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Nigga I poo poo trains now what. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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The one where the guy burned his neighbors house down for stealing cable. And the other fake story one with the purple dildo.
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Sep 2, 2020 23:27
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I think one of the first threads that I have got into forever and ever ago was some goon that kind of innocently got involved in furry stuff, went to a furry convention and slowly realized that they were all depraved freaks. I'd really like to read that again with modern eyes but I have no idea how to find it.
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Sep 2, 2020 23:28
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Three Olives posted:I think one of the first threads that I have got into forever and ever ago was some goon that kind of innocently got involved in furry stuff, went to a furry convention and slowly realized that they were all depraved freaks. I'd like to read that too, sounds like a wonderful metaphor for my experience here.
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Sep 2, 2020 23:29
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Spinz posted:I'd like to read that too, sounds like a wonderful metaphor for my experience here. Guys, i think we've just been insulted.
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Sep 2, 2020 23:33
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Moo the cow posted:Guys, i think we've just been insulted. 
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Sep 3, 2020 00:01
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heres also some classic threads that i dont think about except for just now trying to remember good threads Your Favorite Emoticon -- IN 3D?! Someone is stealing cable from me Feces, garbage bags, destroyed apartment, insanity. Secrets from inside the White House photoshop 9/11 into star wars How we built a huge addition onto our house, doing it all DIY [56k no!]
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Sep 3, 2020 00:34
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I sometimes think about Everdraed's posts
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Sep 3, 2020 00:43
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Post your moments of what the christ
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Sep 3, 2020 00:51
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It's not that old, but sometimes I remember that Patton Oswald is a vicious mass murderer.
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Sep 3, 2020 09:31
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The Wheelie girl thread
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Sep 3, 2020 14:17
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One of the threads I remember reading before joining was someone shilling for Synero, a cryptocurrency based on a marble attention economy, where the more attention you paid to something the more virtual marbles you would shoot at out it, which could be redeemed for cryptocurrency. And the OP couldn't answer basic questions like "why does this need to be a thing" and I think someone called Oobicut pestering OP by saying "is amoeba amoeba equals amoeba?"
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Sep 3, 2020 18:51
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Your Moms Ahegao posted:The Wheelie girl thread I came here to post this, got through almost the entire thread excited that nobody had posted it yet, then you made me sad  .
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Sep 3, 2020 19:10
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thread where someone bought a stereo microscope and zoomed in on different things
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Sep 3, 2020 19:13
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Babushka 3 way Oh man that was such a great thread. The OP going from "three way with cougar and her daughter  " to "oh God what have I done  " in record time was amazing.
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Sep 3, 2020 19:39
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Moo the cow posted:Nigga I poo poo trains now what. 
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Sep 3, 2020 21:50
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I think about "I've been invited to a gang bang" once in a while. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1451018 See the entry on BisexualBritni https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1314 for more information. I haven't read it in over a decade, I'm guessing it's not a very woke thread by 2020 standards Pakistani Brad Pitt fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Sep 3, 2020 |
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Sep 3, 2020 22:12
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Chickencheese. e: I bought one of those n-word I poo poo trains shirts and wore it out only once in my youth. How embarrassing.
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Sep 3, 2020 22:17
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star eater posted:and Fryke's Crawl Diary hard to believe it was 5 years ago, it feels like yesterday and an eternity ago at the same time
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Sep 3, 2020 22:23
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This crawl diary is intense, I have zero context but boy kara is really doing a number on him, what with her sexy hip to waist ratio and eye contact.
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Sep 3, 2020 22:31
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popping in to bring up, for the millionth time, the "who has the yummiest mommy?" thread
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Sep 3, 2020 23:07
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It's not a thread, but there was some spat between two goons long ago and they kept making up more and more elaborate shitposts about eachother. There was one long story where one of the goons visited the other to get some stuff burnt onto a CD, but the guys idea of burning a CD was putting a huge foil-and-cardboard disk on the ceiling fan and burning it with a lighter. Something like that, anyway. Also, sometimes I think of 50 Foot Ant and get annoyed.
