NFL Week 1 N/V: Jadeveon Clowney Steaks

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 09:11

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# ? May 4, 2024 23:36

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

this shouldn't be happening, mate

# ? Sep 1, 2020 09:14

Vando: Oct 26, 2007; stoats about

week 0 n/v

# ? Sep 1, 2020 09:24

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Vando posted:

week 0 n/v

# ? Sep 1, 2020 09:26

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Have we started a deadpool on when the season is canceled yet? Put me down for Monday of week 4.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 09:28

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Cavauro posted:

this shouldn't be happening, mate

# ? Sep 1, 2020 09:28

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Oh wait Football is happening? What? Whered the oh I see

# ? Sep 1, 2020 10:50

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

Seeing FOOTBALL TEAM will never not make me smile. It's just slightly surreal and they should be made to keep it. Also happy when GB are an early kickoff because it means I can watch without staying up too late.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 11:48

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Athanatos can rename the thread to whatever, it's all good with me.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 12:11

Hizawk: Jun 18, 2004; High on the Lions.

forkboy84 posted:

Seeing FOOTBALL TEAM will never not make me smile. It's just slightly surreal and they should be made to keep it. Also happy when GB are an early kickoff because it means I can watch without staying up too late.

I love the big, uncropped block for the logo in the OP schedule.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 12:17

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Oh look Monday Night is a double header of games I would be embarrassed to tell people I watched.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 12:34

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

This is easily the least hype I've ever been for the season to begin. Not just me, the country too. There's barely any football content on the Internet. The new Madden is atrociously bad even for that series' standard. There's no anticipation. Weird poo poo is happening. Brady is a Buc. Philip is a Colt. Cam is a Patriot. The season probably ends partway through. It's all weird and surreal, like a half-awake dream.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 12:39

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Once it starts it won't stop unless someone dies. They'll follow MLB's "example" and tough their way through it with whatever rescheduling and Thursday games they need to do

# ? Sep 1, 2020 12:43

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Teams clamping down on sports journalists has done a lot of damage to building hype and anticipation I think. I barely know what's happening with rosters. Is Cam going to get the starting job or get cut? Who knows!!!

# ? Sep 1, 2020 12:46

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Barudak posted:

Oh look Monday Night is a double header of games I would be embarrassed to tell people I watched.

see you in the gdt

# ? Sep 1, 2020 12:47

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Ehud posted:

see you in the gdt

Lemme find my punchcard

# ? Sep 1, 2020 12:52

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Who does Cam play for these days?

# ? Sep 1, 2020 13:08

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

Looking forward to the week 1 tilt between the Eagles and FOOTBALL TEAM

# ? Sep 1, 2020 13:39

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

It doesn't feel like football.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 13:42

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

I am very surprised this is actually happening and there is no way this lasts to week 4.

That being said I am absolutely watching every single game I can. Because I am an addict and I need my fix.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 13:48

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

If Dan Snyder was smart* he'd demand his teams be in all capital letters, so it would always read FOOTBALL TEAM on the scoresheet.

Skwirl posted:

Have we started a deadpool on when the season is canceled yet? Put me down for Monday of week 4.

My money's on week 3.

*

The Arrested Development Narrator posted:

He's not.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 14:04

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Barudak posted:

Oh look Monday Night is a double header of games I would be embarrassed to tell people I watched.

Titans/Broncos should be fun to see if Lock is legit, the Jurrell Casey revenge game, and of course Derrick Henry.

Steelers/Giants will be the coaching debut of Joe Judge, should be a fun trainwreck and the rare time I root for the Steelers to curb stomp a team.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 14:05

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

I hope the commentators read it in a dead pan voice like it's been dubbed in.

Like the generic wrestler names on the old WWE games.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 14:26

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006; The Suffering of the Succotash.

Cavauro posted:

this shouldn't be happening, mate

I'll be doing my part for sanity and responsibility.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 15:01

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I can�t believe we�re really doing this.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 15:13

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Jesus it's September already and there's going to be... football?

# ? Sep 1, 2020 15:24

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I can�t believe we�re really doing this.

I can, I just also believe it's going to crash and burn.

I've been mostly checked out this offseason, and don't see that changing much, but yeah, I'll watch some games and see how that goes.

Anyway, Robert Mays's new podcast has started, and so far has previewed the NFC North and AFC East.

https://twitter.com/robertmays/status/1300777391296516097

# ? Sep 1, 2020 15:43

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

We deserve what we get.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 15:56

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Hey guys what's up

# ? Sep 1, 2020 16:00

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

FOOTBALL TEAM on the schedule rules because it looks like old videogames where they couldn't get the license to teams' names and had to put in whatever

# ? Sep 1, 2020 16:01

Magnetic North: Dec 15, 2008; Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

So.... like, is it moral to watch?

Oh wait, it was never moral to watch.

Carry on then.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 16:03

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

America is a post morality society now

# ? Sep 1, 2020 16:09

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

I will be grateful for any and all football that we get.

I have no idea how long the season will last, but one solid NFL Sunday would be very nice right now

AndrewP fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Sep 1, 2020

# ? Sep 1, 2020 16:12

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Does the NFL have any sort of guillotine clause about what constitutes a completed season of they have to abandon it? I can imagine a massive omnishambles if its week 4 ish.

# ? Sep 1, 2020 16:25