds come and peer review your work hoping to poke holes in it for nerd xp

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
https://youtu.be/5IsSpAOD6K8

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Question: What is Bart's most famous quote from the Simpsons episode "Das Bus"?

Answer: "In conclusion, Libya is a land of constrast." Not "contrasts"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqz2fl9aJSM&t=21s

I could have sworn it was "contrasts" the first time I heard it but maybe it's because everyone keeps (mis)quoting it on these forums.

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

The subreddit for the mandela effect is called r/retconned and is a hive of undiagnosed mental illness and comedy

Also grift. One of the mods who is also one of the most active posters is a horror fiction writer who worked their way over from /r/nosleep and /r/glitch_in_the_matrix posts to switch their focus to alt-reality/conspiracy garbage once he realized there's basically a prepackaged audience of credulous numbskulls to be milked. They even wiped out the post history of their main account to remove evidence of their blatant lies, and pull some cold reading bullshit from time to time to try and get peoples attention ("e.g. has anyone else noticed their vibration changing this year?" then offering pseudospiritual guidance to any takers) and holy poo poo do people fall for it. They were trying to rope in people to produce content for them a while back, I don't really want to know if anything came of that because seeing it all unfold to the point that people treat the guy as some kind of dimension-hopping guru was kind of depressing. The SOB has even called out other people pulling the same bullshit.

The only one of these garbage things that has got me questioning my faculties is the whole "Shazam starring Sinbad" 90s movie that never existed but I vaguely remember. Maybe God realized that of all things that was a mistake that needed to be fixed.

The Sausages has a new favorite as of 14:33 on Sep 12, 2020

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

https://twitter.com/joshdivision/status/1304630051489472514?s=21

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

rip to the GOAT

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Oh my god

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I think they also got some Space Jam stuck in there

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Michael Jordan playing golf?? I thought he was a baseball player!

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

I thought for years that I had invented or dreamed up a sequel to E.T. but it turned out I saw Mac & Me on cable.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Yoshi Wins posted:

I thought for years that I had invented or dreamed up a sequel to E.T. but it turned out I saw Mac & Me on cable.

I got so high once that I thought I had come up with the best song ever, and went into great detail about the bass line, chords etc. Nope it was the Pimp My Ride theme song that was on loop on the DVD player.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Humphreys posted:

I got so high once that I thought I had come up with the best song ever, and went into great detail about the bass line, chords etc. Nope it was the Pimp My Ride theme song that was on loop on the DVD player.

Jack Black? Didn't know you were a goon

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


CJacobs posted:

Jack Black? Didn't know you were a goon

This was not the greatest car in the world, it was just a poo poo Ute.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Yoshi Wins posted:

I thought for years that I had invented or dreamed up a sequel to E.T. but it turned out I saw Mac & Me on cable.

There were E.T. sequels...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0U-M9W4nKw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbhNbJosLK8

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog
Is Mandela Effect when you misremember anything or just when lots of people do it?
I remember a day in high school where my maths teacher asked me to solve a problem om the board and I looked up and said I didn't know how to as I'd missed the previous class and hadn't borrowed anyone's book to copy up notes yet. She looked at me and said I had been at the previous class and had solved problems then.
I looked in my notebook and indeed it was all there in my handwriting.
What had happened was memory loss as a side effect of medication and it turns out I've lost like half a year from around that time
Is that like a half-nelson

Achernar
Sep 2, 2011
I would have sworn up and down that the big guy in Superman II was Richard Kiel, but it's not.

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

I watched this video and I'm still not sure if this is a real company or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUPxDLMCUKM

the only example from the video which surprised me was the location of the heart, but I put that down to 1) the heart points left a bit and 2) I never really gave much thought to the precise location of the heart.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Horace posted:

I watched this video and I'm still not sure if this is a real company or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUPxDLMCUKM

the only example from the video which surprised me was the location of the heart, but I put that down to 1) the heart points left a bit and 2) I never really gave much thought to the precise location of the heart.

For americans, the pledge of allegiance may be why the heart being on the left side of the chest has become popularized since that's where you're supposed to put your hand:

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The Sausages posted:

Also grift. One of the mods who is also one of the most active posters is a horror fiction writer who worked their way over from /r/nosleep and /r/glitch_in_the_matrix posts to switch their focus to alt-reality/conspiracy garbage once he realized there's basically a prepackaged audience of credulous numbskulls to be milked. They even wiped out the post history of their main account to remove evidence of their blatant lies, and pull some cold reading bullshit from time to time to try and get peoples attention ("e.g. has anyone else noticed their vibration changing this year?" then offering pseudospiritual guidance to any takers) and holy poo poo do people fall for it. They were trying to rope in people to produce content for them a while back, I don't really want to know if anything came of that because seeing it all unfold to the point that people treat the guy as some kind of dimension-hopping guru was kind of depressing. The SOB has even called out other people pulling the same bullshit.

That reminds me that I kind of hate read a bunch or /r/glitch_in_the_matrix posts once and an alarming number of the posts were very easily explained by repressed memories or medical episodes. :smith:

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