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Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?
I drink a lot of coffee everyday. Caffeine has a reduced effect on me. Maybe it's the same with him.

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Rodgers I’m sure Love could feel you thinking about him

ixnay
Jun 11, 2002

rainbow dash why are you making such a cool face?!
https://twitter.com/seifertespn/status/1423334082151428096?s=21 lol

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
Turns out Kirk is as smart as he is a good quarterback.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
https://twitter.com/ArifHasanNFL/status/1423331528084443139?s=19

Kirk Cousins' get yourself fired for being a dumbass challenge

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

$31 million dollar QB won't get vaccinated.

I actually feel for vikings fans but what a stupid gently caress.

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

I would love it if there was some sort of clause in his contract that would allow the team to cut him without taking a salary cap hit if he's too big of a dumbass to responsibly keep on the team

Cognac McCarthy fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Aug 5, 2021

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...


his cap hit next season is currently $45 million

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

ghosthorse posted:



his cap hit next season is currently $45 million

What happens if he dies from covid before then?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


You can't even loving feel the needle

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Cognac McCarthy posted:

I would love it if there was some sort of clause in his contract that would allow the team to cut him without taking a salary cap hit if he's too big of a dumbass to responsibly keep on the team

Conduct detrimental to the team?

SKULL.GIF posted:

You can't even loving feel the needle

That's what your mom said.

Wait...

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

Pops Mgee posted:

What happens if he dies from covid before then?

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Kirk have brainrot.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Lions WYTS is here: https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2021-detroit-lions/

Goddammit, I had completely forgotten that they hired Dom Capers.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Kirk talking about encasing himself in a cube of plexiglass turned me around on him. I want to see him stick around, but only if he has to spend the entire season in a plastic bubble.

Make him play wearing this thing.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

ghosthorse posted:

https://twitter.com/ArifHasanNFL/status/1423331528084443139?s=19

Kirk Cousins' get yourself fired for being a dumbass challenge

Qirk Cousins

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
I loving hate my qb

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I cant post it from mobile but, Kirk in the glass box from that one WrestleMania.

MJeff fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Aug 5, 2021

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Lol yet another level somehow of, Kirk Cousins Sucks

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

He's been doing a lot of research and sometimes in football as in life you have to trust your instincts. Simple.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
the vaccine shouldn't be an issue, Kirk's a master at standing still and taking shots on third down

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
$45,000,000

4 + 5 = 9

9 -> 6

666 MARK OF THE BEAST

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Vikings gonna drive Kirk around the stadium in this bad boy.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Bears are signing Alec Ogletree

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
The vikings are BACK!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

BGrifter posted:

Vikings gonna drive Kirk around the stadium in this bad boy.



Blocks out the boos, pipes in Creed.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Gonna lol when he gets benched because after weeks of this poo poo he finally breaks down, gets the vaccine, except it's in his throwing arm and he's too sore to do anything about it.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Look, playing in the Bubble Boy suit is entirely reasonable when you’ve got the Vikings o-line

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Kirk, why do you have to be such a idiot?

I grew up in Minnesota and when I moved to Missouri in many ways it was like going back in time thirty years. I was proud of being from Minnesota but now I realize that there are as many morons there as anywhere.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Darth Brooks posted:

Kirk, why do you have to be such a idiot?

I grew up in Minnesota and when I moved to Missouri in many ways it was like going back in time thirty years. I was proud of being from Minnesota but now I realize that there are as many morons there as anywhere.

Kirk isn't Minnesota, Kirk is west Michigan.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Darth Brooks posted:

Kirk, why do you have to be such a idiot?

I grew up in Minnesota and when I moved to Missouri in many ways it was like going back in time thirty years. I was proud of being from Minnesota but now I realize that there are as many morons there as anywhere.

The Twin Cities are a dim light in a dark sea of corn and soybeans.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

SirPablo posted:

The Twin Cities are a dim light in a dark sea of corn and soybeans.

Yeah, the glowing fires of businesses and police precincts burning does brighten things up.

TowerofOil
May 22, 2007

You don't need a doctor, I'm a christian scientist.

Bread Liar
Edit: a bunch tweets about cousins already posted

Absolutely no way he makes it through the season

TowerofOil fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Aug 6, 2021

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I wish the NFL could grant the Vikings an exception so that they could cut this fuckstick without a penalty to the rest of the team for doing what's just basic human decency by protecting the rest of their players.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Big Beef City posted:

I wish the NFL could grant the Vikings an exception so that they could cut this fuckstick without a penalty to the rest of the team for doing what's just basic human decency by protecting the rest of their players.

Holy poo poo, I forgot he has a fully guaranteed contract. That might be why he's so confident showing his whole rear end on this.

Good Will Hrunting
Oct 8, 2012

I changed my mind.
I'm not sorry.
https://twitter.com/rzstprogramming/status/1423354027924918275?s=21

Incredible

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

soggybagel posted:

I loving hate my qb

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Colin Kaepernick was expelled and blackballed for respectfully kneeling for two minutes prior to the game.

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
The Minnesota Vikings are going to the CringeBowl

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