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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Probably should take me off the CLP list (for Stroud) since I Dramatically Quit the Labour Party a few months back.

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Guavanaut posted:

That's what they want you to believe. :tinfoil:

If "climate change denier anti-vaxxer Piers Corbyn arrested at lizard people protest" didn't exist, they'd have to create him.

There's also the never-ending stable of Sex Dwarf doppelgangers

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/MattChorley/status/1300743736838762496?s=20

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


forkboy84 posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2020/sep/02/uk-house-prices-hit-record-high-after-easing-of-covid-lockdown

I'd quote the article but phone posting. How the gently caress is the housing bubble expanding in a pandemic?

Poshos fleeing London because they can now WFH and buying places in the country that have been vacated by olds dying of Covid.

Also there was a month or two where nobody was viewing/buying houses and that's since been released so we're getting extra business done now.

It's loving dumb as poo poo though.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


feedmegin posted:

Why does he only have, like, five chips

6 chip twat, see previous page for details.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Apologies for posting my own tweet but lol

https://twitter.com/RhonddaBryant/status/1301786297099485184
https://twitter.com/RhonddaBryant/status/1301792727848423424?s=20

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



Yeah... reinforcing that I made exactly the right decision to not fund these twats any more.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Some very normal work texts that you'd send to your boss with absolutely no repercussions.

https://twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrund/status/1301810193366384640

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Who the gently caress are all these people sitting around on gofundme waiting to shovel cash at these rando dickheads?

It boggles the mind.

I have the same attitude towards a lot of the internet these days tbh.

Must be getting old.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


My tried and tested hangover cure is staying in bed until about 6pm by which time you're probably ok. Drink some flat coke to maintain hydration. (Open a bottle the night before)

Could never stomach a big fry-up on a hungover gut.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


SpaceCommie posted:

Zarah said she would celebrate the death of Blair and Bush but has subsequently retracted those statements which is a shame.

Other than that she's ace.

Probably too soon to push for her as leader, though. No idea who I'd want out of the current SCG to be honest. Clive Lewis, maybe.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/RidgeOnSunday/status/1302515137203634176

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Do the needful so we get another fun twitter poll victory acceptance messsage from the Jam Man.

https://twitter.com/WorldCup_of_MPs/status/1303630518756544512?s=20

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


stev posted:

Lmao Nandy is leading that one now.

Not any more

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

He can only come out under a full moon

E: sorry, a half moon. Aka the centrist moon.

But there are two of those per month!

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Gonna use the Internal Market Bill to meet socially in a group of 7 or more.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


CancerCakes posted:

Starmer and labour frantically triangulating to fight against Boris at the next election, just to be swept by Rishi Sunak who has a better haircut is pretty much unavoidable.

Absolutely. Boris was strong against Corbyn because Brexit and associated tub-thumping patriotism were his biggest weaknesses in the eyes of key voters (alongside media representation which BozzaLegernd was always going to win at)

Starmer, for all his faults, provides a challenge that Johnson isn't at all well-equipped to deal with, so it makes all the sense in the world for the Tories to swap out their 'mon to have an advantage again. It's only a question of who and when.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


OwlFancier posted:

It is still bizzare to me that JRM apparently is on a one man mission to populate the entirety of the home counties with his progeny.

Somerset is not in the Home Counties

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Also Birmingham is locked down (from Tuesday(apart from schools/work/etc.))

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-54117532

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


I can't believe App Mancock of all people hasn't been able to get a technological solution developed in good time.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1305486443876413440?s=20

Following the science!

e: vv gotta be quicker on the trigger than that, old boy!

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Tories: GET BREXIT DONE

Labour: GET the BREXIT deal DONE

https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1306164694210826241

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


OwlFancier posted:

I continually enjoy that keir starmer is apparently not even a consideration in these polls, being apparently less popular than failed deputy candidates.

He went out in an earlier round. Not sure which.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



What the gently caress? Seems to be in the grab and go bit as well. Meal deal? Sandwich, bag of crisps and 30 wet eggs, please.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Apropos nothing:

if you are engaged in working from home and have an accident in your home (say trip over the power cord of your laptop while fetching a file or something), who do you claim against? Employer's insurance or your personal insurance?

Personal home insurance, probably. Which is why in the Before Times you could get a "WFH allowance" which subsidised heat/light/internet's which you otherwise wouldn't be using, but I expect could be argued to cover that sort of thing too, maybe.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


kingturnip posted:

Imagine having no money, being at the point where you're going hungry at mealtimes to make sure that your children are fed.
Feeling as if you've failed them, that you're a burden to society, that you're a failure.






And then you walk into the Food Bank and see Pigfucker Cameron standing there ready to "help" you.

I would smash his pink face in with a tin of custard.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Really excited for Kieth to stumble into a minority government propped up by the SNP who promptly declare independence and sail Scotland off into the North Sea and moor it off the Norwegian coast.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Jose posted:

Labours new slogan is: A New Leadership

A New Labour poo poo

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Christ. Super glad we didn't buy a flat a couple of years ago and kept looking until we could afford a tiny Victorian terrace instead.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.ft.com/content/f0b6022c-8974-4052-8b6c-595fbb9f2b89

gently caress the Labour Party imo

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



My favourite part is including Diane Abbott in the "former leadership" picture purely to induce extra rage in the usual swarm of cunts.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/Jamin2g/status/1307603369780015104

Please Boris say what you're going to do so that I can support it, love from Kier.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Bobby Deluxe posted:

Something something learn to code.

I call app Britain!

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


kecske posted:

'a new leadership' lol is that really the slogan. Might as well own it and have gone with NO JEREMIES CLUB

We can have one, then.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/WorldCup_of_MPs/status/1307952754443333633

Anyone But Corbyn movement out in force.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrund/status/1308474659239854083?s=19

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Nothingtoseehere posted:

still waiting to your path to socialism through not voting Labour

1. Starmer loses next election
2. Elect a left wing leader
3. ???
4. Profit

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Grey Hunter posted:

Now here is something subtle but interesting. Here is the I's picture of Bojo.



And here is the Expresses.



Notice the difference?

They've photoshoped the Union Jack into a English flag, because the Jack is not patriotic enough for them.

They didn't, but the Express version of Johnson has a stronger gammon tint than the i version, presumably to cater to their readership's own profile.

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Tarnop posted:

None of which is what you said in your original post

The least bad Brexit position for Labour was probably the initial one where they accepted the result and pressured the Tories to do it in a way that wasn't utter poo poo. Democratic result, regardless of whether or not we particularly like it, trying to reverse it sets a dangerous precedent, etc. Labour Remainers weren't going to leave the party in serious numbers because leftism is more of a draw than Brexit for the majority of them, and nobody else came close to Labour's other policies for the stereotypical young urban Remain crowd. Leavers were always more volatile.

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