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Yeah, I figure we are the squad that gets called in when the regular cops are rattled because there's twenty guys with machine guns, flamethrowers and kamikaze robots holed up somewhere. We cancel these motherfuckers with extreme prejudice.
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Regallion posted:Well, the Chimera squad isn't really police Hell, Whisper explicitly states exactly this right near the start of the game. "We are not the police. You see someone committing a crime, call the cops." The exception being dangerous alien technology, which is their job to reclaim.
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Pretty sure warcrimes arent really a thing any more, especially when fighting psychic aliens who can raise the dead.
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 New Episode!Let's Play XCOM Chimera Squad Episode 5 - Oh No Robot! Nothing but raw deals tonight
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VIP: Nobody has it worse than I do. *X-Com's no good awful very rude day* Also VIP: You know what actually my life my great.
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New Episode! Let's Play XCOM Chimera Squad Episode 6 - A Sick Lean I'd honestly be sad if this game didn't have weird visual glitches, it's been part of XCOM's DNA since the DOS era 
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New Episode! Let's Play XCOM Chimera Squad Episode 7 - A Smushy, Smushy Boy So it turns out agents can get scars if they get gravely wounded at all  I thought it was only if they went into bleedout
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Danaru posted:
Depends on difficulty i believe. Like i hosed up badly and had three agents in bleedout but only one got a scar.
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Danaru posted:
"this game has become shockingly prescient" 
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starbucks hermit posted:"this game has become shockingly prescient" When this game was released (April 23, 2020) I was wondering if it seemed to just be put out there with zero marketing because some of the story-lines were getting a little too real with COVID. This was pre-GeorgeFloyd and pre-QAnon becoming mainstream as well.
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New Episode! Let's Play XCOM Chimera Squad Episode 8 - I Know About Apples Whisper gets increasingly frightened at the commander screaming about apples and indecipherable garbage over the radio, Director Kelly just says "he opened the Vicar's Cross didnt he"
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Danaru posted:
"apples are apples" 
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Sep 21, 2020 04:52
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Danaru posted:
Whisper, like the commander, is from Canada. I don;t think he'd get frightened, he'd just assume you were a maritimer.
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Danaru posted:
I thought Sacred Coil were alien supremacists not human ones
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TheKirbs posted:I thought Sacred Coil were alien supremacists not human ones Yeah they are, I keep mixing them up with Shrike, the buttasses who got mad that XCOM had a poor view on genocide for some reason  I don't know what the other two factions are all about but I'm not expecting any egalitariansNew Episode!Let's Play XCOM Chimera Squad Episode 9 - I love my lovely stupid children Back in Alien War 2 they referred to this as "The Uh-Oh Hour". I like yelling  E: Whoops yeah that's the one Danaru fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Sep 23, 2020 |
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Danaru posted:
I think you meant Let's Play XCOM Chimera Squad Episode 9 - I love my lovely stupid children
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*Terrible shot against android* Axiom: You want to aim for the fleshy bits. Godmother, stop listening to Axiom's advice on anything but punching. I also want drunk Dan to read the 'anonymous tip' Patchwork wrote about how X-Com should totally extract the cool kid with cyber legs.
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This episode was great, so good, just what i needed today, thank you 
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Section Z posted:*Terrible shot against android* that's a pretty cool bio, actually. Despite what sounded like a very high intoxication level, that last mission was pretty much perfect.
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Just wanted to chime in with a small tidbit that the guy in the painting is Garth de Angelis, who is a senior lead on Firaxis and the modern Xcom games.
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I am starting to legitimately worry about your liver and other bodily functions now. Even more so by the fact that by watching your videos that I'm enabling you. Is it possible to vote you stop the drinking game before you hurt yourself more? Or at the very least any vote to help mitigate drinking more. IE tranq rounds are allowed or any abilities which incapacitate instead of kill or allowed. On a constructive note fairly certain that Axiom's Psych up is a freebie and should be spammed.
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I can assure you there's nothing to worry about, I only buy enough beer to get just below my limit. I'm a giant baby when it comes to nausea so I know exactly where my line is Plus we've been doing this for yearsNew Episode! Let's Play XCOM Chimera Squad Episode 10 - They're Just Mad It's amazing how much game you can actually play when you don't have to deal with ten minute loading screens
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Danaru posted:I can assure you there's nothing to worry about, I only buy enough beer to get just below my limit. I'm a giant baby when it comes to nausea so I know exactly where my line is I can attest to that. I still remember the MGS3 episode where you fought The Fury 
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I love how the mission descriptions are all like "watch out, here there be robots" and you're all like "I hope there are robots on this mission". I don't share the same enthusiasm because I only had Terminal as my gremlin handler in my playthrough.
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Sep 27, 2020 00:36
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Don't worry Dan the Viper turned out to have been a drug dealer who died from an overdose.
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Sep 28, 2020 00:44
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Assigned Sectoid at birth.
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New Episode! Let's Play XCOM Chimera Squad Episode 11 - Straight Up Balls Walk it off, Axiom
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I like Andrea 
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Regallion posted:Well, the Chimera squad isn't really police, they are more of a paramilitary outfit, which makes sense if they descend from Xcom which was a straight-up army.
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New Episode! Let's Play XCOM Chimera Squad Episode 12 - I Have Opinions About Fascism We're kicking down Sacred Coil's door! Soon these Ronin will be Exterminated.
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Calling Singapore "a whole country" is generous, but it's a nice little place if you happen to head over that way. You'll hate the fancy downtown but it's got its cultural neighborhoods as well, like most big cities.
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I know the big deal is the Sacred Coil base. But what I want to know is why did you even bother getting sent to save that Data Analyst, if they are so terrible at their job you only get 80% chance for intel?
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Section Z posted:I know the big deal is the Sacred Coil base. But what I want to know is why did you even bother getting sent to save that Data Analyst, if they are so terrible at their job you only get 80% chance for intel? maybe the data analyst's job is to create stock market predictions and analyze elerium futures and not the capabilities or strategies of terrorist organizations
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32:50 posted:"there could have been andromedon in here, so it could be worse" same here, I wish for andromedon death We haven't seen any andromedon civilians yet, have we? Kinda makes me wonder about the role of these people in this city's society.
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starbucks hermit posted:same here, I wish for andromedon death Hilariously, the lore for their post-war lifestyle is "they all live in one area outside the city. No one goes there. Every Thursday we hear a lot of gunfire."
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I'd like Andrea more if she ever invited me to thursday night ride armour gun hockey  Just because I dont breath acid suddenly I'm not good enough
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if andrea were a playable character, would a locker even be needed? I guess you have to store the suit coolant somewhere but it would be unlikely that osha-equivalent agencies would allow such dangerous chemicals to be stored in a locker room.
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Akratic Method posted:Hilariously, the lore for their post-war lifestyle is "they all live in one area outside the city. No one goes there. Every Thursday we hear a lot of gunfire." Andrea wouldn't need her own locker, but equal opportunity regulations would require XCOM to install an Andromedon bathroom.
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Would it be a cruel prank to Andrea or Frost to say "Don't worry, We'll give you Frost's locker!... Oh that's right the robot doesn't get one."
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