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When right-wingers complain about comedy being left-wing they usually mean "not openly bigoted" imo but in this context it might instead mean "mildly critical of the status quo", which I think is actually all of it apart from the openly bigot stuff anyway?
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Guavanaut posted:The bigot stuff is also critical of the status quo, but it's critical of things like Black people existing.  Also puns are fine I guess, so we could get a Milton Jones/Guavanaut double act on a Friday night? Jaeluni Asjil posted:The only comedy show I watch quite often is Dave Gorman Modern Life.
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DesperateDan posted:The order of which is up for debate but I feel it's a solid plan none the less
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e: ^^^ the new Director General that this comes from is a political appointment by and loyal to the Tory party, I think he's a former PPC or something, if that sheds any light on it Independent Premium, natch, you've got to pay extra for quality content like "I am literally completely unaware that there are loving tonnes of vastly superior independent sandwich joints in p much every town capable of supporting a Pret" Borrovan fucked around with this message at 12:53 on Sep 1, 2020 |
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Skeletome posted:Crank one out, surely. You don't "crack" out a wank like your penis is a christmas cracker or a fortune cookie (i hope) 
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Sep 1, 2020 16:55
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You need a special army driving licence, I once worked for a guy who did the tests, he used to laugh about teargassing people during their tests Idk if it was true or not but charming guy nonetheless
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I'm not big on telling people to gently caress off on the internet because honestly it's kind of a hassle, but it seems like a bit of a dick move to just leave it to Miftan gently caress off Breath Ray
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Vitamin P posted:That passes the smell test, what's your point?
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Sep 1, 2020 23:28
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forkboy84 posted:loving soft ball delivery, "I know you're a compassionate person" & she still loving comes off like a monster.  " 
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thespaceinvader posted:We certainly call him Carl of Swindon but IIRC he ran for parliament in cornwall or somewhere. Also, grifters tend to just stand wherever, regardless of any actual connection (anyone remember that Nutall interview?)
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Sep 2, 2020 13:11
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Old timey binmen did have some p natty outfits tbf
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Dead Goon posted:I applied to do a Batchelors at the OU and applied for finance. Just need to find my bloody birth certificate!
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Cerv posted:why do you think this is some great gotcha? e: what I'm saying is that there's a huge difference between reporting "so-and-so said antisemitic thing, how awful" & "here's our cool & good interview with so-and-so". If the editor did the latter when they're now saying it should have been the former, they are admitting that they consider their own work antisemitic & should resign Borrovan fucked around with this message at 09:06 on Sep 4, 2020 |
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jfc https://twitter.com/RhonddaBryant/status/1301793687555407878 "nuh uh  "
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TACD posted:I bet people would legitimately pay a disgusting amount of money for a Starbucks Extra subscription which gets you access to the seasonal flavour lattes a week earlier e: those suffragette cartoons are wicked btw, thanks HDS 
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Sep 4, 2020 12:43
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People in the comments pointing out that the place was spotless before "someone" broke a bunch of poo poo
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Oh dear me posted:Nugget was the normal pronunciation at my primary schools tbh, I learned to keep my ladida noogah thoughts to myself.  noogat (how it's spelled, basically)
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My controversial opinion is that hangovers are fine, embrace them. Spend an entire day in bed, have hamburgers for breakfast and milkshakes for lunch, watch embarrassingly poo poo TV, drink like 2 litres of fruit juice all in one, just completely lap up feeling really sorry for yourself & take it for all it's worth. Self care is praxis, & a hangover is as good an excuse as any. (yes, I am in my mid 30s and know what a real hangover feels like, just lean into it, it's fine (I tell myself, burgerkingandyoutubeinbedishly))
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e: ^^^a colleague in my old office had a couple of cases involving "theft" of pets, iirc, pets are essentially chattels like any other & can be "stolen", but basically they have about zero chance of enforcing that even without the chip (& with throwing a bunch of money at it), so yeah you're p much safe imo. Sorry to hear you went through that, must have been stressful. Well done though, keeping kitty safe & loved is all that really matters here All today's hangover talk inspired me to make a prairie oyster to get back in the game in time for d&d. Would very strongly not recommend, and then even more strongly recommend immediately after Stir the brandy until ice cold & use extra hot sauce imo. poo poo works Borrovan fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Sep 5, 2020 |
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Lungboy posted:cats are essentially considered wild and don't belong to anyone e: also, wild animals generally belong to the landowner
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Not a barrister by any stretch! I teach at a law school & used to work at a law firm is all Still think you're safe though, apparently my old department had a fair few "pet theft" cases over the years in addition to the ones I saw, and none of them came to anything Mebh posted:You are entirely in the right Camrath. Stand your ground and loom.