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Sep 3, 2020 23:15
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also, in case it wasn't posted already, Kirk's Razer meltdown: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3459842
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Sep 3, 2020 23:24
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The low carb thread in YLLS in which one poster killed his dog, another poster whose cholesterol was 350+ was strongly advised to ignore his doctor, and at least one guy earnestly inquired if he could survive healthfully on just hot dogs and multivitamins. And even better, the FYAD thread making fun of said low carb thread.
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Sep 3, 2020 23:29
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an E/N thread from probably 4-5 years ago by a woman named Parachute Patty that started out about how she could be more supportive towards her wife, but someone on the first page was like, "wow, your wife sounds abusive." The wife (Mindy? Mandy?) didn't work and made Patty research her medical conditions online for hours on end. They had a little kid, too. Anyway, I hope she's doing okay these days.
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Sep 3, 2020 23:34
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I dunno the dude watching his own rear end-membrane wash down the showerhole or gooncamp a2m I guess 
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Sep 3, 2020 23:37
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like.... mostly the buttstuff, but not exclusively, you get me?
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Sep 3, 2020 23:38
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Some extremely bizarre personal drama, might be from e/n or even helldump, that ingrained the sentence "don't throw bacon at me bitch" in my brain and makes it come back anytime bacon is mentioned. Im scared to think it may be from 10 years ago, it was a magnetic trainwreck.
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Sep 3, 2020 23:43
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cynic posted:I dunno the dude watching his own rear end-membrane wash down the showerhole I think it's impressive that this goon still posts here and didn't run away in shame at such an amazing self-own.
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Sep 3, 2020 23:44
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I wasn't around to see these two unfold in motion but I discovered them a while ago and I think about them a lot. Both are archived. A goon systematically destroying every door in the home with a gun in hand, because the OP found poop on the roof and thought it was a distraction for somebody to sneak into the house and rob it.  And... A goon having sex so loud it is causing a neighbor's daughter to cry from the loud noises, OP discovers poo poo on OP's family heirloom doormat, and gets the neighbor arrested after putting said poo poo in the freezer for CIA analysis of evidence.
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Sep 3, 2020 23:45
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Jose Oquendo posted:I think it's impressive that this goon still posts here and didn't run away in shame at such an amazing self-own. Hold the thought that the peak of internet rofl before this was 'I just poo poo myself' 5 golden manbabies bigpeeler in the most lol'est. I like to think of it as a pivotal moment when the forums became more introspective; 'what if... butt stuff is not the height of comedy?'
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Sep 3, 2020 23:54
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ITT youre the ****** *** in the dungeon
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Sep 4, 2020 00:05
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The rear end-Boat
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Sep 4, 2020 01:21
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The repo man threads were fun. That thread with the open marriage guy who swore it totally worked for him until his whole life burned down around him.
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Sep 4, 2020 01:24
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That guy Dragonsven in E/N who smoked lots of weed and kept a spreadsheet of how often he had sex with his wife. I read a lot of E/N back in the day
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Sep 4, 2020 02:48
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there was a thread made after burger king introduced a thing on their website that let you build your own meals someone posted their creation and it was just a mustard stain and i nearly got kicked out of class because i could not stop laughing
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Sep 4, 2020 02:54
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I think that also had the Noah's Ark Burger (two of every animal in the Burger Kingdom): two burgers, two fish fillets, and two chickens
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Sep 4, 2020 03:00
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also yes I do think "small pastry" every single time I see a shrimp, thanks everyone. now if someone's ever reading my mind when i see a shrimp they'll think i'm a moron.
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Sep 4, 2020 03:04
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Every thread left behind is utterly defeated, a pile of refuse that deserves no mention or recall. Aim for the threads ahead, not threads behind!
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The death zipline was hilarious to follow as kt developed. When they finally did the math and figured out the kids would be obliterated 
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