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Testicular Torque Wrench
Apr 14, 2016

yeet

if you don't need more convincing here's the do something thread.
inspired by the gun thread
this is a multi-disciplinary thread that will inevitably meld some other megathreads together
ideally less about theory and more about praxis

this is not a prepping thread, because prepping is storing nuts for winter. this is planting nuts so they grow.

the ideal post is an affordable technique available to most and which is valuable in an optic of local, sustainable development
at the micro and macro levels in the face of an unreliable social safety net


youtubers:

Bored As gently caress posted:

Seconding Primitive Technology. It's a great channel.

TA Outdoors builds a ton of stuff with his dad. He's done several different Viking era/style round houses and regular houses. He found a small WWII era bunker in the backyard of a house he bought. He's very good for bushcraft type stuff. He's got tons of great vids on bushcraft.
https://youtu.be/0_4JKywBom0
https://youtu.be/fZndJO2jUJk
https://youtu.be/0cdQXp80pb8

The Gray Bearded Green Beret is very good for prepping, bug out bags, and gear videos.

https://youtu.be/t4GYjhwfvwU
https://youtu.be/a8jbc6_1304
https://youtu.be/4vNEIJLk56I

Canadian Prepper is mostly okay, but he's kind of chuddy even though he's not white (not to be weird, but it's kind of jarring hearing him talk with racist dog whistles like HORDES OF URBANITES FLEEING THE CITY AND COMING TO TAKE YOUR poo poo and other stuff white supremacist preppers say) and pretty young. He's got great info, but some of his vids are clickbait alarmist bullshit. He seems to be leaning more and more into conspiracy theory bullshit but his gear reviews are good.

If you want to watch videos of a guy camping alone, with his buddies, his dog/s, or sometimes family, watch Joe Robinet. His videos are great entertainment - watch him fish, catch, clean, and cook up good meals. He's gotten away from tutorial videos and now just has videos of his several day canoing/fishing/camping trips. He seems like a genuinely good guy.
https://youtu.be/tDgwZDwCdB4

This Russian dude makes great vids, too. Dude built a log cabin by himself. Every so often travels back out to it hauling a bunch of supplies.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLLrkJ7BrZFjmUs0uzmQIIdVbvD8-NYlk
https://youtu.be/xRSUxRUZb0I
https://youtu.be/arnAD8I7msQ

There's a lot of great content out there.


Books:--------------------------------------------------------------------------

~~Bushcraft~~
https://www.amazon.ca/Browns-Field-...ps%2C171&sr=8-1
critical reading:you need to adapt your ~~bushcraft~~ theory to your local environment. what happens if you follow a guide on reading the stars and you don't take in account
that you are in the southern hemisphere?

animal tracks:
https://www.amazon.ca/Tracking-Art-...99060717&sr=8-1

mushrooms:
https://www.amazon.ca/National-Audu...99060741&sr=8-2

edible plants:
https://www.amazon.ca/Peterson-Field-Guide-Edible-Plants/dp/039592622X
critical reading: learn how to use a dichotomous key

