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Now that Bowsette is officially over, where will you be sending your horny energy?
This poll is closed.
Melinda Rust (née Megamelons) 13 5.86%
Twitch streamers 9 4.05%
VTube animes 27 12.16%
Any of the other –ette monstrosities 10 4.50%
[Lie] I don’t get horny. 54 24.32%
Other (Bowsette) 93 41.89%
Now that I'm an IK, I can make my own option 13 5.86%
David Crossup 1 0.45%
Bob PSPGodenkirk 2 0.90%
Total: 222 votes
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Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CFvH559q7uS/

Awaiting David Cage to follow this same type of defense for the accusations previously made against him by posting a faux interview between himself and Connor Cyberlife.

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stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Viewtiful Jew posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CFvH559q7uS/

Awaiting David Cage to follow this same type of defense for the accusations previously made against him by posting a faux interview between himself and Connor Cyberlife.

Is that his real account? Holy gently caress what a piece of a poo poo.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
That is, uh, not helping

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Michel Incel imo

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
Just want to acknowledge the Nineteen Eighty-Four references on the last page, good poo poo, sorry I was too drunk to contribute.

Edit: on Victory Gin hahaha there I go I did it

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester


:chloe:

Weedle
May 31, 2006




how much jade porn do you think monsieur ancel has drawn personally. and how nasty is it

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Lol the Spider-man PS5 game is remaking the model to look like Tom Holland. loving gross.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I am completely unable to give a poo poo about Spider-man looking more like Tom Holland and everyone of the millions of you buying the game won't either

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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RBA Starblade posted:

No stop you'll make politics even worse

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Help Im Alive posted:

Michel Incel imo

I thought the claims against Ancel were strictly workplace dictator-type stuff

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

Barudak posted:

I am completely unable to give a poo poo about Spider-man looking more like Tom Holland and everyone of the millions of you buying the game won't either

it looks weird and I don't like it

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Why does Miles Morales look like Tom Holland :confused:

Barudak
May 7, 2007

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Why does Miles Morales look like Tom Holland :confused:

Pyrotechnics accident

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Why does Miles Morales look like Tom Holland :confused:

vitiligo

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Weedle posted:

how much jade porn do you think monsieur ancel has drawn personally. and how nasty is it
france also gave us totally spies, so i guess just pick a random episode and that's the fetish he has

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

The 7th Guest posted:

france also gave us totally spies, so i guess just pick a random episode and that's the fetish he has

Extremely bad laser physics?

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

The 7th Guest posted:

france also gave us totally spies, so i guess just pick a random episode and that's the fetish he has

Women growing giant heads and using them to float away like balloons got it

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Why does Miles Morales look like Tom Holland :confused:

The new spiderman ps5 game doesn't have you play as Miles Morales for most of the game. You're Peter Parker still, so it makes sense its Tom Holland.

Its still the same game from PS4 with the same content. The Miles Morales part is an expansion chapter where you play as Miles. So you won't look like Tom for that part.

Just swapping in Miles character into Peter's story wouldn't make sense.

Hopefully Spiderman 2 focuses on Miles from the get-go. Although that said, I really like Tom Holland and think he's easily the best Spiderman live actor yet.

Zaphod42 fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Sep 30, 2020

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Although seeing it, my first thought is not "that is definitely Tom Holland!" he's just... a different looking white guy

al-azad
May 28, 2009



I think the general issue is that Peter in the game is written old but he's still super young. He had a relationship with MJ, lost Harry, took out Kingpin, and established a name for himself. Yet despite living a life that's closer to Peter B. Parker Spider-Dad, he's only 23, younger than Tom Holland and looking far more beat up than he actually is because he's been doing this since like 16?

Basically Peter Parker is the brooding anime side character, veteran of 1,000 wars and leader of the king's greatest army, the youngest master swordsman at the ripe old age of 24.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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The gently caress are we doing with a "Remaster" of a two year old game

Edit: I guess TLOU had an immediate remaster too but they didn't significantly change any of the assets did they?

Back Alley Borks
Oct 22, 2017

Awoo.


Zaphod42 posted:

Its still the same game from PS4 with the same content. The Miles Morales part is an expansion chapter where you play as Miles. So you won't look like Tom for that part.

For some reason I had thought it was a standalone title with a $30-$40 price tag or something. A single chapter is... a bit disappointing, but I'll still play it.

It doesn't sound like the chapter's releasing on PS4, though? If not, then I'll have to wait a couple years before playing it. Not jumping on a PS5 for a while.

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
I don't like Tom Holland, his face bothers me

Chev
Jul 19, 2010
Switchblade Switcharoo

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The gently caress are we doing with a "Remaster" of a two year old game
See, somewhere along the way they figured out people would buy it again.

The Dark Souls of Posters
Nov 4, 2011

Just Post, Kupo

Codeacious posted:

For some reason I had thought it was a standalone title with a $30-$40 price tag or something. A single chapter is... a bit disappointing, but I'll still play it.

It doesn't sound like the chapter's releasing on PS4, though? If not, then I'll have to wait a couple years before playing it. Not jumping on a PS5 for a while.

