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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
I think also, that's where the out-tube is for your heart, so that's where you feel the "beat" even though that's not specifically where the heart is.

I could be wrong

I guess "I could be wrong" is the theme of this thread.

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Bi-la kaifa
Feb 4, 2011

Space maggots.

a kitten posted:


Here's one:

A few years back there was a movie quote that people were trying to track down. The characters are looking at a weird device and have an exchange like this

The first character asks: "What does it do?"
The second replies: "It doesn’t do anything. That’s the beauty of it.”



I always thought this came from an episode of Pinky and the Brain. The one where they have an infomercial/telethon trying to sell whatever it is plus an unspillable mug with a rounded bottom that clearly only spilt. I think it had to do with NASA. Some chief engineer had the mug and kept spilling it. I've never actually searched for this episode so for all I know it was a fever dream and that line really did just appear from out of the aether.

For the record I also remember Jaws' girlfriend had braces but I was smaller then and reality was a lot more malleable.

Edit: Season 3, episode 20

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Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug
I'm not a jazz head, but I've spent 20 years listening to The Birth Of Cool by MIles Davis. Except it's not called that, is it?

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Teach posted:

I'm not a jazz head, but I've spent 20 years listening to The Birth Of Cool by MIles Davis. Except it's not called that, is it?



this one I know, but as a result I always want to call the Digable Planets song "Rebirth of the Slick"

Kintamarama
Oct 3, 2013
I have a distinct memory of watching the Simpsons in the 90s, and Bart calls up Moe's and asks for a Homer Sexual. Homer hears that and says to himself, "Ooh, that might be me." It's seems I clearly dreamed this up out of thin air, but it feels as real as any other memory. The mind is a funny thing.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Kintamarama posted:

I have a distinct memory of watching the Simpsons in the 90s, and Bart calls up Moe's and asks for a Homer Sexual. Homer hears that and says to himself, "Ooh, that might be me." It's seems I clearly dreamed this up out of thin air, but it feels as real as any other memory. The mind is a funny thing.

He says "Don't look at me!", but there's other dialogue and sound overlapping so I could see how it could have been misheard.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Empty Sandwich posted:

this one I know, but as a result I always want to call the Digable Planets song "Rebirth of the Slick"

It's okay, you don't have to lie, we all know the real reason for the confusion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-5nist-qeQ&t=91s

Thoughtless
Feb 1, 2007


Doesn't think, just types.
I feel like the Berenstein bears thing makes perfect sense if you're ever learned any German. "Stein" would be the correct spelling, so seeing the weird Americanized "stain" one is pretty jarring, and your brain probably just ignores it unless you're actually paying close attention.

Bernstein meaning amber and all.

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Personally I always just chalked it up to pronunciation of the word itself affecting how people think it's spelled. From some real quick googling it seems the "-stain" is 'officially' pronounced just like the word "stain", but I doubt many people had heard the official pronunciation said out loud, so it became more like "steen" (a la mangosteen) which would be spelled "-stein". That plus many years of not having to think about the Berenstain Bears = remembering it being spelled the way you pronounced it as a kid, because the actual spelling didn't matter to you at the time.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

CJacobs posted:

It's okay, you don't have to lie, we all know the real reason for the confusion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-5nist-qeQ&t=91s

you may have a point.

speaking of that song, I swear I've seen it billed as "Return of the Mack (Yolanda Mae)" and thinking "how and why would the subtitle of the song be a mondegreen," but I can't find any evidence, so I'm either thinking of like a loving Napster upload title or I made it up.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Empty Sandwich posted:

you may have a point.

speaking of that song, I swear I've seen it billed as "Return of the Mack (Yolanda Mae)" and thinking "how and why would the subtitle of the song be a mondegreen," but I can't find any evidence, so I'm either thinking of like a loving Napster upload title or I made it up.

There are people that are still mistaken about stuff like that because of Napster even twenty years later. I really like They Might Be Giants and I can't tell you how many times I've had to tell someone that the song "88 Lines about 44 Women" is by the Nails, not TMBG. Same with "The Beer Song" by the Arrogant Worms.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Pope Corky the IX posted:

There are people that are still mistaken about stuff like that because of Napster even twenty years later. I really like They Might Be Giants and I can't tell you how many times I've had to tell someone that the song "88 Lines about 44 Women" is by the Nails, not TMBG. Same with "The Beer Song" by the Arrogant Worms.

"Gin and Juice" acoustic country cover by Phish (it is by the Gourds)

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Pope Corky the IX posted:

There are people that are still mistaken about stuff like that because of Napster even twenty years later. I really like They Might Be Giants and I can't tell you how many times I've had to tell someone that the song "88 Lines about 44 Women" is by the Nails, not TMBG. Same with "The Beer Song" by the Arrogant Worms.

I love that Weird Al song where he just lists the entire periodic table of elements.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Almost as good as the Tom Lehrer song where he lists all the Pokemon.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Pretty much any parody song was attributed to Weird Al on Napster, like that Twelve Pains of Christmas song.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I like the Barbie Girl parody he did entirely in Dutch

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

All parody songs are by Weird Al.
All whiny white-boy rap is an unreleased Eminem track.
All prank phone calls are by Howard Stern.
All rants are by George Carlin.
All porn clips are Britney Spears sex tapes.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
All emo rock is Linkin Park.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
I mean who among us hasn't downloaded a random file off of Limewire inexplicably titled "My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade Full [With Intro] [rePACK] [320k Quality] Explicit iDeepthroat Dolphin Girls 1 Cup.mp3.wav.exe.exe"

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
that Legend of Zelda song is not alas by System of a Down

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

CJacobs posted:

Personally I always just chalked it up to pronunciation of the word itself affecting how people think it's spelled. From some real quick googling it seems the "-stain" is 'officially' pronounced just like the word "stain", but I doubt many people had heard the official pronunciation said out loud, so it became more like "steen" (a la mangosteen) which would be spelled "-stein". That plus many years of not having to think about the Berenstain Bears = remembering it being spelled the way you pronounced it as a kid, because the actual spelling didn't matter to you at the time.