philosophy:
https://www.amazon.ca/Essential-Wri...&s=books&sr=1-7

I can vouch for these^

critical reading: i also highly recommend you go spend 4 days in the woods with nothing. to see how good actual civilization is
please do it safely tho. tell someone where you will be and when youre coming back
I would like it to be very clear to everyone that lone wolf survival in the woods, while doable, requires decades of on-the-field
experience
. For most people this is a non-option. Homesteading is the actual real option for most people.
On the other hand, none of the skills you learn from dirt time in the woods are a waste. The forest is a great psychiatrist.


~~~growing edible food instead of having to eat disgusting roots~~~~-----------------------------

https://www.amazon.ca/Permaculture-...9059749&sr=8-12
This I could use a better ressource if anyone has^
https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B07K15XHYR?linkCode=gs2&tag=420grow03-20
Gardening is a very simple activity and its very relaxing. You can do it anywhere! and then you can can your 5 trillion tomatoes

Also wondering if it would be easy to grow edible (non-magic) mushrooms using the techniques used for the latter?
Seems compact and adequate for a city apartment and such.
Anyone try it?

i'm aware ownership of land is a distant dream for most but price is extremely variable per region, and soil is the real gold
Critical reading: hardiness zones

~~canning your produce~~~ (its way easier than you think)-----------------------------------------

https://nchfp.uga.edu/publications/publications_usda.html

Canners are cheap. Make sure you buy a pressure canner (they also sell pressure cookers).
ideally buy a large one, canning is a large quantity type activity, not molecular cuisine



---Affinity groups and local resilience---------------------------------------------

More seriously, have a like-minded affinity-group with a set contact point in case of an event. this could be your family's place, someone's farm, the local mcdonalds, etc.
Make sure this contact point is well-known and aknowledged.

basic first-aid everyone should know
https://www.amazon.ca/Johns-Ambulan...99065010&sr=8-5

how the amish deal with constant burns and wounds from using fire-powered heat:
https://kb.osu.edu/bitstream/handle/1811/87098/1/JAPAS_Hess_vol6-issue2_pp144-158.pdf
https://scholarworks.gsu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1085&context=anthro_theses

please take a first aid class. they're cheap and like most of the stuff here, will do wonders for your mental health and peace of mind.

GUNS and self-defense

---self-reliance absolute minimum----------------------------------
i recommend looking up the government guidelines for your local area on
disaster preparedness kits. they are, in the parlance, "bug-out bags" tailored to your local dangers e.g. tornadoes, earthquakes, flooding.
again, remember they will vary per region. mine has at the absolute minimum 3 wool blankets, because if the heat goes out in winter
it's less than 2 days before the whole apartment is frozen solid.
the peace of mind alone is worth the monetary investment.



share ur experiences, pictures of ur garden, etc

Testicular Torque Wrench has issued a correction as of 18:21 on Sep 2, 2020

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Sylink
Apr 17, 2004

Ask me about growing shitloads of tomatoes as I did that this year.

Testicular Torque Wrench
Apr 14, 2016

yeet


A skunk or a cat got this mouse and left it intact in the yard, so I tanned its hide.
compared is a moose vertebra and some sort of mystery small skull??

Sylink posted:

Ask me about growing shitloads of tomatoes as I did that this year.

How's your setup? My brother grew some weed using a space bucket and I was thinking of using it to grow some tomatoes

Testicular Torque Wrench
Apr 14, 2016

yeet
Reserved maybe??

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...
things ive bought this year: two 25lb bags of beans, 25lb bag of rice, Glock 22, AR-15

sitchensis
Mar 4, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
lmao if you think there will be "wilderness" to run off into when a collapse of civilization happens

guess what, it will be you and millions of other prepper idiots with a shotgun scrambling into the woods and trying to hunt anything bigger than a chickadee

the only hope you have is to be in a place with strong, resilient community networks and actually establish meaningful, mutually supportive relationships with your neighbors and friends

which means most goons are gonna die lmao

Testicular Torque Wrench
Apr 14, 2016

yeet

sitchensis posted:

lmao if you think there will be "wilderness" to run off into when a collapse of civilization happens

guess what, it will be you and millions of other prepper idiots with a shotgun scrambling into the woods and trying to hunt anything bigger than a chickadee

the only hope you have is to be in a place with strong, resilient community networks and actually establish meaningful, mutually supportive relationships with your neighbors and friends

which means most goons are gonna die lmao

i suggest you read the op before regurgitating your bile

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
i actually know the area since I've spent a ton of time out there and they're pampered cul-de-sac cowboy dipshits so I will simply best them at the Most Dangerous Game, OP

Sylink
Apr 17, 2004

Testicular Torque Wrench posted:



A skunk or a cat got this mouse and left it intact in the yard, so I tanned its hide.
compared is a moose vertebra and some sort of mystery small skull??


How's your setup? My brother grew some weed using a space bucket and I was thinking of using it to grow some tomatoes

I posted a bunch in the Gardening thread. I use soil in a place called outside so I don't have to rely on buckets

