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Years ago there was an MS paint thread to draw yourself “going back in time to confront your stupid past self” or something like that. Some of those legit made me convulse with laughter. I also really liked Swami’s relationship and game store threads back in the day.
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Zippy the Bummer posted:infrateal vs heebeegbs Gord vs. Corbalt playing 10 starcraft1 matches or whatever it was.
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Sep 4, 2020 05:42
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There was a thread, I think in Ask/Tell, years ago about weird german toilets with a "poop shelf." I remember reading it with actual tears-in-my-eyes laughter.
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Sep 4, 2020 06:09
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Who can out-chili my chili?
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Fartington Butts posted:Spoonful of Bromide going nuts about Goku’s pants. lol I drew those pants
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Sep 4, 2020 06:21
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That Moments CYOA thread was really awesome to watch unfold in real-time. I think about it sometimes when I browse the forums.
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Oldstench posted:The rear end-Boat  rivetz posted:
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There was once a short lived and very fast moving thread about some goony guy who posted an ad off-site offering to do all kinds of simple manual labor (like moving stuff). Goons somehow thought it would be a good idea to troll him and pretended to be 1) single lady in her twenties or thirties (that the guy immediately started to hit on), 2) priest wanting help with moving some religious objects, 3) man wanting help to set up some fetish party. The thread culminated with the fetish party organizer soliciting a dick pic from the goony individual and ended up being closed after someone dug up some embarassing high school video of the man in question on youtube. I wish I was able to find the thread but nobody even seems to remember it ever existed.
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p-p-p-p-powerbook still comes to mind occasionally.
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That lady who's roommate hadn't come out of their room for a few days and it started to smell, only for them to be dead and the OP was super blaise about it.
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I think of this one sometimes
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Dragonatrix posted:That lady who's roommate hadn't come out of their room for a few days and it started to smell, only for them to be dead and the OP was super blaise about it. lol I remember that
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Occasionally I remember "Hey guys, meet my roommate!". Said roommate (Brian) loved Magic: The Gathering and wine coolers and occasionally poo poo on the toilet seat. He also wrote fanfiction. A lot of it. All of it about himself. All of it revolved around him marrying some girl he had a crush on in 7th grade even though he hadn't spoken to her in ten years. In the best one he was a professional Magic: The Gathering player and the climax was his dad tearfully begging his forgiveness for ever doubting him that Magic was a viable career. In that one he'd coded his own anime waifu AI that called him "Brian-San". He knew nothing about coding, or Japan, and didn't seem all that good at Magic. Brian-san briefly joined the forums but left or got banned after goons lost interest.
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the one where the guy had some lame IT job but somehow met an oil baron, hosed some prostitutes and then had plans to make an underwater city like bioshock the whole thing is so flagrantly false yet people still tripped over their dicks to commend it lol
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There were so many amazing threads over the years. I miss the glory days. I’ll always carry a torch for World War Goon, and a thumb drive with all the mspaint pixel art I had from it.
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The one with the goon who tried to walk across the US and didn't make it out of the park he started in.
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Skeletome posted:the one where the guy had some lame IT job but somehow met an oil baron, hosed some prostitutes and then had plans to make an underwater city like bioshock Haha, I remember this one! The goon was literally telling the oil prince about Bioshock and the prince was like rubbing his chin going "interesting, interesting"
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The thread with the crazy room mate and the poo poo lasagna saxophone. Peak early SA storytime. Also the Seasteading thread that managed to spawn like 50k words of fiction that I think got turned into an ebook at some point. FOUND IT! In Golden Waters - Tales From the Seastead
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There was some kind of "underwear party" thread or something where a bunch of goons posted pictures of themselves in their undies and it was at that point it really clicked with me that maybe goons weren't the hilarious geniuses I'd been led to believe they were.
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More a post than a thead...quote:Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then……when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on “UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!np – green day – time of our lives
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Dial-a-Dog posted:I think of this one sometimes It is an interesting read
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The  thread occurs to me every now and again. Largely because I think about Utahsaint and we both thought it was hilarious. No clue why it was so funny at the time, maybe I'm just old now.