Also there were official misprints that have it the other way, so people can legit recall it as stein

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

I saw a picture on Tumblr of an old VHS cassette of a presumably cartoon adaptation which had -stain on the box, but -stein on the label on the cassette. I can see how people got confused.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Sweevo posted:

All parody songs are by Weird Al.
All whiny white-boy rap is an unreleased Eminem track.
All prank phone calls are by Howard Stern.
All rants are by George Carlin.
All porn clips are Britney Spears sex tapes.

You forgot Dr Demento!

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Disco Pope posted:

He says "Don't look at me!", but there's other dialogue and sound overlapping so I could see how it could have been misheard.

Syndication of shows like the Simpsons can also be a cause of people remembering things differently. They cut stuff out of the episodes to fit more commercials in.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Humphreys posted:

You forgot Dr Demento!

I'm getting on the road before he starts stinking up the airwaves.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.
As a kid in the 80ties I remember being shocked by a joke in a typical feel good comedy about somebody climbing the ladder to success, a bit like 'working girl' with Melanie whatshername.
The Melanie character had an Afro-american house cleaner and at some point she 'jokes' that they never should have gotten rid of slavery.
Now I just wonder if that happened at all, or if I just cut and pasted poo poo together in my brain, or maybe that there was something like that in a movie and they later edited that scene.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Disco Pope posted:

I joined the Mandela Effect Reddit at one point to read interesting common misconceptions and had to leave once I realised most people there seemed to believe the brain was some kind of video camera.

"The television screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore whatever appears on the television screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore television is reality, and reality is less than television."

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Sweevo posted:

All parody songs are by Weird Al.
All whiny white-boy rap is an unreleased Eminem track.
All prank phone calls are by Howard Stern.
All rants are by George Carlin.
All porn clips are Britney Spears sex tapes.

As a child listening to classic rock stations I assumed every British rock song from the 60s was by the Beatles.

Lava Lamp Goddess
Feb 19, 2007

I could have sworn the host of the Twilight Zone was Rod Sterling, not Rod Serling.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
Apparently I went to Baltimore some time within the past 10 years and forgot about it completely.

Also put me in the Berenstein camp.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

credburn posted:

I think also, that's where the out-tube is for your heart, so that's where you feel the "beat" even though that's not specifically where the heart is.

I could be wrong

I guess "I could be wrong" is the theme of this thread.

That's clearly the antithesis of this thread

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Beachcomber posted:

Apparently I went to Baltimore some time within the past 10 years and forgot about it completely.

How do you know? I'm envisioning that there's a Baltimore stamp in your passport.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CJacobs posted:

so it became more like "steen" (a la mangosteen) which would be spelled "-stein".

Stein isn't pronounced steen :argh:

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
I specifically remember loudly saying "STAN and JAN BerenSTAIN" when I was a small child, and forcing the rhyme

the moral is that I was an insufferable child

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Empty Sandwich posted:

I specifically remember loudly saying "STAN and JAN BerenSTAIN" when I was a small child, and forcing the rhyme

the moral is that I was an insufferable child

Nothing has changed.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Yoshi Wins posted:

How do you know? I'm envisioning that there's a Baltimore stamp in your passport.

My mom convinced me and my wife has vague memories.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

zedprime posted:

You can probably find someone saying exactly "film at 11" in a news sign off or evening bumper but its probably pedants going "noone ever really said it lol!"

In markets with evening and nightly news you'd sign off the evening news (and it'd often get recycled as the evening's bumper) with "did you know about *investigative story XYZ*? Find out more at 10. Then stay tuned for the movie at 11: Ferris Bueller's Day Off"


nah

"Film at 11" is from when news was actually shot on film. If you had some news that had been shot in the last few hours there hadn't been time to process it and get it ready for TV so they would say 'film at 11' it meant "holy poo poo janet jackson showed her nip and JT pleads ignorance but I can't show you till 11 when the film is developed"

there's even a wikipedia page about it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Film_at_11

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git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

Kintamarama posted:

I have a distinct memory of watching the Simpsons in the 90s, and Bart calls up Moe's and asks for a Homer Sexual. Homer hears that and says to himself, "Ooh, that might be me." It's seems I clearly dreamed this up out of thin air, but it feels as real as any other memory. The mind is a funny thing.

literally first result for "homer sexual"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfA66yO0ub8

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

*thinks about something for 8 seconds, does not engage even momentarily with the external world to validate/disprove belief*

well I guess we are living in an alternatie timeline. gee shucks it really is the matrix

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Yes obviously most of these are bullshit, but the fact that she had braces was the whole point of that scene in Moonraker. That's what they bonded over! He smiles at her and the sun glints off his metal teeth, then she smiles back and the sun glints off her braces. What the gently caress is this poo poo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL3RnXY2FYA

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