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

sitchensis posted:

the only hope you have is to be in a place with strong, resilient community networks and actually establish meaningful, mutually supportive relationships with your neighbors and friends

yeah, organization is the single tool that all of civilization was built with

Testicular Torque Wrench
Apr 14, 2016

yeet

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

yeah, organization is the single tool that all of civilization was built with

our modern social organization rests on the shoulder of giants

how do you effectively organize a non-atomized community in a north-american setting?
has there been a single succesful commune (does the ZAD count?)

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Perhaps we should look towards the success of cults as models for community organization after the collapse

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK
a good skill to have would be to fix the structure of your house if the normal getting spots are hosed and you have no access to normal tools and supplies. this skill applies if the supply chains are borked or if you are dirt poor. you are unlikely to be evicted from your home if poop hits the fan, so what are you supposed to do with a perfectly fine home that usually has windows and water service, heating and cooling during the different seasons and as the structure starts to get damaged and the utilities are either non existent or spotty at best.

this seems like the most likely failure mode for society. rather than running out and fabricating a cabin in the woods.

Testicular Torque Wrench
Apr 14, 2016

yeet

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Perhaps we should look towards the success of cults as models for community organization after the collapse

Isaac Asimov's Nightfall is written on this exact subject. A doomsday cult on an alien planet (which is an exact copy of ours) with permanent sunlight prophesizes
the fall of night and the appearance of something called Stars, which will drive people crazy. They take precautions and get ready while people call them crazy.
A group of university scientists eventually discover after the fact that the cultists are a non-religious rational organization which believes patriarchal authoritarianism is the
best chance to rebuild their totally destroyed civilization
.

Sylink
Apr 17, 2004

honestly prepping other than being vegetarian and able to maintain seed stores, and hoping no one takes them from you, is about all thats possible in most of the USA?

you might think, oh I'll hunt for food. There are like 35 million deer in the USA. If somehow everything just stops, those deer are all dead in like two weeks. We don't have millions of bison roaming around, either.

And if you live somewhere that gets cold, imagine every tree is now cut down within a winter because you need to keep warm.

i suppose the best bet is somehow 99% of the population dies without destroying everything like The Stand.

Testicular Torque Wrench
Apr 14, 2016

yeet

Torpor posted:

this seems like the most likely failure mode for society. rather than running out and fabricating a cabin in the woods.

i feel like people skipped over it and that it bears repeating

from the op

quote:

i also highly recommend you go spend 4 days in the woods with nothing. to see how good actual civilization is
I would like it to be very clear to everyone that lone wolf survival in the woods, while doable, requires decades of on-the-field
experience. For most people this is a non-option.

i am fully of the opinion that non-atomized groups will be the only succesful way to endure any major societal stress.
however i don't think there is easy space in these groups for people with modern skillsets like computer building.
this thread is a call to action for people to learn valuable skills

Sylink
Apr 17, 2004

buy a gun with the lowest required maintenance easily replaced parts

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Even in the Mad Max series it wasn't like Fury Road right away.

I suspect we'll go through, and seem to be currently in, a Judge Dredd phase.

Testicular Torque Wrench
Apr 14, 2016

yeet

Sylink posted:

you might think, oh I'll hunt for food. There are like 35 million deer in the USA. If somehow everything just stops, those deer are all dead in like two weeks.

https://business.realtree.com/business-blog/america%E2%80%99s-deer-harvest-numbers posted:

"Year in and year out, the whitetail deer reigns as America’s No. 1 big-game animal, with an annual harvest of roughly 6 million animals. Figures from 2015 as reported in the National Shooting Sports Foundation’s 2017 Industry Intelligence Report put the tally at 5,801,978."

I wonder how that would translate in a social collapse. Less people would be able to go out hunting, but more would have a solid incentive to.

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

By the way I run a bunch of webscrapers and made a category of survival books, I can look into making this list available (https://ghostbin.co/paste/h2mmc) if it's not considered a bannable offense (:filez:)

edit: looking at that list, i need to work on my classifier. dang

Ferdinand the Bull
Jul 30, 2006

Ask me about growing oyster mushrooms in a bucket.

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...
Lol at people wanting and adapting to live in a collapsed capitalist hellscape by growing small amounts of trash vegetables and collecting rainwater.

Give me revolution or death.

Ferdinand the Bull
Jul 30, 2006

err posted:

Lol at people wanting and adapting to live in a collapsed capitalist hellscape by growing small amounts of trash vegetables and collecting rainwater.

Give me revolution or death.

