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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Somehow he's an even bigger chud than I imagined.

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ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019
His dad is a minister. This all makes more sense now. Go luck vike fans. You have my sympathy.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Kirk Cousins is the second highest paid QB in the league? And he makes more than Aaron Rodgers?!

:lol:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

SKULL.GIF posted:

Colin Kaepernick was expelled and blackballed for respectfully kneeling for two minutes prior to the game.

Colin Kaepernick was expelled and blackballed for being black, as a warning to other black players.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/1423360245867417612

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"I make a substantial living performing publicly for people and because of my active and also public decisions now cannot do that.

Do not ever ask me about my decisions. Thank you."

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Maybe the Vikings O-Line will just conveniently forget to block until Cousins gets knocked out for the year it's not like anyone would be able to tell it was on purpose anyway

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Kirk Covids

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
Wow that poo poo about his dad.

TowerofOil
May 22, 2007

You don't need a doctor, I'm a christian scientist.

Bread Liar
https://twitter.com/1450whtc/status/1423696871923519496?s=19

It wasn't payed but still, lol

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Fired from a volunteer job lol he's worse than Kramer.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
I get Kirk, but I also do not get Kirk.

I'm assuming Kirk's family is either permenantly bubbled with wealth or they've all already gotten the virus at this point.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


MoaM posted:

I get Kirk, but I also do not get Kirk.

I'm assuming Kirk's family is either permenantly bubbled with wealth or they've all already gotten the virus at this point.

https://twitter.com/RzstProgramming/status/1423348896978374659

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
To be fair they really should stop letting Satan edit textbooks, its bad optics

Mirotic
Mar 8, 2013





He's not just from west Michigan, he's from Holland? That explains so much.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Mirotic posted:

He's not just from west Michigan, he's from Holland? That explains so much.

That's right. He would've gone back to Hope if he didn't make it at Michigan State.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Yes I saw this thread; they are clearly spreaders or are about to spread it.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Guy is making a great case for hailing satan.

gaj70
Jan 26, 2013

Big Beef City posted:

I wish the NFL could grant the Vikings an exception so that they could cut this fuckstick without a penalty to the rest of the team for doing what's just basic human decency by protecting the rest of their players.

That would be an interesting way out of the Viking's Kirk-related Moneyball death spiral:

1) The team uses Kirk's refusal + the NFL's new game forfeiture rule to argue they should be able to cut him w/o the normal salary cap hit.

2) The team will suck this year, but the coaches can use Kirk to argue that they should be given another year or two.

3) better draft picks + more salary cap gives fans hope for the future.

4) Fans won't be able to attend the games regardless, so no ticket revenue loss.

5) Kirk gets his guaranteed money and avoids the physical toll.

Everyone wins or ties?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
.

Whooping Crabs fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Aug 7, 2021

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Kirk's family seems very much like Rodgers'

Also that's part of why Rodgers cut them out of his life

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Sure why not.

https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/1423830000583720960?s=20

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Wheels coming off; at least it's not a leg thing.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
All my bad throws are deeply personal decisions and it's in appropriate for you to even ask why I threw into triple coverage.

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


HootTheOwl posted:

All my bad throws are deeply personal decisions and it's in appropriate for you to even ask why I threw into triple coverage.

Pretty sure asking that is a violation of your HIPPO rights.

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.
As the years go by dropping my childhood Vikings fandom because of the Cousins signing has just been reinforced every year. It's funny being right about a nonsense instinct.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


15 minutes until we get to see Randall Cobb catch a pass in a Packers jersey.

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe
I miss Case Keenum

Super loving excited to not have to cheer for the Vikings this year

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I couldn't find any images of someone with a Kirk tattoo (both surprised and not surprised), but I did find this old one.

https://twitter.com/thecheckdown/status/1183112765067497472?s=20

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/PrideOfDetroit/status/1424030830461177856

Grevlek
Jan 11, 2004
Why am I watching a packers scrimmage ? Will bort be next ?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Grevlek posted:

Why am I watching a packers scrimmage ? Will bort be next ?

Bort was sent into the Phantom Zone due to Aaron Rodgers’ immense selfishness.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

https://twitter.com/packers/status/1424164870031908873

Missed you too, Randall.

Good Will Hrunting
Oct 8, 2012

I changed my mind.
I'm not sorry.
https://twitter.com/JuMosq/status/1424194202871631875?s=20

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Cut his rear end, Gute.

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

He thinks the shareholders vote on the depth chart and he's jockeying for that WR2 spot

Good Will Hrunting
Oct 8, 2012

I changed my mind.
I'm not sorry.
He'll be sat a game and docked his pay or something but I doubt he gets cut outright.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
If he was cut would anyone notice?

Would he?

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
They had the #1 offense without him so I don't think he has much leverage.

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




They picked up Amari Rodgers in the draft, and now signed Cobb. Don't be shocked if 2 WRs get cut - I'm thinking Funchess and ESB.

I mean, I'm no GM, but if you gave me the choice between Randall Cobb and Devin Funchess, I'd go with Cobb.

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