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Sorry to hear that mate. Hope you've got a good support network over there. & in case you need reminding, it is always okay to feel sad, your feelings are valid, and it is important that you take care of yourself. Easy to forget that when you're too busy worrying about others.
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Sep 5, 2020 17:53
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The sandwiches aren't sold to each other, it's yet more wealth extraction from the worker, the only places that can afford premises where a bunch of large offices are are overpriced poor quality chains like loving Pret Want money? Go to work. Wanna go to work? loving pay It baffles me that the political media class think that "won't somebody think of the price gougers" is the way to get people back into the office/prop up the real estate market, the food's much better at home frankly
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Lady Demelza posted:That, and the Spectator apparently got 550 more subscriptions out of the spat. They could end hunger
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Sep 6, 2020 15:05
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I have personal beef with co-op because both of the convenient shops between work & home are co-ops, sometimes you're working late & just want to grab something easy to bung in the oven, but both of them stock the exact same stuff day in day out & none of it is much good for that Quite like the vegan pizza but you get bored of it pretty quick
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Sep 6, 2020 15:07
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Jose posted:Just witnessed someone be delivered a pint of Guinness and blackcurrant at the pub I was just at and what the gently caress An Irish bartender told me
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Sep 6, 2020 15:59
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I know that (according to bartenders) there's apparently some thing where they're not allowed to serve more than a certain amount of alcohol in a single glass, unless it's a cocktail, so maybe there is some special licensing thing? That's how I came to invent my signature cocktail, the Irish Scotch. It's a double scotch with another double scotch mixed in
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Sep 6, 2020 19:51
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Every pub in Germany has some locally produced jager-alike that they'll break out if you ask them for some decent shots, ice cold, no loving red bull, way nicer than the real thing But I've said it before, there is no bad alcohol, only less good. I miss tesco value "scottish style" bag whisky e: 27 is significantly less than the number of drinks I've had this weekend, you guys need to stop enabling me
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Sep 6, 2020 20:54
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Jedit posted:White Lightning. Just less good than the grown-up poo poo
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peanut- posted:Serious question, do other countries actually follow the state aid rules at all? That being so, there's probably a bunch of case law on exactly how far countries can get away with pushing it, and (as ever) it's probably occasionally more profitable to just break the law & pay the fines, but yeah countries do follow the rules for the most part Apart from France
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Angepain posted:Please do not do any Confederate States of America, in a small field or otherwise e: the one that starts with "child"
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Personal favourite avocado toast is with finely diced onion & cherry toms & a shitload of lime juice & salt & pepper, on thick-cut farmhouse toast, topped with smoked salmon & a poached egg Yes I like to eat the bougie food items, no I will not apologise
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happyhippy posted:Are we now listing food that will have to be smuggled into the UK next year?
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Jose posted:The last Labour government... (1) See also, domestic law; and, (2) The usual game is just to claim you're not breaking it & hope nobody cares enough to kick up a fuss, you don't just say "lol I'm breaking this law" jfc
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I think the journos believe that it is in fact us who are being childish for thinking that it might be possible to hold power to account without basically doing whatever it wants. You've got to play the game, you see. They're also kind of right, in a way, that to get access to good (powerful) sources you kind of need to play ball with them, but fail to consider that if you're doing that you aren't actually holding them to account
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wondering if he'd actually fare better on the campaign trail hooked up to a ventilator in an ICU/slowly decomposing in a mortuary e: new covid policy, 10,000 souls a day must be sacrificed so that he may never truly die
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Oct 2, 2020 10:47
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I've still got this tab open from the last time someone asked, haven't got round to buying it yet but it sounds pretty good
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goddamnedtwisto posted:From "New Rose" being released
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big scary monsters posted:Just nipping down to the chippie for a jelly supper, anyone want anything? Jellyfish tastes p much exactly like you'd imagine, not great but the texture works well in the right salad
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