Suicidal ideation itt. Go Weatherman some poo poo right now. Posting about revolution, lmao.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i built a small solar power rig for about 700 bucks and it's really nice because the power in my denver suburb goes out three times a week.

it's sized just so that if poo poo got weird i could keep the fridge running as well as all my gadgets and be able to use power tools

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Jonny 290 posted:

i built a small solar power rig for about 700 bucks and it's really nice because the power in my denver suburb goes out three times a week.

it's sized just so that if poo poo got weird i could keep the fridge running as well as all my gadgets and be able to use power tools

You should look into a chest fridge, they use significantly less power per unit^3 than a full upright one.

The geometry of a chest vs a cabinet allows for better insulation in the chest shaped one.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Ferdinand the Bull posted:

Ask me about growing oyster mushrooms in a bucket.

which strain? how strict is your temp/humidity control? which sterilization method are you using? what's your subtrate mix?

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Testicular Torque Wrench posted:

I wonder how that would translate in a social collapse. Less people would be able to go out hunting, but more would have a solid incentive to.

You’d also have to add back the 1-2 million deer that get killed by cars every year

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

Ferdinand the Bull posted:

Suicidal ideation itt. Go Weatherman some poo poo right now. Posting about revolution, lmao.

Maybe you can develop some sort of Soylent drink in a rusty wheelbarrow during collapse, soycuck.

Ferdinand the Bull
Jul 30, 2006

err posted:

Maybe you can develop some sort of Soylent drink in a rusty wheelbarrow during collapse, soycuck.

Hell yeah that sounds awesome.

Ferdinand the Bull
Jul 30, 2006

Trabisnikof posted:

which strain? how strict is your temp/humidity control? which sterilization method are you using? what's your subtrate mix?

Sure, this is what I do.

Ingredients:
Spores
Grain Spawn
Wood chips
Bucket
trash bag

Spores
Make a spore print from fruiting mushroom, or purchase from a third party. You can do a spore print, then store on an agar plate (which I've done), or you can purchase a premade agar print or spore syringe from a third party). I store the spores in a box in my refrigerator. They last for years in a dormant state and can be used indefinitely as a starter culture.
2. Grain spawn
I use organic rye seed, but I hear good things from bird seed. For rye seed: hydrate in a bucket with 1 part coffee, 3 parts water, 1 tbsp gypsum for 24 hours. Take mixture and dump into pot, and bring to boil on stove for 15 min. Afterwards, drain and wash seeds in sink under cold water, then spread on baking sheets to cool. Let cool and dry out to the touch, usually takes 24 hours. Afterwards. put into half-full mason jars with aluminum foil top, or into specialty grain spawn bags. Pasteurize in pressure cooker for 120 min full pressure. Let cool off and remove from pressure cooker. Store bags on shelf somewhere for about a month. If there is no growth at the end of a month, and no condensation on bag, congrats, you have a sterile growth media!
3. Inoculate
Inoculate growth media with a sliver from agar plate, or from spore syringe. Make sure you do this in a sterile environment with gloves on. I use a bunsen burner burning in front of inoculation spot to minimize air contaminants. Let the grain spawn colonize for about 1 week. take a look and make sure growth is completely white. That means it is healthy. Any discoloration on growth, throw out grain, as it is contaminated.
Inoculation takes about a month.
4. Wood chips
I use Aspen wood hamster bedding from pet store. Cover with hot water in container, and let sit for 24 hours. A way to sterilize media.
5. Bucket
Take a 5 gallon bucket and lid and drill a bunch of 1/4 inch holes all over it. Use rubbing alcohol and wipe down all of inside and outside of bucket. Layer the wood chips and grain spawn over each other like you're making a layer cake. About an inch per layer til you get to top of bucket. cover with lid. cover with trash bag and place in dark corner. After a week, smell the bucket. If it smells like nothing, you've got a healthy spawn. After about a month, take the bucket, take the trashbag off, and put on a dark corner of your porch.

Leave inside if temperature outside is above 80 degrees or below 65 degrees, in freedom units.

Ferdinand the Bull has issued a correction as of 21:06 on Sep 2, 2020

Testicular Torque Wrench
Apr 14, 2016

yeet

err posted:

Maybe you can develop some sort of Soylent drink in a rusty wheelbarrow during collapse, soycuck.

you could sand the rust away with horsetail


or just sand and a wet rag :shrug:

Ferdinand the Bull posted:

Sure, this is what I do.

i'll try that this winter

Sylink
Apr 17, 2004

Make friends with your neighbors so they might hesitate to kill your marxist rear end

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Ferdinand the Bull posted:

Sure, this is what I do.

Ingredients:
Spores
Grain Spawn
Wood chips
Bucket
trash bag

Spores
Make a spore print from fruiting mushroom, or purchase from a third party. You can do a spore print, then store on an agar plate (which I've done), or you can purchase a premade agar print or spore syringe from a third party). I store the spores in a box in my refrigerator. They last for years in a dormant state and can be used indefinitely as a starter culture.
2. Grain spawn
