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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



New Season, New Thread.

Always save big money.


Paint Crop Pro fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Feb 24, 2021

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Mitch Trubisky revenge tour starts now

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Save Big Money At Menards

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
New and interesting ways for the Lions to obtain another top 5 draft pick!

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

GNU Order posted:

Save Big Money At Menards

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Gonz posted:

New and interesting ways for the Lions to obtain another top 5 draft pick!

If there’s a random lottery for draft order due to a Covid season, does it count as a winning season if they win a top 5 pick?

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

GNU Order posted:

Save Big Money At Menards

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
I was a Fleet Farm guy.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/by_JBH/status/1300888532559355904

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



soggybagel posted:

I was a Fleet Farm guy.

Mods?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

He found value, cant shame that.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
this OP is woefully and shamefully deficient, much like the NFC North

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
also I've never been to a menards or seen one of their commercials, so I'm of the firm belief you're all fuckin' nuts

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

You got a problem with 'THE MANS MALL?'

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

Fleet Farm used to give kids unlimited free chocolate milk when I was little so I side with them

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


When will Matt Patricia be fired?

a) before or during Week 5, the Lions' bye week
b) after Week 5 but before the end of the season
c) after the end of the season
d) Patricia will die of COVID-19 before being fired
e) he will be extended after a strong performance in the 2020 season
f) he will be extended due to the incompetence of Lions ownership

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Fat Matt will be fired.....into a brick wall.

Via trebuchet. The trebuchet will need to be reinforced beforehand to handle his immense size.

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!

tinstaach posted:

When will Matt Patricia be fired?

a) before or during Week 5, the Lions' bye week
b) after Week 5 but before the end of the season
c) after the end of the season
d) Patricia will die of COVID-19 before being fired
e) he will be extended after a strong performance in the 2020 season
f) he will be extended due to the incompetence of Lions ownership

d/f combo, he will be extended after dying of Covid

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

Not a terrible deal. Now time to lock up Golladay.

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

Acebuckeye13 posted:

also I've never been to a menards or seen one of their commercials, so I'm of the firm belief you're all fuckin' nuts

Be happy you dont have that brainworm of a jingle stuck in your head. Everytime one of these bastards posts "save big money" it plays in my head just the way i remember it. "Save big money at Menards" blaring through the tv because menards jacked up the volume for their commercial. Easily the loudest commercial in chicago.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Styles Bitchley posted:

Not a terrible deal. Now time to lock up Golladay.

I'm torn on this, because Stafford and Golladay are the only two Lions left who I enjoy watching, and if they can find their way off this team in the next year or two maybe I can free myself from this hell

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


ZombieCrew posted:

Be happy you dont have that brainworm of a jingle stuck in your head. Everytime one of these bastards posts "save big money" it plays in my head just the way i remember it. "Save big money at Menards" blaring through the tv because menards jacked up the volume for their commercial. Easily the loudest commercial in chicago.

also their mascot was an old man who screamed at you

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

My brother stole several thousand dollars while working for Menards. So he did indeed save big money.

grill youre saelf
Jan 22, 2006

Norse Code posted:

Fleet Farm used to give kids unlimited free chocolate milk when I was little so I side with them

They still give little bags of free popcorn if you get gas. My kids love it

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
1-8-7-7

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


matt nagy announcing that mitch has won the starting job

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Athanatos posted:

He found value, cant shame that.

That’s Blain’s Farm and Fleet

This sick bastard is talking about Mill’s Fleet Farm :barf:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You save big money
you save big money
when you SHOP menards!



And it's ALWAYS Fleet Farm. "If they don't got it, you don't need it. Fleet Farm." Ain't no Farm and Fleet I ever heard of. Go Pack.

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011

Big Beef City posted:

And it's ALWAYS Fleet Farm. "If they don't got it, you don't need it. Fleet Farm." Ain't no Farm and Fleet I ever heard of. Go Pack.

The heck is this garbage? Smh at not Finding Value. You're probably not even Saving Big Money either.



So do the Bears have a starting qb yet?

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Acebuckeye13 posted:

this OP is woefully and shamefully deficient, much like the NFC North

Our message is simple and direct.

I hate every team in this division but am going to save big money at Menards.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Acebuckeye13 posted:

also I've never been to a menards or seen one of their commercials, so I'm of the firm belief you're all fuckin' nuts

How in the gently caress.......

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

You know how people loved to say that Mitch Can't Throw Left?



Well guess what, he took that feedback, went into the lab, and learned.



He learned how to throw left. Unfortunately, in the process he forgot how to throw right.

widefault
Mar 16, 2009
I work for a company that does business with Menards, and when we used to get faxed requests from the stores the sheets had a caricature of Ray Szmanda on them, like this one.



Terrifying.

And Fleet Farm is superior because you can get 50 pounds of dog food, tires for the tractor, a Carhart jacket, furniture, lumber, a storage shed, 5 gallon bucket of oil, giant bags of candy and chocolate, beer, and a frozen pizza in one stop.

Hand Row
May 28, 2001
Farm and Fleet has the best value on nuts, no joke

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




A 2020 thread?! Why?!

There ain’t gonna be no 2020 season!

Also, Fat Matt’s gonna be back in 2021 as a mulligan for this, the COVID season. BOOK IT!*



*not a toxx

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Hand Row posted:

Farm and Fleet has the best value on nuts, no joke

Your dad had the best value on nuts, no joke

Hand Row
May 28, 2001

LabyaMynora posted:

Your dad had the best value on nuts, no joke

However your dads nuts are in fact a joke

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

R.D. Mangles posted:

matt nagy announcing that mitch has won the starting job


This whole menards derail is really cracking me up.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
Home Depot > Menards. Come at me.

Also Trubs will go 1-5 this season.

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Bird in a Blender posted:

My brother stole several thousand dollars while working for Menards. So he did indeed save big money.

Menards is notorious for labor abuse in the name of being cheap, so your brother is a hero.

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