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The storie of how my grandfather destroyed the bears!
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Microbe - he’s the best!
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Fat is Beautiful op
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Two Worlds (the video game one)
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"Sad my foot pressed down" in FYAD was both incredibly sad and incredibly funny imo and I'll occasionally think of a post or two from it and laugh
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And the bear said "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
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And I said "what terrible rear end !"
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Edward Mass posted:Microbe - he’s the best! For years I had the shirt.
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I sometimes wonder what happened to the guy whose wife had severe comatose brain damage. IIRC she had some minor surgery but ruptured a blood vessel when alone in her car, and by the time she was found and brought to hospital she was very borderline dead from oxygen deprivation. He spent the thread digging deep into therapy and medication and trying to get opinions from qualified specialists on if there was improvement or if he was just deluding himself. It ended sort of suddenly when he mentioned that one of the treatments was some approved-in-europe grey-imported drug that he'd found referenced in a few papers, and a couple of people came down on him hard for it. Not especially cheerful reading, but I'd love some sort of "X years later".
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That goon whose little brother was sounding with like a bicycle pump thing. I hope that kid got help.
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DickParasite posted:Occasionally I remember "Hey guys, meet my roommate!". Said roommate (Brian) loved Magic: The Gathering and wine coolers and occasionally poo poo on the toilet seat. He also wrote fanfiction. A lot of it. All of it about himself. All of it revolved around him marrying some girl he had a crush on in 7th grade even though he hadn't spoken to her in ten years. In the best one he was a professional Magic: The Gathering player and the climax was his dad tearfully begging his forgiveness for ever doubting him that Magic was a viable career. In that one he'd coded his own anime waifu AI that called him "Brian-San". He knew nothing about coding, or Japan, and didn't seem all that good at Magic. Brian-san briefly joined the forums but left or got banned after goons lost interest. Schildkrote and co.(Cherrydoom, BrokenLoose, a few others, they were known as Satan's Accountants) did a few lets plays where they would just act out these fanfics as if they were plays, and it was the funniest cringiest poo poo ever. I remember best the one about him going back to ancient egypt and meeting the girl from 7th grade, only she is an Egyptian girl that will eventually be reincarnated into his crush. Methylethylaldehyde posted:The thread with the crazy room mate and the poo poo lasagna saxophone. Peak early SA storytime. That was MartinRandom. If I recall his blood was also quite rare and he claimed the hospitals were hounding him for more of his precious nectar. Charles Bukowski fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Sep 4, 2020 |
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Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes Some MSpaint embarrassing childhood moments thread, where a guy posted a completely incomprehensible picture accompanied by a one line description. Something about him using the bathroom at a restaurant or something but the picture looked like he was pissing while stuck to the ceiling. Everyone was deeply confused and his edits to try to explain only made it worse.
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anime nathan is watching anime again https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2899275 quote:(he puts his hands behind his head and leans back in his chair)
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Skratte posted:That goon whose little brother was sounding with like a bicycle pump thing. I hope that kid got help. Oh god, everyone was like, "He needs inpatient therapy NOW before he ruptures his bladder" and OP was like "nah he said he won't do it again" but then he did and the thread got closed before there was any resolution. He was only like 12, too.
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Skratte posted:That goon whose little brother was sounding with like a bicycle pump thing. I hope that kid got help. "the ol' spicy dickhole" is also part of my personal lexicon
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Horrors, by Ben Biddick The best part was when Ben himself made an appearance in the thread and was remarkably good-natured about all of it.
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The book barn golded thread involving a literal novel written about anthro rollercoasters. The Zombaby thread. Malatoria. The one where this lady got SO loving PISSED that SA linked one or two of her "copyrighted" bird photos that goons started making photoshops out of them to troll her. Basically every really long, stupid, but funny drama thread is burned into my memory.
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