I use organic rye seed, but I hear good things from bird seed. For rye seed: hydrate in a bucket with 1 part coffee, 3 parts water, 1 tbsp gypsum for 24 hours. Take mixture and dump into pot, and bring to boil on stove for 15 min. Afterwards, drain and wash seeds in sink under cold water, then spread on baking sheets to cool. Let cool and dry out to the touch, usually takes 24 hours. Afterwards. put into half-full mason jars with aluminum foil top, or into specialty grain spawn bags. Pasteurize in pressure cooker for 120 min full pressure. Let cool off and remove from pressure cooker. Store bags on shelf somewhere for about a month. If there is no growth at the end of a month, and no condensation on bag, congrats, you have a sterile growth media!
3. Inoculate
Inoculate growth media with a sliver from agar plate, or from spore syringe. Make sure you do this in a sterile environment with gloves on. I use a bunsen burner burning in front of inoculation spot to minimize air contaminants. Let the grain spawn colonize for about 1 week. take a look and make sure growth is completely white. That means it is healthy. Any discoloration on growth, throw out grain, as it is contaminated.
Inoculation takes about a month.
4. Wood chips
I use Aspen wood hamster bedding from pet store. Cover with hot water in container, and let sit for 24 hours. A way to sterilize media.
5. Bucket
Take a 5 gallon bucket and lid and drill a bunch of 1/4 inch holes all over it. Use rubbing alcohol and wipe down all of inside and outside of bucket. Layer the wood chips and grain spawn over each other like you're making a layer cake. About an inch per layer til you get to top of bucket. cover with lid. cover with trash bag and place in dark corner. After a week, smell the bucket. If it smells like nothing, you've got a healthy spawn. After about a month, take the bucket, take the trashbag off, and put on a dark corner of your porch.

Leave inside if temperature outside is above 80 degrees or below 65 degrees, in freedom units.



Thanks! I had done a bit of research but its always good to hear from people who've actually done it. Oysters do seem just incredibly easy to grow.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


you don't NEED a pressure canner unless you want to can low-acid things like non-pickled vegetables, meats, soups, stuff like that.

if you just want to can things like all types of pickles, chutneys, jams, jellies, fruits, sauces, hot sauces, etc. then you can just get a regular water bath canner, which is really just a huge pot with a rack. really, the variety of things you can can with just a water bath canner is pretty high.

I do water bath canning and have a couple shelves of stockpile, though it's all getting pretty old unfortunately. We didn't go through it or give it away fast enough.

I'm not an expert but I know mostly what I'm doing, so AMA if you want. if there's interest I can make an effort post for beginners, or something too.

There's also a GWS canning thread which I recommend, with a really good op: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3437802

e: here's an old photo of my canning shelves


top shelf is all jams, bottom is pickles, salsa and hot sauce

Crusty Nutsack has issued a correction as of 22:48 on Sep 2, 2020

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

I'm 100% of the opinion that if things get so bad we're trying to survive off bucket mushrooms we're all hosed and the only possible way to survive is by forming mutual aid communities with your neighbors and within your town and even then you're probably dead anyway, so I don't worry about it.

But, it's a lot of fun to grow your own food, learn how to shoot, learn some basic carpentry skills, etc. I'm starting to get in to backcountry camping and it's been a blast. I'm going to do 4 nights in Garden of the Gods later this month and I can't wait!

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
ive watched like 200 Townsend videos on youtube so i think im prepared

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
for example, did you know you can make bricks out of some dirt and water and its relaly loving boring and exhausting and you'd rather be dead than do so?

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose

Giga Gaia posted:

for example, did you know you can make bricks out of some dirt and water and its relaly loving boring and exhausting and you'd rather be dead than do so?

"really loving boring and exhausting and you'd rather be dead than do so" describes a lot of things in my life so i could probably do it

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
Has there ever been a real disaster where a bunch of self-reliant cottagecore skills actually matter at all? In real life it seems like when things go real bad you just become very poor and then operate under the limitations being very impoverished brings and not become some sort of low tech pioneer surviving on your wits in the wilderness.

Like why don't poor people right now just get some aspen hamsterwood and grow mushrooms if they want to eat? If they aren't doing that now under a full society why am I going to be able to in a situation that is 1000x more dysfunctional? Am I just the protagonist and thus better at it all?

Like a fun fantasy about an apocalypse is a nice way to motivate learning a fun DIY hobby recreationally but if you look at real situations, slums or refugee camps or homeless people or whatever, there is skills that help them, but they aren't really overlapping with the middle class people larping as homesteaders as a hobby skillset.

Like these threads always come off as "well if I was homeless I'd simply DIY myself a home on my lathe" where it's missing the point of what limitations are and aren't relevant to people in those situations.

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Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

I have been eating nothing but poo poo my entire life in anticipation of these moments

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