The Miles Morales stuff was confirmed for PS4, I believe.

https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP9000-CUSA17722_00-MARVELSSMMORALES

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The gently caress are we doing with a "Remaster" of a two year old game

Its a port, games journalists are just really dumb.

Codeacious posted:

For some reason I had thought it was a standalone title with a $30-$40 price tag or something. A single chapter is... a bit disappointing, but I'll still play it.

It doesn't sound like the chapter's releasing on PS4, though? If not, then I'll have to wait a couple years before playing it. Not jumping on a PS5 for a while.

They're porting it to PS4 as a standalone chapter, but its also launching as part of the PS5 re-release. Yeah, its kinda confusing.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

al-azad posted:

I think the general issue is that Peter in the game is written old but he's still super young. He had a relationship with MJ, lost Harry, took out Kingpin, and established a name for himself. Yet despite living a life that's closer to Peter B. Parker Spider-Dad, he's only 23, younger than Tom Holland and looking far more beat up than he actually is because he's been doing this since like 16?

Basically Peter Parker is the brooding anime side character, veteran of 1,000 wars and leader of the king's greatest army, the youngest master swordsman at the ripe old age of 24.

To be fair, Holland plays a high school student even though he's 24. Its all wonky :shrug:


$50 for the PS4 version? Holy poo poo that's greedy.

It better be a pretty big loving expansion pack for that cost. Based on the marketing talking about it as just an add-on I didn't think it would cost more than $20.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I think Miles is more than just a chapter and it's that the remaster is included with Miles, not that Miles is included with the remaster. Miles' stuff is the feature presentation, the upgraded original is a bonus.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Zaphod42 posted:

Its a port, games journalists are just really dumb.

Like the image above shows that they went back and edited major assets though?

When I think of "port" I think of "this is basically the same game refactored for a different platform"

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Zaphod42 posted:

To be fair, Holland plays a high school student even though he's 24. Its all wonky :shrug:


$50 for the PS4 version? Holy poo poo that's greedy.

It better be a pretty big loving expansion pack for that cost. Based on the marketing talking about it as just an add-on I didn't think it would cost more than $20.

It’s $50 for PS4 and PS5, if you get it on PS4 then the upgrade’s free.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



It's wild that video games can't keep their messaging straight, like why would you want to confuse your audience?

I thought it was a Last Light/Lost Legacy style standalone campaign but apparently it's that plus a remaster of the 2018 game with RTX features and poo poo if you get it on PS5?

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
clear marketing leads to clear decision making by the consumer and that's not what you want

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Like the image above shows that they went back and edited major assets though?

When I think of "port" I think of "this is basically the same game refactored for a different platform"

Tomato/tomato. They are doing some upgrades to take advantage of PS5, but that's also pretty typical of ports? Like consider RE4 being ported to PS2 and Xbox and stuff, usually you add a few graphical tweaks. Its not unheard of.

As with all things in life, nothing is binary black/white but really its like a continuum of "straight minimum effort port"--------------------"complete generational graphical overhaul" and this is somewhere in the middle, yeah.

Dewgy posted:

It’s $50 for PS4 and PS5, if you get it on PS4 then the upgrade’s free.

That's pretty wild, but I guess if its a huge expansion it could be worth it?

How much was Infamous First Light on release? I thought it was cheaper. Still seems pretty greedy here, asking $60-70 for a PS4 port on PS5 plus another $50 for the expansion. So, $120 for the full PS5 digital release? Yowch.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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al-azad posted:

It's wild that video games can't keep their messaging straight, like why would you want to confuse your audience?

I thought it was a Last Light/Lost Legacy style standalone campaign but apparently it's that plus a remaster of the 2018 game with RTX features and poo poo if you get it on PS5?

I heard the phrase "Spider-Man Miles Morales" 50 times in 4 minutes and walked away with less understanding about the situation here lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaYvHqoqRbU&t=4102s

The Dark Souls of Posters
Nov 4, 2011

Just Post, Kupo
I'm more confused then I was when I posted the link to the PSN store

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I heard the phrase "Spider-Man Miles Morales" 50 times in 4 minutes and walked away with less understanding about the situation here lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaYvHqoqRbU&t=4102s

Hahahaha PS4 version of Spider-man is backwards compatible with PS5 but you can also buy the PS5 version but Miles Morales is on the PS4 version but then you get the PS5 Miles Morales but not PS5 spiderman

Relax Or DIE posted:

clear marketing leads to clear decision making by the consumer and that's not what you want

Somebody post that one Assassin's Creed chart with the 20 different versions

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

One day I'll get to play Spader-man

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

al-azad posted:

It's wild that video games can't keep their messaging straight, like why would you want to confuse your audience?

I thought it was a Last Light/Lost Legacy style standalone campaign but apparently it's that plus a remaster of the 2018 game with RTX features and poo poo if you get it on PS5?

just wait until you see the Xbox One S and Xbox Series S versions

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The Dark Souls of Posters
Nov 4, 2011

Just Post, Kupo

RBA Starblade posted:

One day I'll get to play Spader-man

James Spader would have been an interesting choice for Spider-Man.

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